Vince Vaughn movie quotes

“- Billy McMahon: Where's all this hostility coming from?
- Stuart: Where do you think it's coming from, you big tree. Two fifths of our team is made up of two old guys who don't know shit”
Vince Vaughn - Billy McMahon
Dylan O'Brien - Stuart

“- Nick Van Owen: You seem like you have a shred of common sense, what the hell are you doing here?
- Roland Tembo: Somewhere on this island is the greatest predator there ever lived. The second greatest predator must take him down.”
Vince Vaughn - Nick Van Owen
Pete Postlethwaite - Roland Tembo

“A boy's best friend is his mother.”
Vince Vaughn - Norman Bates

“- Wayne Westerberg: What are you doing when we're there? Now you're in the wild, what are we doing?
- Christopher McCandless: You're just living, man. You're just there, in that moment, in that special place and time. Maybe when I get back, I can write a book about my travels.”

Vince Vaughn - Wayne Westerberg
Emile Hirsch - Christopher McCandless

“- Sgt Howell: Have you ever roped a goat, Hollywood?
- Hollywood Zane: No, Sarge.
- Sgt Howell: Have you ever looked into a goat's eyes?
- Hollywood Zane: No, Sarge.
- Sgt Howell: Good. That would be unnatural.”
Vince Vaughn - Sgt Howell
Luke Pegler - Hollywood Zane

“- Dave: Is his junk literally out of his pants?
- Ronnie: Yes.
- Dave: Now it's a party.”
Vince Vaughn - Dave
Malin Akerman - Ronnie

“Sometimes your worst self is your best self. You know what I’m saying?”
Vince Vaughn - Frank Semyon

“To be a WWE Superstar, you have to have two things. Number one: you gotta have the skills, and number two: you have to have the spark. Now, skills, that's obvious, right? You gotta be able to wrestle. The spark, well... that's the magic dust. It's what the audience falls in love with. It's why they buy your poster. It's why they come back every...” (continue)(continue reading)
Vince Vaughn - Hutch

“- Cinnamon: I promise I can put a great big smile on each of those nuts.
- Bradley Thomas: No thanks. I don't want anyone to see their braces.”
Keren Dukes - Cinnamon
Vince Vaughn - Bradley Thomas

“- Andre: You box?
- Bradley Thomas: No.
- Andre: Them muscles just for show?
- Bradley Thomas: Helps me lift stuff.”
Mustafa Shakir - Andre
Vince Vaughn - Bradley Thomas

“- Gil: In the fridge. Jill got you your faggoty mineral water.
- Bradley Thomas: I didn't know H2O's got a sexual orientation.”
Marc Blucas - Gil
Vince Vaughn - Bradley Thomas

“- Lauren Thomas: You're gonna be a drug dealer?
- Bradley Thomas: No. I'm gonna drive packages for a friend.”
Jennifer Carpenter - Lauren Thomas
Vince Vaughn - Bradley Thomas

“I'd rather knit baby booties with pink yarn than hit people for no reason.”
Vince Vaughn - Bradley Thomas

“That's right, I'm loco. Now get the fuck out of my crazy way.”
Vince Vaughn - Bradley Thomas

“- Bradley Thomas: That necessary?
- Andre: Pretend like you're talking to God.
- Bradley Thomas: He doesn't smell like nachos.”

Vince Vaughn - Bradley Thomas
Mustafa Shakir - Andre

- Gil: I like that nigger. Or is it - is it "nigga" with an A at the end, when you're saying it nice?
- Bradley Thomas: Don't think someone like you can say that word any way polite.

Marc Blucas - Gil
Vince Vaughn - Bradley Thomas

“Don't call me a foreigner. Last time I checked, the colors of the flag weren't red, white and burrito.”
Vince Vaughn - Bradley Thomas

“- James: Are you ok?
- Bradley Thomas: South of ok. North of cancer.”
Peter Jay Fernandez - James
Vince Vaughn - Bradley Thomas

“Stop hatin', start participatin'. Come on, twinkle twinkle, baby, twinkle twinkle.”
Vince Vaughn - Raji

“- Nick and Billy's Boss: You two were great salesmen. The best! But at the end of the day, you're grinders. Foot soldiers. We all know you'll never be generals. And I'm gonna say something harsh right now.
- Billy McMahon: Now you're gonna say something harsh?
- Nick and Billy's Boss: Strap it in, boys, 'cause it ain't pretty out there. And you...” (continue)(continue reading)
John Goodman - Nick and Billy's Boss
Vince Vaughn - Billy McMahon

“You're going to be athletic, you're going to be a moderate to lukewarm student, and you're gonna have a child before you graduate college. And who are you going to have to thank for all that? Not the big guy in the red suit, but your pal Fred.”
Vince Vaughn - Fred Claus

“If you don't get out of my way in three seconds, you're going to make me the happiest guy at the North Pole.”

Vince Vaughn - Fred Claus

“- Billy McMahon: Me and you are the same height.
- Matress Salesman: We're not the same height. We're not the same height. I'm handsome tall - you're the type of tall where, you walk through the airport, people stop what they're eating and look at you. You're like a freak.”
Vince Vaughn - Billy McMahon
Will Ferrell - Matress Salesman

“- Peter La Fleur: White, you're a lot dumber than I thought.
- White Goodman: Oh, I don't think I'm a lot dumber than you thought that I think that I thought that I was once.”
Vince Vaughn - Peter La Fleur
Ben Stiller - White Goodman

“There's a real big gap between getting your ass kicked and having a dancing, singing sprite fool you with trickery and then strike your throat before you even know you're in a fight. But I wouldn't expect someone like you to understand that, because all you do is make moves from up in your ivory tower.”
Vince Vaughn - Gary Grobowski