Samuel L. Jackson quotes
- From the movie: The Caveman's Valentine
- Sheila: Aw, baby, if your shit was a rocketship, you could fly to the moon. Now, why do you have to stick your nose in matters that don't pertain to you? And don't give me some bullshit about love.
- Romulus: The dead boy knew me, Sheila. He called me, "The Voice".
- Sheila: It's Lulu, isn't it? You want to prove yourself to her? You want to... (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: The 51st State
“My product is 51 times stronger than cocaine, 51 times more hallucinogenic than acid, and 51 times more explosive than ecstasy. It's like getting a personal visit... from God!”
- From the movie: The Long Kiss Goodnight
- From the movie: Die Hard with a Vengeance
“- John McClane: I'll tell you what your problem is, you don't like me 'cause you're a racist!
- Zeus Carver: What?
- John McClane: You're a racist! You don't like me 'cause I'm white!
- Zeus Carver: I don't like you because you're gonna get me killed!” - From the movie: Die Hard with a Vengeance
- From the movie: Unbreakable
“You know what the scariest thing is? To not know your place in this world. To not know why you're here... That's... That's just an awful feeling.”
- From the movie: The Caveman's Valentine
- From the movie: Deep Blue Sea
- From the movie: A Time to Kill
“- Jake Tyler Brigance: Carl Lee, I'm your friend.
- Carl Lee Hailey: We ain't no friends, Jake. We are on different sides of the line, I ain't never seen you in my part of town. I bet you don't even know where I live. Our daughters, Jake; they ain't never gonna play together.” - From the movie: The Long Kiss Goodnight
“- Samantha Caine (Charly): Were you always this stupid, or did you take lessons?
- Mitch Henessey: I took lessons.” - From the movie: Jackie Brown
“My ass may be dumb, but I ain't no dumbass.”
- From the movie: Fresh
“- Sam: Chess ain't fun, boy, how many times do I gotta tell you that? Don't you listen to a word I say?
- Fresh: Maybe if I seen you more...
- Sam: Well you don't, so you be well served to retain some of the knowledge I'm imparting to you, rather than giving me all this hard ass street attitude bullshit.” - From the movie: The Long Kiss Goodnight
Everyone knows... when you make an assumption, you make an ass out of "u" and "umption".
- From the movie: Pulp Fiction
“- Vincent Vega: Jules, did you ever hear the philosophy that once a man admits that he's wrong that he is immediately forgiven for all wrongdoings? Have you ever heard that?
- Jules Winnfield: Get the fuck out my face with that shit! The motherfucker that said that shit never had to pick up itty-bitty pieces of skull on account of your dumb ass.” - From the movie: Eve's Bayou
- From the movie: Jackie Brown
- From the movie: Die Hard with a Vengeance
- From the movie: Jackie Brown
- From the movie: The Red Violin
“What do you do when the thing you most wanted, so perfect, just comes?”
- From the movie: Pulp Fiction
- From the movie: The Negotiator
“A quick lesson in lying. See, this is what us real cops do: We study liars. Example: If I ask you a question about something visual, like your favorite color, your eyes go up and to the left. Neurophysiology tells us your eyes go in that direction, because you're accessing the visual cortex. So you're telling the truth. If your eyes go up and...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: Die Hard with a Vengeance
- From the movie: Menace II Society
- From the movie: Pulp Fiction
- Vincent Vega: You know what they call a... a... a "Quarter Pounder with Cheese" in Paris?
- Jules Winnfield: They don't call it a "Quarter Pounder with cheese"?
- Vincent Vega: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
- Jules Winnfield: Then what do they call it?
- Vincent Vega: They call it a ... (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Pulp Fiction
“- Jules Winnfield: Look, do you wanna play blindman? Go walk with the shepherd. But me, my eyes are wide fucking open.
- Vincent Vega: What the fuck does that mean?
- Jules Winnfield: It means, that's it for me. From here on in you can consider my ass retired.
- Vincent Vega: Jesus Christ.
- Jules Winnfield: Don't blaspheme.
- Vincent Vega:...” (continue)(continue reading)
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