Accident quotes

“- Ray Peterson: You had a dream a plane was gonna crash, so you took the bus to Las Vegas.
- Art Wiengartner: If I had been on the plane it would have crashed.”
Tom Hanks - Ray Peterson
Rick Ducommun - Art Weingartner

“- Mike: First he took mom and dad, then he took Jody, now he's after me.
- Reggie: Mike, that tall man of yours did not take Jody away. Jody died in a car wreck.”
A. Michael Baldwin - Mike
Reggie Bannister - Reggie

“- Mae Mordabito: What if at a key moment in the game my, my uniform bursts open and, uh, oops, my bosoms come flying out? That, that might draw a crowd, right?
- Doris Murphy - 3rd Base: You think there are men in this country who ain't seen your bosoms?”
Madonna - Mae Mordabito
Rosie O'Donnell - Doris Murphy - 3rd Base

“The entire 1994 baseball season, know what I'm saying? I got Ken Griffey Jr. here, Barry Bonds, Jose Canseco. People spend big money for baseball cards, but if they get hurt, it's even worth more money! Say one of them's going to the car after the game, gets hit… pow! I don't wanna see it happen, but if it does, I'm getting paid!”

Sinbad - Kevin Franklin

“- Edmund Delhurst: I came as fast as I could! This is incredible! How did you do this? Do you realize the possibilities?
- Alex Reed: Your assistant is lying here dead, and all you can think of are the scientific possibilities?
- Edmund Delhurst: How is the poor boy?”
Colin Fox - Edmund Delhurst
Lisa Schrage - Alex Reed

“Hey, guys, remember, we're, we're heroes now. So that incident with me and the gun on the asteroid... Let's keep that under wraps, all right?”
Steve Buscemi - Steve Buscemi

“Why? Why would God choose an obscene child to be His instrument? It was not to be believed! This piece had to be an accident. It had to be!”

F. Murray Abraham - Antonio Salieri

“A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times...” (continue)(continue reading)
Edward Norton - The Narrator

“- Nicky: I was hit by this big light that was attached to a lot of metal.
- Lucifer: That was a train, son, don't stand in front of them.”
Adam Sandler - Nicky
Rodney Dangerfield - Lucifer

“- Vincent Vega: Whoa!
- Jules Winnfield: What the fuck's happening, man? Ah, shit man!
- Vincent Vega: Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face.
- Jules Winnfield: Why the fuck did you do that?!
- Vincent Vega: Well, I didn't mean to do it, it was an accident!
- Jules Winnfield: Oh man I've seen some crazy ass shit in my time...”

John Travolta - Vincent Vega
Samuel L. Jackson - Jules Winnfield

“I'm just kind of having a little dialogue with gravity.”
Norman Reedus - Travis

“- Kate Hellman: Not bad, huh?
- Michael Jordon: What?
- Kate Hellman: Not bad, huh?
- Michael Jordon: You want compliments now?”

Gilda Radner - Kate Hellman
Gene Wilder - Michael Jordon

“- Sandy Lyle: Reuben, I'm in a situation here. We have to leave now.
- Reuben Feffer: No. Can we stay a couple more minutes?
- Sandy Lyle: Dude, no. This is serious. I just sharted.
- Reuben Feffer: I don't know what that means.
- Sandy Lyle: I tried to fart and a little shit came out. I just sharted. Now let's go.”
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Sandy Lyle
Ben Stiller - Reuben Feffer

“Wake me up if we crash into the mountain. I wouldn't want to miss that.”
Clint Eastwood - John Wilson

“- Scarlett - Their Daughter: No woman would want a child of a cad like you... I wish for anybody's child but yours.
- Rhett Butler - Visitor from Charleston: Cheer up, maybe you'll have an accident.
[she tries to strike him but misses and falls down the stairs]”

Vivien Leigh - Scarlett - Their Daughter
Clark Gable - Rhett Butler - Visitor from Charleston

“How do you cut yourself shaving in the fucking bathtub? That's just fucking clumsy. Who shaves in a bathtub anyway? Only chicks take baths.”

Chris Gauthier - Hector Passmore

“Mommy and Daddy took separate planes for safety, you know, in case one plane crashed, I'd still have a living parent. But Cry Baby, both planes crashed and I never saw my parents alive again.”
Amy Locane - Allison Vernon-Williams

- Mrs. de Winter: But you didn't kill her. It was an accident!
- "Maxim" de Winter: Who would believe me? I lost my head. I just knew I had to do something, anything.

Joan Fontaine - Mrs. de Winter
Laurence Olivier - "Maxim" de Winter

- Mary's Dad: Is it the "frank" or the "beans"?
- Ted: I don't know, both I guess.
- Warren: [from outside] "Franks" and "beans"! "Franks" and "beans"!
- Mary's Dad: Oh man! How'd you get the "beans" above the "frank"?

Keith David - Mary's Dad
Ben Stiller - Ted
W. Earl Brown - Warren

“- Rob McClanahan: How’s your legs?
- Jack O'Callahan: I'll let you know when I can feel them!”
Nathan West - Rob McClanahan
Michael Mantenuto - Jack O'Callahan

“- Evelyn: Stephen, if you really love me, you'll find a way to drop dead in the next second.
- Stephen Price: Oh, but baby, finding ways for me to die is really your thing. Let's not forget the O.J. knife with the not-so-retractable blade, the Jim Jones Kool-Aid, which was exactly that...
- Evelyn: Accidents, all accidents until proven otherwise.”
Famke Janssen - Evelyn
Geoffrey Rush - Stephen Price

“- Newton Crosby: Are you sure you weren't doing any steering or anything like that?
- Stephanie Speck: Yeah, I like to drive off cliffs.”
Steve Guttenberg - Newton Crosby
Ally Sheedy - Stephanie Speck

“Let's just say I slipped on a bar of soap in the shower as a bus ran out of control and crashed into the medicine cabinet.”
Tim Matheson - Bob McGraw

“Statistically, the chance of a plane going down because of turbulence is less than what, one in a billion? Or is it a million? I can't remember if it's...”

Arjay Smith - Brian Parks

“- Coleye: This is similar to the Martian incident of 1963.
- Armitan: Careful, stupid. Not only is that incident classified, it never happened!”
Wallace Shawn - Coleye
Ray Walston - Armitan