Samuel L. Jackson movie quotes

Samuel L. Jackson movie quotes, phrases and lines
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Samuel L. Jackson quotes
  • - Sheila: Aw, baby, if your shit was a rocketship, you could fly to the moon. Now, why do you have to stick your nose in matters that don't pertain to you? And don't give me some bullshit about love.
    - Romulus: The dead boy knew me, Sheila. He called me, "The Voice".
    - Sheila: It's Lulu, isn't it? You want to prove yourself to her? You want to... (continue)
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    Tamara Tunie - Sheila
    Samuel L. Jackson - Romulus
  • “My product is 51 times stronger than cocaine, 51 times more hallucinogenic than acid, and 51 times more explosive than ecstasy. It's like getting a personal visit... from God!”

    Samuel L. Jackson - Elmo McElroy
    [Tag:drugs]
  • “I'm always frank and earnest with women. Uh, in New York I'm Frank, and Chicago I'm Ernest.”
    Samuel L. Jackson - Mitch Henessey
    [Tag:cheating, men]
  • “- John McClane: I'll tell you what your problem is, you don't like me 'cause you're a racist!
    - Zeus Carver: What?
    - John McClane: You're a racist! You don't like me 'cause I'm white!
    - Zeus Carver: I don't like you because you're gonna get me killed!”

    Bruce Willis - John McClane
    Samuel L. Jackson - Zeus Carver
  • “- John McClane: Here take this.
    - Zeus Carver: How's it work?
    - John McClane: You don't know how to shoot a gun?
    - Zeus Carver: Look, all brothers don't know how to shoot guns, you racist motherfucker.
    - John McClane: Sue me.”

    Bruce Willis - John McClane
    Samuel L. Jackson - Zeus Carver
  • “You know what the scariest thing is? To not know your place in this world. To not know why you're here... That's... That's just an awful feeling.”
    Samuel L. Jackson - Elijah Price
  • “- Leppenraub: If the price of rapture is a mountain of suffering, shouldn't the fee be paid?
    - Romulus: So long as nobody gets hurt.”

    Colm Feore - Leppenraub
    Samuel L. Jackson - Romulus
    [Tag:kidnapping, pain]
  • “- Russell Franklin: You do understand my concern, right?
    - Carter Blake: Look, I got a workable deal here. I don't make waves, I meet the terms of my parole. I'm not out to change the world like the doc, and I'm not out to wreck it either.”

    Samuel L. Jackson - Russell Franklin
    Thomas Jane - Carter Blake
    [Tag:concern, job]
  • “- Jake Tyler Brigance: Carl Lee, I'm your friend.
    - Carl Lee Hailey: We ain't no friends, Jake. We are on different sides of the line, I ain't never seen you in my part of town. I bet you don't even know where I live. Our daughters, Jake; they ain't never gonna play together.”

    Matthew McConaughey - Jake Tyler Brigance
    Samuel L. Jackson - Carl Lee Hailey
  • “- Samantha Caine (Charly): Were you always this stupid, or did you take lessons?
    - Mitch Henessey: I took lessons.”

    Geena Davis - Samantha Caine (Charly)
    Samuel L. Jackson - Mitch Henessey
    [Tag:stupidity]
  • “My ass may be dumb, but I ain't no dumbass.”
    Samuel L. Jackson - Ordell Robbie
  • “- Sam: Chess ain't fun, boy, how many times do I gotta tell you that? Don't you listen to a word I say?
    - Fresh: Maybe if I seen you more...
    - Sam: Well you don't, so you be well served to retain some of the knowledge I'm imparting to you, rather than giving me all this hard ass street attitude bullshit.”

    Samuel L. Jackson - Sam
    Sean Nelson - Fresh
  • Everyone knows... when you make an assumption, you make an ass out of "u" and "umption".
    Samuel L. Jackson - Mitch Henessey
    [Tag:talking]
  • “- Vincent Vega: Jules, did you ever hear the philosophy that once a man admits that he's wrong that he is immediately forgiven for all wrongdoings? Have you ever heard that?
    - Jules Winnfield: Get the fuck out my face with that shit! The motherfucker that said that shit never had to pick up itty-bitty pieces of skull on account of your dumb ass.”

