Break-up quotes

“- Jack Faulkner: Are we breaking up?
- Suzanne Vale: We can't break up, we were never together.
- Jack Faulkner: Oh, that should come as news to you, you're acting like a wife.”
Dennis Quaid - Jack Faulkner
Meryl Streep - Suzanne Vale

“- Ron: Of course that bitch of an ex-wife is working for the library now. That is perfect! The worst person in the world working at the worst place in the world.
- Leslie: I have to go talk to her and you need to give me something I can use. Does she have any weaknesses?
- Ron: No.
- Leslie: What do you mean no? Everybody has a weakness.
- Ron:...” (continue)(continue reading)

Nick Offerman - Ron Swanson
Amy Poehler - Leslie Knope

“- Ace: You're dumping Paula?
- Tripp: Everything is going along nice and smooth, we're having a good time, and all of a sudden, out of nowhere she gets serious. I hate to say it, boys, but it is time to take the girl home.”
Justin Bartha - Ace
Matthew McConaughey - Tripp

“- Det. Hollingsworth: Good morning, Lieutenant. I've just been to the front of the boat. I got something to show you.
- Lt. Vincent D'Agosta: It's a ship, Hollingsworth, not a boat, and the pointy end is the bow.
- Det. Hollingsworth: Custody hearing went badly?
- Lt. Vincent D'Agosta: I don't want to talk about it.”

Clayton Rohner - Det. Hollingsworth
Tom Sizemore - Lt. Vincent D'Agosta

“I gave my heart away a long time ago, my whole heart, and I never really got it back.”
Reese Witherspoon - Melanie Smooter

“That's why we didn't get on. You've always wanted a woman to treat you like a god. I treated you as if you were just as bad as myself.”

Myrna Loy - Lady Edwina Esketh

- TS Quint: Woah, she calls you "callow" in here.
- Brodie: You say that like it's bad.
- TS Quint: It means frightened and weak-willed.
- Brodie: Really? Shit. That was the only part of the letter I thought was complimentary.

Jeremy London - TS Quint
Jason Lee - Brodie

“- Vincent Eastman: Y'know what Neal asked me just out of the blue? He asked me whatever happened to us. I couldn't tell him.
- Sally Eastman: You fell in love with another woman.
- Vincent Eastman: I mean before that...”
Richard Tiffany Gere - Vincent Eastman
Sharon Stone - Sally Eastman

“A clean break is easier. You can reset it, and it heals, and you move on, but if you leave things messy, and things don't get put right, then it just hurts, for ever.”
Julianne Nicholson - Joyce

“- Gabriella Montez: I love you, wildcat. But I need to stay right where I am. I'm sorry. [hangs up]
- Troy Bolton: Gabriella... she's not coming back, man.
- Chad Danforth: She's gonna miss the prom?
- Troy Bolton: No, she's not coming back at all.
- Chad Danforth: Wow. That's lousy, man.”

Vanessa Hudgens - Gabriella Montez
Zac Efron - Troy Bolton
Corbin Bleu - Chad Danforth

“- Bruce Springsteen: Give that big final good luck and goodbye to your all time top-five and just move on down the road.
- Rob Gordon: Good luck, goodbye. Thanks, Boss.”

Bruce Springsteen - Himself
John Cusack - Rob Gordon

“- Jack: Don't be so broken up about Danielle. She already dumped Raul, you know.
- Larry: She has?
- Jack: Yeah, she's living with a rock group now.”
Steve Lawrence - Jack
Steve Martin - Larry

“- Christine: You will end up childless and alone.
- Will Freeman: Well, fingers crossed, yeah.”
Sharon Small - Christine
Hugh Grant - Will Freeman

“He said he's sorry for what happened but it was just one of those things. He said it wouldn't be fair to his wife for us to see each other anymore because I'm obviously the kind of girl that takes these things too seriously. Then he said goodbye very politely and hung up.”

Teresa Wright - Peggy Stephenson

“Oh, and one more thing... I faked every orgasm!”

Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin

“- Doug Mackenzie: You have a date, they call, you're doing business at nine o'clock at night.
- Ann: I wasn't doing business.
- Doug Mackenzie: Oh, well what were you doing then that was so important that you shouldn't call your fianc...
- Ann: I... have to tell you that it is all over between us, Doug. I met somebody else, and it's very serious...” (continue)(continue reading)
Clark Gregg - Doug Mackenzie
Rebecca Pidgeon - Ann

How could she leave me? We were in love. Wait, maybe I misunderstood her letter. Yes, that's it. "Dear pumpkin. I hate you. Zelda".
Joseph Medrano - Lord Rogers

“People just have an affair, or even entire relationships... they break up and they forget! They move on like they would have changed brand of cereals! I feel I was never able to forget anyone I've been with. Because each person have... their own, specific qualities.”
Julie Delpy - Celine

“- Chase Hammond: We're breaking up, aren't we?
- Dulcie: I just think we're headed in different directions, that's all.”
Adrian Grenier - Chase Hammond
Ali Larter - Dulcie

“My entire life, I've been nothing more than a stepping-stone to every relationship I've ever been in. There's always been a next guy who's better than me. For once in my life, I want to be that next guy.”
Dane Cook - Charlie

“- Al Stephenson: So you're gonna break this marriage up. Have you decided yet how you're gonna do it? Are you gonna do it with an axe?
- Peggy Stephenson: It's none of your business how I'm gonna do it. You've forgotten what it's like to be in love.”

Fredric March - Al Stephenson
Teresa Wright - Peggy Stephenson

“- Sue: You're gonna have to start deviating. He's breaking up with you.
- Paula: What?
- Sue: The only reason he ever brings girls home to meet us is 'cause he's gettin' ready to dump 'em.”
Kathy Bates - Sue
Sarah Jessica Parker - Paula

“When my first husband left me I was so angry I wanted to cut his brake cables... but instead we ended up having sex on the elliptical machine.”
Kristin Chenoweth - Maria Kelly

“Henri, I know this is a really awkward time to do this, but I wanna break up.”

Goldie Hawn - Judy Benjamin

“- Chelsea Turner: All I ever wanted to do was spend my life loving you, you disgusting sack of shit.
- Seth Winnick: If that's all you wanted, then why did you hire the sleaziest lawyer in town, you pathologically deluded, morally bankrupt, in-denial, self-esteem-deficient bitch on wheels?
- Chelsea Turner: I am not in denial.”
Bridgette Wilson-Sampras - Chelsea Turner
French Stewart - Seth Winnick