Break-up quotes

“Breaking and entering makes everything taste... different. Makes it taste, um, livelier.”
Michael Douglas - Charlie

“Sometimes love simply dies.”
Winona Ryder - Finn

“Newland. You couldn't be happy if it meant being cruel. If we act any other way I'll be making you act against what I love in you most. And I can't go back to that way of thinking. Don't you see? I can't love you unless I give you up.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Ellen Olenska

“- Colonel Partington: Charlie, why didn't you take a vacation when Layla left?
- Charlie: Why... why would I? Wives leaves their husbands everyday in this country... It's no reason to short change the department... it's not like I had the flu!”
Robert Forster - Colonel Partington
Jim Carrey - Charlie

“- Charlotte York: I always knew she'd marry Big.
- Samantha Jones: You thought that after the second break up?
- Charlotte York: Yep.
- Miranda Hobbes: After the fifteenth?
- Carrie Bradshaw: Ha ha, we broke up a lot.”
Kristin Davis - Charlotte York
Kim Cattrall - Samantha Jones
Cynthia Nixon - Miranda Hobbes
Sarah Jessica Parker - Carrie Bradshaw

“- Jane: Alan Finston, what's come over you? If you intend to go through with this idiocy, you and I are through!
- Alan: Jane, you're right... You and I are through!”

Debra Blee - Jane
Michael David Wright - Alan

“- Dr. Peter Venkman: Dana, you just never got it. I'm a man, I need to feel loved. I need to be desired!
- Dana Barrett: When you started introducing me as the old ball and chain, that's when I left.”
Bill Murray - Dr. Peter Venkman
Sigourney Weaver - Dana Barrett

- Mary: We broke up decades ago. Long before you were born. He just can't remember.
- Ray: But you can. Right? You knew? That's something you might want to bring up on the first date, Mary. "I don't like to travel. I'm allergic to cats. I'm immortal". Okay? Those are some of the things you might want to give a little heads-up on.

Charlize Theron - Mary
Jason Bateman - Ray

“- Elle Woods: You're breaking up with me because I'm too... blonde?
- Warner: Well, no. That's not entirely true...
- Elle Woods: Then what? My boobs are too big?”
Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods
Matthew Davis - Warner

“- Ellie: You were on the cutting edge of everything.
- Val: So, how did I go from the cutting edge to the buttering edge?”
Téa Leoni - Ellie
Woody Allen - Val

When Federico was free of her at last, he told me: "I finally succeeded in spitting on her ass".

Rinaldo Geleng - Himself

“So do you see? You have to see. I can't do this. So whatever it is, or was, it's got to stop, and it's got to stop now, do you understand? It's over.”
Piper Perabo - Rachel

- Leo (segment "The Man from Hollywood"): Fuckin' shit, man! Man, what the fuck is wrong with this fuckin' bitch, man? I'm gonna take the fuckin' car, I'm gonna drive up to fuckin' Mulholland, I am gonna fuckin' drag her fuckin' ass and throw it down Benedict fuckin' Canyon, man!
- Norman (segment "The Man from Hollywood"): You still married,... (continue)(continue reading)
Bruce Willis - Leo (segment "The Man from Hollywood")
Paul Calderon - Norman (segment "The Man from Hollywood")

“- Erica Albright: I think we should just be friends.
- Mark Zuckerberg: I don't want friends.
- Erica Albright: I was just being polite, I have no intention of being friends with you.”

Rooney Mara - Erica Albright
Jesse Eisenberg - Mark Zuckerberg

“- Susan: My psychiatrist thinks we should break up.
- Philip: What? I didn't know you were going to a psychiatrist.
- Susan: Well I'm not actually going to one. I've been dating one for four months.
- Philip: This is so sudden!
- Susan: I didn't want to tell you this over the phone, I really wanted to fax you. But you don't even have a fax!”
Joely Fisher - Susan
Steve Martin - Philip

“- Goth Girl: Charlie Logan, you are not my boyfriend anymore! I hex you!
- Young Charlie: You what?
- Goth Girl: I hex you. You will never be happy! Around you love will fall like rain. You won't hold it. Your heart will pain! Once the girl has been with you, to the next she will be true!”
Sasha Pieterse - Goth Girl
Connor Price - Young Charlie

“I've given you every chance to make something of yourself. I gave up my own job when you asked me. I gave up the best years of my life, and what have you done? You flopped!”

Virginia Mayo - Marie Derry

“One, you're still counting how long you've been apart in days, and probably hours and minute, but the big flashing red light way of telling you're not really over someone is when you're still reading their horoscope in the hope that they're going to get wiped out in some freak napalming incident.”

Zara Turner - Anna

“- Jack: I heard about you and Danielle breaking up.
- Larry: You heard? It just happened fifteen minutes ago.
- Jack: Yeah, well, I just spoke to her. We were very close, you know. We had an affair and everything.”
Steve Martin - Jack
Steve Martin - Larry

“My whole life had been my work. I'd gone through a heartbreak as well, but I now understand it was just my ego. 'Cause looking back, I don't... I don't think I really loved him. But I cried when I realized that he didn't love me.”
Mili Avital - Samantha Andrews

“- Eric: You guys thought she was shit, right? Mark, don't look at me like this. You guys said it. You thought she was shit.
- Mark: What did you do?
- Eric: Nothing. l didn't do anything. It's just Lisa was acting all happy, you know, like we were going steady. And l had to break the news to her that she was just a pump. You know... a nut. She...” (continue)(continue reading)

Zachery Ty Bryan - Eric
Dylan Bruno - Mark

“My last girlfriend was a feminist, vegan punk who broke up with me because she thought I was too angry.”
Leigh Whannell - Adam Faulkner-Stanheight

“- Paige Prescott: Relationships don't make U-turns and Adam's a drunk.
- Kate Davies: He's not a drunk. He's a borderline addictive personality who happens to like alcohol a lot.”

Denise Richards - Paige Prescott
Marley Shelton - Kate Davies

“- Audrey Timmonds: It's been eight years. Some people change.
- Dr. Niko Tatopoulus: Most people don't.”

Maria Pitillo - Audrey Timmonds
Matthew Broderick - Dr. Niko Tatopoulos

“- Mary Harvard: I don't think we should go together anymore. This is too painful for me. I can't do this. It's over.
- Robert Cole: Marry me.”
Kathryn Harrold - Mary Harvard
Albert Brooks - Robert Cole