Accident quotes
195 accident quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: The In-Laws
- From the movie: Spawn
- Spawn: Just get me to a hospital.
- Clown: A hospital? Have you looked in a mirror lately, burnt man walking? Even the entire cast of "E.R." couldn't put you back together again. - From the movie: Damien: Omen II
- From the movie: Office Space
“We find it's always better to fire people on a Friday. Studies have statistically shown that there's less chance of an incident if you do it at the end of the week.”
- From the movie: My Chauffeur
“Madame, if you continue masturbating my driver, you are going to be a murderer.”
- From the movie: Out of Sight
“The man don't just have to die, Foley. I mean, he could accidentally hurt himself falling down on something real hard, you know? Like a shiv, or my dick?”
- From the movie: Unbreakable
- From the movie: Naked Lunch
- From the movie: Fast Times at Ridgemont High
“My brother's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill you and he's gonna kill me, he's gonna kill us!”
- From the movie: A Night at the Opera
“I have here an accident policy that will absolutely protect you no matter what happens. If you lose a leg, we'll help you look for it.”
- From the movie: Diner
“- Robert 'Boogie' Sheftell: It was an accident.
- Carol Heathrow: An accident?
- Robert 'Boogie' Sheftell: Carol, seriously, it was an accident. I swear to God.
- Carol Heathrow: An accident? Your thing just got into a box of popcorn?” - From the movie: Gremlins
“- Billy Peltzer: It's the creatures!
- Sheriff Frank: Ah, the creatures.
- Billy Peltzer: The creatures are making it look like an accident!” - From the movie: ...And Justice for All
“I haven't left the scene of the accident, I'm in it!”
- From the movie: Inspector Gadget
“- Inspector Gadget: You blew me up and my Chevette. And I really liked that car.
- Dr. Claw: Well, you crushed my hand and I really liked that hand. So Go-Go get over it!” - From the movie: The Rocketeer
"Film fans were saddened by the news that actor Neville Sinclair was killed in a tragedy when flaming debris fell on his touring car". That's terrible! That was a nice car.
- From the movie: The Wedding Singer
“- Robbie Hart: You hit two cones back there. Those could have been people... they could have been guests at her wedding!
- Sammy: They were cones!” - From the movie: Naked Lunch
- From the movie: National Lampoon's Vacation
“- Ellen Griswold: I think I broke my nose.
- Rusty Griswold: I stabbed my brain.
- Audrey Griswold: I just got my period.” - From the movie: The Great Outdoors
“- Chet: Have you seen my ass lately?
- Connie: No, not recently.
- Chet: Well, I'll be picking splinters out of it from now until the day I die.” - From the movie: Noises Off
“Don't fall down, Tim. We may not be insured.”
- From the movie: The Invisible Man
“- Dr. Jack Griffin aka The Invisible Man: I hope your car's ensured, Kemp. I'm afraid there's going to be a nasty accident in a minute. A very nasty accident!
- Dr. Arthur Kemp: Griffin, I'll do anything! Everything you ask me!” - From the movie: Con Air
“Define irony. Bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.”
- From the movie: Heavyweights
“Hey Sam don't lean your head out the window. We lost a couple kids like that last summer. I'm not going to go back and pick it up again.”
- From the movie: The Tall Guy
“- Dexter King: How was your day?
- Kate: Not great. A nurses's day is always pretty grisly. A woman I was with gave birth to a baby in a lift.
- Dexter King: Well, that was okay, er?
- Kate: It would have been, but her husband slipped on the afterbirth and broke his collarbone.” - From the movie: The Secret of NIMH
“- Justin: It was you. You did it. You killed Nicodemus. That was no accident.
- Jenner: Yes. I killed him.”
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