Break-up quotes

“- Telly: The best way to get over an old man...
- Ormandy: ...is to get under a new one!”
Royale Watkins - Telly
Kym Whitley - Ormandy

“- Heathcliff: My tears don't love you, Cathy. They blight and curse and damn you!
- Cathy: Heathcliff, don't break my heart.
- Heathcliff: Oh Cathy, I never broke your heart. You broke it!”
Laurence Olivier - Heathcliff
Merle Oberon - Cathy

“They say that when a woman wants to end a relationship, she cuts off all of her hair. I've done that twice in my marriage but am still married.”
Leslie Mann

“- Spc. Dino Paparelli: He's gonna think of something. Remember that time I got the letter from my wife saying that she wanted to break up with me? Huh? Remember what Bilko did?
- Pfc. Wally Holbrook: He got your wife back?
- Spc. Dino Paparelli: No, he got me another wife! A better wife!”
Max Casella - Spc. Dino Paparelli
Daryl Mitchell - Pfc. Wally Holbrook

You forgot the "Now I'm going to tell you what the hell is going on" step. See, that usually that comes before the, "It's over" step. And it always, always comes before the "You can go" step.
Bruce Willis - David Dunn

“You screwed a scuba instructor on our honeymoon. What kinda cold-hearted bitch will do that to someone they love. I have to be an idiot to take you back.”
Ben Stiller - Reuben Feffer

“So Rome would forgive and take you back? And all they demand is for us to part. Why don't they ask the sun to fall right out of the sky?”
Claudette Colbert - Cleopatra

“- Brian Lovell: So why did you leave me all those years ago?
- Karen Knowles: I didn't wanna watch you die.”
Bruce Robinson - Brian Lovell
Juliet Aubrey - Karen Knowles

My Grandmother said, "If you can live without her, then man-up and cut her off. Don't string her along".
Michael Peña - Mike Zavala

“- Wilma Flintstone: I cannot believe you just sat there and let them walk out on us.
- Fred Flintstone: At least I can walk around the house in my underwear again.
- Wilma Flintstone: And that is more important to you than 20 years of friendship?
- Fred Flintstone: It is on a hot day.”
Elizabeth Perkins - Wilma Flintstone
John Goodman - Fred Flintstone

“- Jake Hayes: So you're leaving me and going back to Ken, that's what I asked you...
- Julie: The Ken part is just business.
- Jake Hayes: Then what's the leaving me part, pleasure?
- Julie: Pain.”
Chris Rock - Jake Hayes
Kerry Washington - Julie

“- Meneer Chrome: Thea! Please! Why won't you listen to me?
- Thea: Because you're saying nothing. Whisper your sweet nothings to my mother. She will hear you. I can't. Good-bye, Mr. Chrome, whoever you are.”
Ewan McGregor - Meneer Chrome
Carmen Chaplin - Thea

“- Ed Hocken: We heard about you and Jane.
- Lt. Frank Drebin: Jane, Jane. That name will always remind me of her.”

George Kennedy - Ed Hocken
Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin

“- Jerry Falk: Where's the rifle? I need the rifle. I'm going to blow my brains out!
- Amanda: Oh, don't be so middle class!”

Jason Biggs - Jerry Falk
Christina Ricci - Amanda

“She also said I had no dick. Which precedes the financial question, proving once more what women really look for.”

Jason Lee - Brodie

“- Patrick Bateman: I don't think we should see each other any more.
- Evelyn Williams: But your friends are my friends and my friends are your friends. I really don't think it would work. You have a little something...
- Patrick Bateman: I know that your friends are my friends and, uh... I've thought about that. You can have 'em.”
Christian Bale - Patrick Bateman
Reese Witherspoon - Evelyn Williams

“You don't know what love is. You've gotten everything you have always wanted and now you're feeling sorry for yourself because there's something you want and you can't have it. But you had it! I gave you love. But you asked me to leave and I left.”
Demi Moore - Debbie

“- Maddy: I wanna split.
- Jennifer: Good.
- Maddy: You see, I meet these really hot guys and we're going to a really hot party, a boogie party, you know.”
Robin Menken - Maddy
Debra Winger - Jennifer

“- Anna: Why are you dressed?
- Larry: Because I think you may be about to leave me and I didn't want to be wearing a dressing gown.”
Julia Roberts - Anna
Clive Owen - Larry

“I'm not your prize, Seth. It's over.”
Sunny Johnson - Melody

“- Donna Jensen: You're breaking up with me, in a birthday card? Why?
- Tommy Boulay: Because they don't make breaking-up cards?”
Gwyneth Paltrow - Donna Jensen
Marc Blucas - Tommy Boulay

“You knew it would be over when one of us said stop. But you wouldn't say it. I almost waited too long.”

Kim Basinger - Elizabeth

“- Worm pill scientist: I've invented a pill that gives worms to ex-girlfriends.
- Don Roritor: Uh, right, and what's positive about that?
- Worm pill scientist: Well, it's a pill that gives worms to ex-girlfriends.”
Bruce McCulloch - Worm pill scientist
Mark McKinney - Don Roritor

“- Max Fischer: I thought you dumped me for Blume, then I thought...
- Rosemary Cross: I never dumped you, because we were never going out.”
Jason Schwartzman - Max Fischer
Olivia Williams - Rosemary Cross

“- Leila: What about our relationship?
- Otto: What?
- Leila: Our relationship!
- Otto: Fuck that!
- Leila: You shithead! I'm glad I tortured you!”
Olivia Barash - Leila
Emilio Estevez - Otto