Will Ferrell movie quotes

“- Allen Gamble: Hey, I didn't know you can dance.
- Terry Hoitz: We used to do those dance moves to make fun of guys when we were kids to show them how queer they were, okay.
- Allen Gamble: You learned to dance like that sarcastically?
- Terry Hoitz: Yeah, I guess.”
Will Ferrell - Allen Gamble
Mark Wahlberg - Terry Hoitz

“Losing is never fun, but here's a little something to keep your spirits up. It's real nice, I got it at Target. It was on sale.”

Will Ferrell - Ricky Bobby

“- Buddy: It seems I'm not an elf.
- Leon the Snowman: Of course you're not an elf. You're six-foot-three and had a beard since you were fifteen.”

Will Ferrell - Buddy
Leon Redbone - Leon the Snowman

“You're asking me why I killed Justin Bieber?”
Will Ferrell - Jacobim Mugatu

“- Dr. Sheila Gamble: Allen, I'm pregnant.
- Allen Gamble: Whose baby is that? Who's the man who did that to you?”
Eva Mendes - Dr. Sheila Gamble
Will Ferrell - Allen Gamble

“I guess ultimately a lot of comedians just wanna be taken seriously.”
Will Ferrell

“- Dr. Grace Hart: Shall we begin the autopsy? Dr. Grace Hart.
- Watson: A woman doctor?
- Holmes: Impossible. Fortunately we have a real doctor here.
- Watson: Would you like some heroin?”
Rebecca Hall - Grace Hart
John C. Reilly - Dr. Watson
Will Ferrell - Sherlock Holmes

“- Watson: I am sorry... You are saying Grace is the killer?
- Holmes: Of course she is not the killer, she is an American! She should've used a gun!”
John C. Reilly - Dr. Watson
Will Ferrell - Sherlock Holmes

“- Watson: Your Majesty, do you think I could have a picture of us together?
- Queen Victoria: But who is going to take the photograph?
- Watson: Oh, no, I'll take the photograph. You see, it's a type of a self-photograph. I can take it, and I will be in it also.
- Holmes: You know what? I find, to take the most attractive photographs, you...” (continue)(continue reading)
John C. Reilly - Dr. Watson
Pam Ferris - Queen Victoria
Will Ferrell - Sherlock Holmes

“Help me Jesus! Help me Jewish God! Help me Allah! Help me Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me!”
Will Ferrell - Ricky Bobby

“- James King: My life is ruined, because after thirty days I'm going to prison!... It's not as bad as I've heard, is it?
- Darnell Lewis: Hell yeah, it's bad!
- James King: Teach me how to survive in prison, the way you did!
- Darnell Lewis: [amazed] Tell me how you know I went to prison?
- James King: Given your low economic status, your...” (continue)(continue reading)
Will Ferrell - James
Kevin Hart - Darnell

“- Nancy Huff: Guys. Guys. Guys!
[both guys wake up and quote last line from their dreams]
- Brennan Huff: I'll kill you, Leonard Nimoy.
- Dale Doback: The clown has no penis.
- Nancy Huff: What kind of dreams are you guys having?”

Mary Steenburgen - Nancy Huff
Will Ferrell - Brennan Huff
John C. Reilly - Dale Doback

“All I'm asking for is total perfection.”
Will Ferrell - President Business

“- Billy McMahon: Me and you are the same height.
- Matress Salesman: We're not the same height. We're not the same height. I'm handsome tall - you're the type of tall where, you walk through the airport, people stop what they're eating and look at you. You're like a freak.”
Vince Vaughn - Billy McMahon
Will Ferrell - Matress Salesman

“- Mugatu: Shut up, Valentino! Just shut up! Everyone shut up! There is no Fountain of Youth!
- Tommy Hilfiger: What?
- Mugatu: I mean, Adam and Eve and Steve? Are you serious? You actually believed that crap?”
Will Ferrell - Jacobim Mugatu
Tommy Hilfiger - Himself

“Don't act like you're not impressed.”

Will Ferrell - Ron Burgundy

“- Doug Butabi: You can not take away our dreams.
- Steve Butabi: Yeah, because we're, like, sleeping when we have them.”
Chris Kattan - Doug Butabi
Will Ferrell - Steve Butabi

“- Emily: You sure like sugar?
- Buddy: Is there sugar in syrup?
- Emily: Yes.
- Buddy: Then yes!”

Mary Steenburgen - Emily
Will Ferrell - Buddy

“Troubled childhood? If you consider a 9 year old kid with a 35 year old girlfriend troubled.”
Will Ferrell - Chazz Michael Michaels

“You know I don't speak Spanish.”

Will Ferrell - Ron Burgundy

“You have such a pretty face, you should be on a Christmas card!”

Will Ferrell - Buddy

“- Brick Tamland: I love... desk.
- Ron Burgundy: Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them?
- Brick Tamland: I love lamp.”
Paul Rudd - Brick Tamland
Will Ferrell - Ron Burgundy

- Cal Naughton Jr.: Hey, when you have the stereo and TV on, how do you change the volume on the stereo?
- Ricky Bobby: "If you have the stereo on" Why do you have the stereo on while you're watching TV?
- Cal Naughton Jr.: 'Cause I like to party.
John C. Reilly - Cal Naughton Jr.
Will Ferrell - Ricky Bobby

“- Darnell Lewis: Let's see your mad dog face!
- [King bursts into tears]
- Darnell Lewis: What are you doing, James?
- James King: Sad Dog. I think that's a strategy that could work, don't sexually harass me I'm already sad...”
Kevin Hart - Darnell
Will Ferrell - James

“One day I'll get you over that wall of anger, and it will be glorious!”
Will Ferrell - Allen Gamble