Accident quotes
195 accident quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Angels in the Outfield
“- Hank Murphy: Accidents happen, George.
- George Knox: It wasn't an accident. When you slide into a catcher with your nails up, it's on purpose.” - From the movie: 50 First Dates
“- Dr. Keats: Tom lost part of his brain in a hunting accident. His memory only lasts ten seconds.
- Ten Second Tom: I was in an accident? That's terrible.
- Dr. Keats: Don't worry, you're totally gonna get over it in about three seconds.” - From the movie: Tommy Boy
“- Richard: Hey... I was just thinking... when we stopped for gas this morning I think it was you who put the oil in.
- Tommy: Hey if you're going to say I didn't put the right kind in, you're wrong. I used 10-W-30. And besides, motor oil would have nothing to do with this accident.
- Richard: True. But you can't latch the hood too well, if you...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Dress to Kill
“If a woman falls over wearing heels, that's embarrassing, but if a bloke falls over wearing heels, then you have to kill yourself. It's the end of your life. Its quite difficult.”
- From the movie: Wild America
- From the movie: Snatch
- From the movie: The Dukes of Hazzard
“- Uncle Jesse Duke: Give me your goddamn licence!
- Luke Duke: What license?” - From the movie: Kingpin
“- Ernie McCracken: Oh, creepy! I'm sorry. You know, for the first couple years, I felt responsible. How you been otherwise?
- Roy: You know, in the last 17 years, a day hasn't gone by that I haven't thought about what I'd say to you if I ever ran into you again.
- Ernie McCracken: I bet!” - From the movie: The Return of the Pink Panther
“Today, a paradise in the Swiss Alps, tomorrow, a wasteland. Compared to Clouseau, Attila the Hun was a Red Cross volunteer.”
- From the movie: Miracle
“We were taxiing out to the runway, right? And we, you know, we kind of hit a moose. No, the moose is fine, but we gotta make sure that the plane's all right, so some of the boys are pushing it back so these guys can take a look at it. Patti, the moose is okay. He ran off. I saw it.”
- From the movie: The Hunt for Red October
“Now, understand, Commander, that torpedo did not self-destruct. You heard it hit the hull. And I... was never here.”
- From the movie: A Nightmare on Elm Street
“- Glen Lantz: What did you do to your arm?
- Nancy Thompson: I burned it in English class.” - From the movie: Push
“I was put out on the street with the threat not to shift again. Only the Sniffs caught up with me in Chicago. I was just trying to buy something nice for my wife. Next day, I get a call. She's dead. Car accident. But my wife doesn't drive.”
- From the movie: O Brother, Where Art Thou?
- From the movie: Iron Eagle II
“There is no dignity for a pilot in being grounded, Captain. That is something for sure, that I know. You see, a comrade of mine was once great pilot. Now, he sits forever in wheelchair. Shells from your F-16 have chained him to it. As you have thought, I was there. But, my missile did not kill your friend. It was unfortunate day for all of us....” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: Working Girl
“- Tess McGill: How did you get the scar?
- Jack Trainer: Some guy pulled a knife in Detroit.
- Tess McGill: Really?
- Jack Trainer: No. No. I was nineteen and I thought it'd be cool to have a pierced ear. My girlfriend stuck the needle through and I heard this pop and fainted and hit my chin on the toilet.” - From the movie: The Hot Spot
“If you fall out of bed again the cockroaches are gonna start talkin'.”
- From the movie: The Blob
“- Paul Taylor: We've had a car accident, this guy needs to see a doctor.
- Meg Penny: He has something on his hand, some kind of acid, or something.
- Nurse: Does he have Blue Cross?
- Meg Penny: I don't know.
- Nurse: Medical insurance of any kind?
- Paul Taylor: Look, we don't even know who the guy is!” - From the movie: Days of Thunder
“- Buck Bretherton: Well how 'bout that, a side we don't have to fix.
- Harry Hogge: [kicks that door panel] I don't want you sto be spoiled, Buck.” - From the movie: Jeff Dunham: Arguing with Myself
“- Walter: Last night, I couldn't find a place to park anywhere near this stinkin' joint. Then some jerk pulled up in a brand-new Mercedes, goes right in the handicap spot. He got out of the car and there was nothing wrong with him! Don't you hate that?
- Audience: Yeah!
- Walter: So I ran his ass over. I made an honest man out of him. Then his...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: The Return of the Living Dead
“- Freddy: That's not possible. I mean, they showed zombies taking over the world.
- Frank: They changed it all around. What really happened was back in 1969, in Pittsburgh, at the V.A. hospital, there was a chemical spill and all that stuff kinda leaked down into the morgue and it made all the dead bodies kinda jump around as though it was alive.” - From the movie: The Dead Zone
"Bless me"? Do you know what God did for me? He threw an 18-wheeled truck at me and bounced me into nowhere for five years! When I woke up my girl was gone, my job was gone, my legs are just about useless... Blessed me? God's been a real sport to me!
- From the movie: Bruce Almighty
“You can't kneel down in the middle of a highway and live to talk about it.”
- From the movie: The Flintstones
- From the movie: Twister
“- Dr. Jo Harding: Is she ok?
- Paramedic: We'll probably keep her overnight just to be safe.
- Meg Greene: Overnight, forget it, I'm all right.
- Dr. Jo Harding: You're going to the hospital.
- Meg Greene: Ok, I'll go, but I'm gonna drive myself.
- Robert 'Rabbit' Nurick: Honey, your car is in a tree around the corner.
- Meg Greene: Oh!”
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