Accident quotes

“- Patrick: What happened to your hand?
- Lee Chandler: I cut it.
- Patrick: Oh, thanks. For a minute there, I didn't know what happened.”
Lucas Hedges - Patrick
Casey Affleck - Lee Chandler

“- Jeremy Collier: You told me that more people die in car-wrecks each year than died in Vietnam.
- Bob Collier: Well, I may have said that...
- Jeremy Collier: Not 'may have', did!”

Emilio Estevez - Jeremy Collier
Martin Sheen - Bob Collier

“- Detective Drycoff: Are you alright?
- Bashed Cop: I think so...
- Detective Drycoff: Are you sure? 'Cause, you just went through a wall.”

Timothy Olyphant - Detective Drycoff

“I had two big accidents in my life Diego, the trolley and you... You are by far the worse.”
Salma Hayek - Frida Kahlo

“- Tony Manero: I know everything about that bridge. Know what else? There's a guy buried in the cement
- Stephanie: Really?
- Tony Manero: Know how it happened? While they were working on it, pouring the cement, he slipped off on the upper part of the bridge and, you know, fell in... dumb fuck.”
John Travolta - Tony Manero
Karen Lynn Gorney - Stephanie

“I'm real sorry, that barn just came out of nowhere.”

Seth MacFarlane - Ted

“- Charlene: Where are his parents?
- Milly: That's the weird part. When Eric was five years old, his parents went on a trip to Spain or France or someplace like that. The plane crashed and they died.”
Bonnie Bedelia - Charlene
Lucy Deakins - Milly

“- Harry Hogge: I want you to go back out on that track and hit the pace car.
- Cole Trickle: Hit the pace car?
- Harry Hogge: Hit the pace car.
- Cole Trickle: What for?
- Harry Hogge: Because you've hit every other goddamned thing out there, I want you to be perfect.”
Robert Duvall - Harry Hogge
Tom Cruise - Cole Trickle

“I had a skin graft operation, where they put half my right thigh in my face. Now it doesn't look too good, but one unexpected advantage is it's impossible to perspire through a skin graft, so sweat will never run into my eyes again, which is good for a driver.”
Daniel Brühl - Niki Lauda

“- Tihomir Boyanov: I'm now the only one who knows just where that dangerously compact and transportable nuke is. So... I'd say I have more than ten seconds.
- Bradley Fine: Well then in that case, I'd say you'd better st- [sneezes and accidentally shoots Tihomir in the head]
- Bradley Fine: Oh, fuck...
- Susan Cooper: [on earpiece] Oh my God,...” (continue)(continue reading)

Raad Rawi - Tihomir Boyanov
Jude Law - Bradley Fine
Melissa McCarthy - Susan Cooper

“- Beefcake Kitty: Kids don't belong in here. That leash better not trip me up.
- Deanne McKenzie: Leash isn't gonna trip you up. It's your big-ass, hairy man feet that are gonna trip you up.”
Kris Murrell - Beefcake Kitty
Maya Rudolph - Deanne McKenzie

“The principal I represent has an offer for you. He'd like three men killed. Each death must look like an accident. Your specialty I believe. Seems that reports of your demise have been greatly exaggerated.”

Yayaying Rhatha Phongam - Courier

“While I was a physics major in college, we studied something called the Heisenberg uncertainty principle. It proves that there is no such thing as zero tolerance. It doesn't exist. You basically can't be 100% sure of anything no matter how hard you try. Accidents... happen.”
David Oyelowo - Payne

“There was a horrible accident... But I survived. Survived... Not in the traditional sense of the word.”

Rebecca Scott - Penny McGregor

“Why is the world jam packed with such idiots? Every Schmo has a fantasy that the planet revolves around them. It rains, a car crash happens, they say 'How can this happen to me?'. But for us, this isn't a fantasy, it is a reality.”
Sandra Bernhard - Minerva Mayflower

“- Toula Portokalos: [Pointing to Ian's bruised nose] What happened? Biker fight? nose job? What?
- Ian Miller: Uh... yeah.
- Toula Portokalos: No, really.
- Ian Miller: You don't want to know.
- Toula Portokalos: Oh I don't know. If I had survived an old lady ass-kicking I would want to brag about it.”
Nia Vardalos - Toula Portokalos
John Corbett - Ian Miller

“These things are damn fast!
[to prove it, he punches the accelerator and collides with a tree]
I'm all right!”

Steve Buscemi - Crazy Eyes

“- Retired Doctor: How'd you say this happened?
- Jon: My father accidentally put the car in the wrong gear and then he accidentally got his foot stuck on the accelerator.”

Mal Jones - Retired Doctor
Tom Selleck - Jon Aldrich

“Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features doesn't mean that we still can't not die in a freak gasolinefight accident.”

Ben Stiller - Derek Zoolander

“- Miss Shepherd: I don't need insuring. It's like the van, I'm insured in heaven.
- Alan Bennett: So, who pays if you have an accident, the Pope?”
Maggie Smith - Miss Shepherd
Alex Jennings - Alan Bennett

“- Dr. Granada - Psychiatrist: Tell me about your accident.
- Milly: I was on a bridge, reaching for a flower and I fell over the railing.
- Dr. Granada - Psychiatrist: You told your mother something about a boy who rescued you.”
Louise Fletcher - Dr. Granada - Psychiatrist
Lucy Deakins - Milly

“- Binx: I didn't mean to shoot him, you heard what he said, he said it wasn't loaded.
- Billie Jean: We have to go to the police.
- Ophelia: They'll never believe you.
- Binx: It was an accident!
- Ophelia: You think he's gonna say that? It's his word against a bunch of crazy kids, he's gonna lie.”
Christian Slater - Binx
Helen Slater - Billie Jean
Martha Gehman - Ophelia

“Sir, let’s talk about your mama, who's so dumb, she got hit by a parked car.”
Whoopi Goldberg - Sister Mary Clarence

“I'm not afraid of flying. I love flying. It's crashing I hate. Hate crashing.”
Jennifer Aniston - Sarah Huttinger

“- Ray Bronson: We have to think about this...
- Julie James: About what? About what? He was crossing the road in the middle of the night! It was an accident!”

Freddie Prinze Jr. - Ray Bronson
Jennifer Love Hewitt - Julie James