Break-up quotes

“When you get there tell my wife that two years in prison camp is roughly equal to four years of marriage and I'm glad to be free of them both.”

Brad Pitt - Heinrich Harrer

“- Rachel: You know, Ben, I was your daddy's girlfriend.
- Ben: But you're not anymore. Because you were on a break.”
Jennifer Aniston - Rachel Green
Cole Sprouse - Ben Geller

“- Dr. Peter Venkman: So, what happened to Mr. Right? I heard he ditched you and went to Europe.
- Dana Barrett: He did not ditch me. We had some problems, and he got a very good offer from an orchestra in London and he took it.
- Dr. Peter Venkman: So he ditched you?”
Bill Murray - Dr. Peter Venkman
Sigourney Weaver - Dana Barrett

“- Sarah Bracknell: I never should have let you go.
- Johnny Smith: It was my idea. What a jerk.”
Brooke Adams - Sarah Bracknell
Christopher Walken - Johnny Smith

“- Silas Crow: Yeah, I think we broke up.
- Frank Fencepost: This mean she's free?”
Ryan Rajendra Black - Silas Crow
Adam Beach - Frank Fencepost

“One, two, three! And I don't even miss her, two, three! One, two, three! And I don't even miss her, two, three...!”

Albert Brooks - Robert Cole

“I don't want to date you, I don't want to marry you, I don't want to have kids with you, I just wanna break up with you.”
Jennifer Aniston - Kate

“- Brian McDermott: Dump me but don't bullshit me.
- Nancy Trainer: I didn't know I'd actually win. I thought it was just a dry run.
- Brian McDermott: Or you would have dumped me a long tome ago, right? Because it wouldn't look so good for the mayor to be seen out robbin' the cradle.”
Tim Quill - Brian McDermott
Stockard Channing - Nancy Trainer

“- Carol Benson: I was married to a bisexual.
- Maggie Chester: What happened?
- Carol Benson: He left me. For another woman, the ultimate put down.”
Rita Rudner - Carol Benson
Emma Thompson - Maggie Chester

“We're separated now, he's moved away, and it was so hard not to beg him to stay. And I don't know if I'm going to get a second chance but I have to believe. That I deserve one. Because we all do.”

Meg Ryan - Alice Green

“I don't even see how you can romanticize your relationship with Caitlin. She broke your heart and inadvertently drove men to deviant lifestyles.”

Jeff Anderson - Randal Graves