    John Travolta - Vincent Vega
    Samuel L. Jackson - Jules Winnfield
  • “To a certain type of woman, I am a hero. I need to be a hero.”
    Samuel L. Jackson - Louis Batiste
    [Tag:heroes, women]
  • “I got me a rule: never do business with people you ain't never done business with before without backup. And that's why I need you: backup.”

    Samuel L. Jackson - Ordell Robbie
    [Tag:business, need, rules]
  • “- Zeus Carver: If I hadn't've saved your fuckin' ass, I wouldn't be sittin' here with you about to blow up with 100 billion dollars in fuckin' gold.
    - John McClane: Yeah, well, I got some bad news, you're only gonna blow up with me.
    - Zeus Carver: What?
    - John McClane: No gold on this boat.”

    Samuel L. Jackson - Zeus Carver
    Bruce Willis - John McClane
  • “- Beaumont Livingston: I'm still scared as a motherfucker, O.D. They talking like they serious as hell giving me time for that machine gun shit.
    - Ordell Robbie: Come on, man, they just trying to put a fright in your ass.
    - Beaumont Livingston: If that's what they doing, they done did it.”

    Chris Tucker - Beaumont Livingston
    Samuel L. Jackson - Ordell Robbie
    [Tag:fear, purpose, weapons]
  • “What do you do when the thing you most wanted, so perfect, just comes?”
    Samuel L. Jackson - Charles Morritz (Montréal)
  • - Jules Winnfield: I want you to go in that bag, and find my wallet.
    - Pumpkin: Which one is it?
    - Jules Winnfield: It's the one that says "Bad Motherfucker".
    [Pumpkin takes a wallet with "Bad Motherfucker" written on it]

    Samuel L. Jackson - Jules Winnfield
    Tim Roth - Pumpkin
     
  • “A quick lesson in lying. See, this is what us real cops do: We study liars. Example: If I ask you a question about something visual, like your favorite color, your eyes go up and to the left. Neurophysiology tells us your eyes go in that direction, because you're accessing the visual cortex. So you're telling the truth. If your eyes go up and...” (continue)(continue reading)
    Samuel L. Jackson - Danny Roman
    [Tag:lies, lying, police]
  • - Zeus Carver: It's ten after nine. Why aren't you in school?
    - Raymond: Tony wants to sell you this.
    - Zeus Carver: Tony? That no-neck dude they call "Bad T"?
    - Dexter: He says he found it in a dumpster.
    - Zeus Carver: He keeps stealing from people, they're gonna find him in a dumpster.

    Samuel L. Jackson - Zeus Carver
    Aldis Hodge - Raymond
    Michael Alexander Jackson - Dexter
  • “The fuck you mean you ain't got my money yet? The fuck you mean you don't got my money yet? You best pay me my motherfuckin' money.”
    Samuel L. Jackson - Tat Lawson
    [Tag:cards, debt, money]
  • - Vincent Vega: You know what they call a... a... a "Quarter Pounder with Cheese" in Paris?
    - Jules Winnfield: They don't call it a "Quarter Pounder with cheese"?
    - Vincent Vega: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
    - Jules Winnfield: Then what do they call it?
    - Vincent Vega: They call it a ... (continue)
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    John Travolta - Vincent Vega
    Samuel L. Jackson - Jules Winnfield
    [Tag:food, name, paris]
  • “- Jules Winnfield: Look, do you wanna play blindman? Go walk with the shepherd. But me, my eyes are wide fucking open.
    - Vincent Vega: What the fuck does that mean?
    - Jules Winnfield: It means, that's it for me. From here on in you can consider my ass retired.
    - Vincent Vega: Jesus Christ.
    - Jules Winnfield: Don't blaspheme.
    - Vincent Vega:...” (continue)
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    Samuel L. Jackson - Jules Winnfield
    John Travolta - Vincent Vega
    [Tag:swearing]
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