Steve Carrell movie quotes

“Do you know how much I love you? If you could take all the words in the language, it still wouldn't describe how much I love you. And if you could gather all those words together, it still wouldn't describe what I feel for you. What I feel for you is everything. I love you more than everything.”

Steve Carrell - David Sheff

“Mortgage bonds are dog shit. CDOs are dog shit wrapped in cat shit.”

Steve Carrell - Mark Baum

“- Mark Baum: [on the phone] Ok, I want you to walk back in there and very calmly, very politely tell the risk-assessors to fuck-off!
- Vinnie Daniel: [Walks into the room] Gentlemen, I just spoke with Mark Baum and he says to 'fuck off'.”
Steve Carrell - Mark Baum
Jeremy Strong - Vinnie Daniel

“I will never stop trying. Because when you find the one... you never give up.”
Steve Carrell - Cal

“I have loved her even when I hated her... only married couples'll understand that one...”
Steve Carrell - Cal

“I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.”
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“I guess I’ve been working so hard, I forgot what it’s like to be hardly working.”
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“Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.”
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“Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”
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“Are you going to sit there like an idiot doing nothing or are you going to shoot for the stars?”
Steve Carrell - General Mark R. Naird

“Boots on the moon in 2024. Actually he said boobs on the moon, but we believe that to be a typo.”
Steve Carrell - General Mark R. Naird

“Gender roles…offensive and out of date. Like you.”
Steve Carrell - General Mark R. Naird

“I only wish that my parents could have been here to see this…but they were unable to get flights from New Jersey in time.”
Steve Carrell - General Mark R. Naird

“- David Sheff: I thought we were close. I thought we were closer than most fathers and sons! Why?
- Nic Sheff: I felt better than I ever had, so... I just kept on doing it.
- David Sheff: This isn't us! This is not who we are!”

Steve Carrell - David Sheff
Timothée Chalamet - Nic Sheff

“You can not say dumb shit like that, or you're gonna start believing it.”

Steve Carrell - David Sheff

“- David Sheff: Do you know how much I love you? I love you more than everything.
- Nic Sheff (5 Years Old): Everything?
- David Sheff: Everything... everything...”
Steve Carrell - David Sheff
Kue Lawrence - Nic Sheff (5 Years Old)

- Bobby Riggs: You and me, Billie Jean. Three sets, five sets - your choice.
- Billie Jean King: Are you drunk, Bobby?
- Bobby Riggs: No, of course not. How about this: "Man vs. Woman". "Male Chauvinist Pig vs Hairy-Legged Feminist".
Steve Carrell - Bobby Riggs
Emma Stone - Billie Jean King

“Now, don't get me wrong. I love women, in the the bedroom and in the kitchen. But these days they want to be everywhere! They want to be doing everything! Where is going to end? Pretty soon us fellas are not gonna be able to go to a ballgame, we're not gonna be able to go fishing, we're not gonna be able to stop for a drink after work. And...” (continue)(continue reading)
Steve Carrell - Bobby Riggs

“- Bobby Riggs: No offense. You're still a feminist, right?
- Billie Jean King: No, I'm a tennis player who happens to be a woman.”
Steve Carrell - Bobby Riggs
Emma Stone - Billie Jean King

“- Bobby Riggs: I'm the ladies number one. I'm the champ. Why would I lose?
- Billie Jean King: Because dinosaurs can't play tennis.”
Steve Carrell - Bobby Riggs
Emma Stone - Billie Jean King

“- Hammy: I gotta go wee-wee!
- Verne: Not on the lake we drink from!”
Steve Carrell - Hammy
Garry Shandling - Verne

“I have a feeling in a few years people are going to be doing what they always do when the economy tanks. They will be blaming immigrants and poor people.”
Steve Carrell - Mark Baum

“- Phil Foster: What'd you learn in school today?
- Oliver Foster, Charlotte Foster: Nothing.
- Phil Foster: Oh, fantastic. Won't have to pay for college.”
Steve Carrell - Phil Foster
Jonathan Morgan Heit - Oliver Foster
Savannah Paige Rae - Charlotte Foster

Steven, with a V, that means "Very Gay". And when people disrespect my gay brothers and sisters, I rain terror on them! Shock and awe, shock and awe.
Steve Carrell - Steven Goldstein

“You know what? I respect women! I love women! I respect them so much that I completely stay away from them!”
Steve Carrell - Andy