Samuel L. Jackson movie quotes

“- West: I hail from Biloxi, Mississippi where vanilla mother fuckers like that used to hang us from trees by our necks on a whim. Now, does that sound like the kind of fucking place you want to god damn grow up?
- Pike: Sargent. No, Sargent.
- West: Are you saying something negative about the great state of Mississippi?”

Samuel L. Jackson - West
Taye Diggs - Pike

“- Vincent Vega: Whoa!
- Jules Winnfield: What the fuck's happening, man? Ah, shit man!
- Vincent Vega: Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face.
- Jules Winnfield: Why the fuck did you do that?!
- Vincent Vega: Well, I didn't mean to do it, it was an accident!
- Jules Winnfield: Oh man I've seen some crazy ass shit in my time...”

John Travolta - Vincent Vega
Samuel L. Jackson - Jules Winnfield

“- Leeds: Now I bet you niggers do think y'all white. College don't mean shit. Y'all niggers, and you gonna be niggers forever... just like us. Niggers.
- Dap: You're not niggers.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Leeds
Laurence Fishburne - Dap

“- Sgt. Dan 'Hondo' Harrelson: Street, you have a driver's license?
- Jim Street: Got a library card.
- Sgt. Dan 'Hondo' Harrelson: Good enough. So get your uniform on. You're driving me around today.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Sgt. Dan 'Hondo' Harrelson
Colin Farrell - Jim Street

“- Qui-Gon Jinn: My only conclusion... is that it was a Sith lord.
- Ki-Adi-Mundi: Impossible! The Sith are extinct! They have been for nearly a millenium.
- Mace Windu: I agree. The Sith would not have returned without us sensing it.
- Yoda: Hard to see, the dark side is. We must investigate further before drawing a conclusion to the idenity of...” (continue)(continue reading)

Liam Neeson - Qui-Gon Jinn
Silas Carson - Ki-Adi-Mundi
Samuel L. Jackson - Mace Windu
Frank Oz - Yoda

“It's hard for many people to believe that there are extraordinary things inside themselves, as well as others. I hope you can keep an open mind.”

Samuel L. Jackson - Elijah Price

“- Louis Gara: I just felt strange, you know, I thought, if she was your girlfriend...
- Ordell Robbie: But you fucked her anyway? Well, I hope you felt appropriately guilty about it afterwards.
- Louis Gara: Afterwards, I did.”

Robert De Niro - Louis Gara
Samuel L. Jackson - Ordell Robbie

“I'm not homeless...I live in a cave.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Romulus

“- Wes Luger: York was a friend of mine. She was onto something. I think that's what got her killed.
- Capt. Doyle: You don't think it was the bullets?”

Samuel L. Jackson - Wes Luger
Frank McRae - Capt. Doyle

“I used to think the world was this great place where everybody lived by the same standards I did, then some kid with a nail showed me I was living in his world, a world where chaos rules, not order, a world where righteousness is not rewarded. That's Cesar's world, and if you're not willing to play by his rules, then you're gonna have to pay the...” (continue)(continue reading)
Samuel L. Jackson - Trevor Garfield

“- Ordell Robbie: Let me give you the reason, motherfucker! The reason is your ass ain't worth a shit no more!
- Louis Gara: You better fucking back off, man!
- Ordell Robbie: What the fuck happened to you, man? Your ass used to be beautiful.”

Samuel L. Jackson - Ordell Robbie
Robert De Niro - Louis Gara

“- Andy Fiddler: I haven't met anyone that I didn't become friends with... eventually.
- Derrick Vann: Really? Because I haven't met anyone who's ass I didn't kick... eventually.”
Eugene Levy - Andy Fiddler
Samuel L. Jackson - Derrick Vann

“Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Jules Winnfield

“- Mitch Henessey: How did you find us?
- Nathan: There may be many reasons not to kill you, but among them is not that you'll be missed by NASA. I found the address in your coat. Here. Between the address of a topless bar, and the picture of what looks like a man's penis.
- Mitch Henessey: That's a duck, not a dick.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Mitch Henessey
Brian Cox - Nathan

“- Brett: I'm sorry, I didn't get your name. I got yours, Vincent, right? But I didn't get yours...
- Jules Winnfield: My name's Pitt. And your ass ain't talkin' your way out of this shit.”
Frank Whaley - Brett
Samuel L. Jackson - Jules Winnfield

“- Ordell Robbie: Is that what I think it is?
- Jackie Brown: What do you think it is?
- Ordell Robbie: I think it's a gun pressed up against my dick.
- Jackie Brown: You thought right. Now take your hands off from around my throat, nigga.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Ordell Robbie
Pam Grier - Jackie Brown

“- Zeus Carver: Who's gonna help you?
- Dexter: We're gonna help ourselves.
- Zeus Carver: And who do we not want to help us?
- Dexter, Raymond: White people.
- Zeus Carver: That's right. Now get on outta here. Go to school.”

Samuel L. Jackson - Zeus Carver
Michael Alexander Jackson - Dexter

“- Romulus: Leave me alone. How did you get in here, anyway?
- Sheila: I rode in on your dreams.
- Romulus: Well, ride on out.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Romulus
Tamara Tunie - Sheila

“- Mitch Henessey: Jesus, old man, how many of those you got?
- Nathan: Three. One shoulder, one hip and one down here, right next to Mr. Wally, where most patdowns never reveal it, as even the most hardened federal agent is often reluctant to feel up another man's groin. Any other questions?
- Mitch Henessey: Yeah. What's the weather like on...” (continue)(continue reading)

Samuel L. Jackson - Mitch Henessey
Brian Cox - Nathan

“- Samantha Caine (Charly): What, are you a Mormon?
- Mitch Henessey: Yes, I'm a Mormon. That's why I just smoked a pack of Newport and drank three vodka tonics.”
Geena Davis - Samantha Caine (Charly)
Samuel L. Jackson - Mitch Henessey

“- Samantha Caine (Charly): Easy, sport. I got myself outta Beirut once, I think I can get outta New Jersey.
- Mitch Henessey: Yeah? Well, don't be so sure. Others have tried and failed. The entire population, in fact.”
Geena Davis - Samantha Caine (Charly)
Samuel L. Jackson - Mitch Henessey

“- Sgt. Dan 'Hondo' Harrelson: How can I trust a man who won't eat a good old-fashioned American hotdog?
- Jim Street: He's a vegetarian.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Sgt. Dan 'Hondo' Harrelson
Colin Farrell - Jim Street

“- Ordell Robbie: What the fuck you doing knockin' on the door like the goddamn police? You wanna die?
- Max Cherry: I thought you might be asleep.
- Ordell Robbie: You keep fucking with me, you're gonna be asleep forever.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Ordell Robbie
Robert Forster - Max Cherry

“- Jules Winnfield: Fuck, nigga, what the fuck did you do to his towel?
- Vincent Vega: I was dryin' my hands.
- Jules Winnfield: You're supposed to wash 'em first!
- Vincent Vega: You watched me wash 'em.
- Jules Winnfield: I watched you get 'em wet.
- Vincent Vega: I was washing 'em. But this shit's hard to get off. Maybe if I had Lava or...” (continue)(continue reading)

Samuel L. Jackson - Jules Winnfield
John Travolta - Vincent Vega

“Your bones don't break, mine do. That's clear. Your cells react to bacteria and viruses differently than mine. You don't get sick, I do. That's also clear. But for some reason, you and I react the exact same way to water. We swallow it too fast, we choke. We get some in our lungs, we drown. However unreal it may seem, we are connected, you and...” (continue)(continue reading)

Samuel L. Jackson - Elijah Price