Break-up quotes

“- Gareth: We had the most delightful girl at our table. Carrie, apparently her fiancé's terribly grand and owns half of Scotland. How about you?
- Charles: I seem to be stuck in the wedding from hell, ghosts of girlfriends past at every turn.”
Simon Callow - Gareth - Wedding One
Hugh Grant - Charles - Wedding One

“I like you Rusty, but I think it's over. It's just not right for me. It's over... I don't want us to end enemies.”

Greta Scacchi - Caroline Polhemus

We have a letter. "Dear Maria, I hear you are doing okay. I hear you are seeing a couple of guys. Sometimes I get so mad I could wipe out the entire world, and enjoy myself doing it". Now how could she have dumped a charmer like him?

Richard Stephen Dreyfuss - Chris Lecce

“You know one of the ways movies are still better than playback? The music comes up, there's credits, and you always know when it's over. It's over!”

Juliette Lewis - Faith Justin

I'm Nick Beam. And Nick Beam ain't puttin' up with that bullshit. She'd have been crying, you know? "Oh, Nick, please take me back. Please, please, Nick. It was only one time". I'm gonna "one time" your ass. Nick Beam is the master of his fate, the ruler of his destiny. So if you wanna cry on somebody's shoulder, why don't you cry on Superdick?... (continue)(continue reading)

Martin Lawrence - Terrance Paul Davidson

“Yo, yo man, what up! Yeah, just got into this little thing with her, right? Yeah, we broke up... come get a nigga! Get me up out! Yeah, bitch went crazy, I'm sayin' trippin' like a muthafucka but I'm cool... you know. So, yeah, cool... Okay, bring the truck cuz I got a lotta shit... cool!”

Martin Lawrence - Martin Lawrence

“- Eli Cash: I'm not in love with you any more.
- Margot Tenenbaum: I didn't know you ever were.
- Eli Cash: Let's not make this any more difficult than it already is.
- Margot Tenenbaum: OK.
- Eli Cash: OK, what?
- Margot Tenenbaum: OK, I'm not in love with you either.”
Owen Wilson - Eli Cash
Gwyneth Paltrow - Margot Tenenbaum

“- Cheryl: You just have to get over it.
- Andy: Get over it? It's been four days.”
Kathleen Robertson - Cheryl
Luke Wilson - Andy

- Eddie Thomas: I blew it. I lost her.
- Lee Phillips: Guy goes to his rabbi. He says, "I think my wife's trying to poison me". Rabbi says, "Let me talk to her". Comes back a little later and says, "Listen, I spoke to your wife for three hours. Take the poison". You get it? You and Gwen are over.
- Eddie Thomas: I don't care about Gwen! I'm... (continue)(continue reading)
John Cusack - Eddie Thomas
Billy Crystal - Lee Phillips

“I'm going to break that marriage up! I can't stand it seeing Fred tied to a woman he doesn't love and who doesn't love him.”

Teresa Wright - Peggy Stephenson

“I read somewhere that the reason most relationships break down is that each partner is waiting for the other to fix it. But if you want somebody to stand by you always, you have to be willing to do the same for them, even when they're acting like an idiot.”
Heather Graham - Joline

I was crazy about you. I wanted to sleep with you, one day, but not when I was 16. When you broke up with me, you broke up with me, because I was, to use your charming expression: "tight". I cried, and I cried, and I hated you, and when that little shitbag asked me out and I was too tired to fight him off, it wasn't rape, because I said "ok",... (continue)(continue reading)

Joelle Carter - Penny Hardwick

“- Alec Newbary: You ran out on this relationship, you take the consequences.
- Leslie Hunter: I didn't run out on anything. You ran out.
- Alec Newbary: You fucked Kevin.
- Leslie Hunter: [shouting] You fucked many!
- Alec Newbary: Nameless, faceless many.
- Leslie Hunter: I feel much better now. Thanks.”
Ally Sheedy - Alec Newbary
Judd Nelson - Leslie Hunter

“Rick, I want Debbie. You dump her and I'll give you cash. Ten thousand dollars, plus a G.E. toaster over, a Litton microwave, a Cuisinart, Michelin tires, brand new, a set of Sears' best metric tools...”
Robert Prescott - Cole Whittier

“- Walt Koontz: She took everything. Everything. The dog, everything.
- Rusty: Honey, you should have gotten another dog.”

Robert De Niro - Walt Koontz
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Rusty

“- Mike: How did you get over it? I mean, how long did it take?
- Rob: Sometimes it still hurts. You know how it is, man. It's like, you wake up every day and it hurts a little bit less, and then you wake up one day and it doesn't hurt at all. And the funny thing is, is that, this is kinda wierd, but it's like, it's like you almost miss that pain.”

Jon Favreau - Mike
Jon Favreau - Rob

- Alison Bradbury: You didn't sleep with her?
- Walter "Gib" Gibson: Still seeing Jason?
- Alison Bradbury: Broke up.
- Walter "Gib" Gibson: That's too bad.
- Alison Bradbury: You didn't sleep with her.
- Walter "Gib" Gibson: Wasn't my type.
Daphne Zuniga - Alison Bradbury
John Cusack - Walter "Gib" Gibson

“I'm not particularly concerned with whether or not you like me, because I live to like you and... and I can't like you anymore.”
Jon Cryer - Duckie

“You walk out that door baby, you walk out of my life!”

Ray Liotta - Frank Sinatra

“- Charlotte: How can you live in a town this size and not see your ex-wife all the time?
- Sully: That's easy, dolly. Peter's mom and I don't exactly travel in the same circles. As a matter of fact, Vera pretty much travels in a straight line.
- Peter: Somebody in this family had to.”
Catherine Dent - Charlotte
Paul Newman - Sully
Dylan Walsh - Peter

“- Martin Weir: And I'm wondering: how did it all slip away?
- Karen Flores: Well, it didn't slip away, Martin. You did, when you went off to fuck Nicky at my birthday party.
- Martin Weir: Yeah, that was a good party.”

Danny DeVito - Martin Weir
Rene Russo - Karen Flores

“- George Newman: Teri, what are you doing here? I thought you never wanted to see me again.
- Teri Campbell: Whatever gave you that idea?
- George Newman: Well, I guess my first clue was when you told me you never wanted to see me again.”
Weird Al - George Newman
Victoria Jackson - Teri Campbell

“- Commander Leonard 'Bones' McCoy, M.D.: What is it with you, anyway?
- Kirk: Still think we're finished?
- Commander Leonard 'Bones' McCoy, M.D.: Now, more than ever!”

DeForest Kelley - McCoy
William Shatner - James T. Kirk

“- Chris Shiherlis: Charlene's gonna leave me.
- Neil McCauley: Why?
- Chris Shiherlis: Not enough steaks in the freezer.”
Val Kilmer - Chris Shiherlis
Robert De Niro - Neil McCauley

“My Dearest Prince, Forgive me. I have received word from my fiance in Romania. I am en route to join him. We are to be married. I will never see you again. Mina.”

Winona Ryder - Mina Murray