Cars quotes

“- David Clark: What the fuck is that?
- Brad Gurdlinger: Oh, my orca. Yeah, I bought an orca. I make a lot of money.
- David Clark: So you bought a whale?
- Brad Gurdlinger: Well, I don't like sports cars.”
Jason Sudeikis - David Clark
Ed Helms - Brad Gurdlinger

“The Durango '95 purred away a real horrowshow. A nice warm vibraty feeling all through your guttiwuts!”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“- Rusty Griswold: Dad this is not the car you ordered.
- Clark Griswold: Take it easy Rusty... Ed this is not the car I ordered.”
Anthony Michael Hall - Rusty Griswold
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“- Frank Martin: What's the first rule when entering a man's car?
- Jack Billings: Respect a man's car, a man respects you.
- Frank Martin: Rule number two?
- Jack Billings: Greet the man. Good afternoon, Frank.
- Frank Martin: Good afternoon, Jack.”
Jason Statham - Frank Martin
Hunter Clary - Jack Billings

“- John: There's cops all down this road.
- Gerry Austin: So?
- John: So cops have got radios. This gas is stolen.
- Gerry Austin: So is the car!”
Tony Barry - John
Kelly Johnson - Gerry Austin

“- Robin Pierce: Mark, we've been through this sex thing a million times.
- Mark Kendall: Half way through it a million times. It's what people do when they're in love! It's natural. It's right.
- Robin Pierce: Well it's not natural or right for me to do it in a car.
- Mark Kendall: What about an ice cream truck?”
Karen Kopins - Robin Pierce
Jim Carrey - Mark Kendall

“- Irina Asanova: KGB have better cars, you know.
- Arkady Renko: Ah, but they don't always take you where you want to go, do they?”
Joanna Pacula - Irina Asanova
William Hurt - Arkady Renko

“You've got a BMW. Act like it!”
Taylor Negron - Fausto Squiriniszu

“- Friday: With the exception of you and canned cling peaches I'd be hard pressed to find anyone or anything that doesn't know you should never leave your car keys in the ignition.
- Streebek: It's called a mistake, Friday, but I don't suppose you ever make any of those, do you?”
Dan Aykroyd - Friday
Tom Hanks - Streebek

“Fasten your seat belts. This is going to be a bumpy ride.”
Jesse Eisenberg - Columbus

“- Big Jim: See the nice red upholstery?
- Mr. Books: Yes, nice, very nice.
- Big Jim: Here, feel it.
- Mr. Books: I don't want to feel it.
- Big Jim: Feel it, I want you to get in the car and feel it.
- Mr. Books: I don't want to get in the car.
- Big Jim: Awww, get in the mother-fuckin' car man!”

Frank McRae - Jim the Mechanic
Gene Blakely - Mr. Books

“- Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr.: Excuse me, uh, seventeen miles an hour?
- Tico: Fifteen.
- Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr.: On the interstate. What are you doing, looking for a contact lens?”
Mark Hamill - Kenneth W. Dantley Jr.
Isaac Ruiz - Tico

“- Aunt Louise: I think it's trying to tell us something!
- Captain Blythe: It's a car, woman, not Lassie!”

Cloris Leachman - Aunt Louise
Harvey Korman - Captain Blythe

- "Tootie" Smith: He tried to kill me...
- Esther Smith: It was the streetcar. I think it hit her.
- "Tootie" Smith: No, it wasn't a streetcar. It was John Truett. He tried to kill me.
Margaret O'Brien - "Tootie" Smith
Judy Garland - Esther Smith

“You come to Detroit and you rent a Beamer? That's like going to Germany and eating Jimmy Dean sausages!”
Mel Gibson - Rick Jarmin

“- The Old Man Parker: Four minutes. Time me.
- Ralphie as an Adult: [narrating] Actually the Old Man loved it. He had always pictured himself in the pits of the Indianapolis Speedway in the 500. My old man's spare tires were actually only tires in the academic sense. They were round, they had once been made of rubber.”

Darren McGavin - The Old Man Parker
Jean Shepherd - Ralphie as an Adult

“- Roman Pearce: What you checkin' her out for?
- Brian O'Connor: I'm not checkin' her out.
- Roman Pearce: Yes, you were.
- Brian O'Connor: No, I wasn't.
- Roman Pearce: I seen you checkin' her out man.
- Brian O'Connor: Ok, I was. Now shut up.
- Roman Pearce: You shut up. Don't tell me to shut up.
- Monica: Both you girlies shut up.”
Tyrese Gibson - Roman Pearce
Paul William Walker IV - Brian O'Conner
Eva Mendes - Monica Fuentes

“- Mr. Smith: You want to know the difference between this luxury car and a porcupine?
- Donna Quitano: I give up.
- Mr. Smith: With the car, the prick's on the inside.”
Clive Owen - Smith
Monica Bellucci - Donna Quintano

“- Bucky: Hey, no fighting while we're driving!
- Spike: We will turn this car around, mister!”

Sami Kirkpatrick - Bucky
Shane Baumel - Spike

“- Inspector Gadget: I'm Officer John Brown, and you're exceeding the speed limit.
- Gadgetmobile: Speed limits are for cars, not the Gadgetmobile.
- Inspector Gadget: Are you... Are you talking to me?
- Gadgetmobile: Speaking of breaking the law, who's not wearing a seat belt? You gotta wear the belt, baby. It's a Disney movie.”
Matthew Broderick - Inspector Gadget
D.L. Hughley - Gadgetmobile

“- Richard: Hey... I was just thinking... when we stopped for gas this morning I think it was you who put the oil in.
- Tommy: Hey if you're going to say I didn't put the right kind in, you're wrong. I used 10-W-30. And besides, motor oil would have nothing to do with this accident.
- Richard: True. But you can't latch the hood too well, if you...” (continue)(continue reading)

David Spade - Richard
Chris Farley - Tommy

“- Rebel: Gimme a go, Mike... let me fix your car for you.
- Mike: Couldn't do that, mate.
- Rebel: No, I mean really fix it... make her fly! She's a 351, right? I've got some nitrous oxide injection 'round that's a sweet sensation.”
Max Cullen - Rebel
Terry Serio - Mike

“- Dale Denton: The battery is dead. It ceased to live. It's deceased now. The car needs a battery to start, Saul.
- Saul Silver: How did this happen?
- Dale Denton: Well we clearly fell asleep with the battery on and...
- Saul Silver: Aw, man... talk radio?
- Dale Denton: Yes, talk radio.
- Saul Silver: So boring, man! The car just committed...” (continue)(continue reading)
Seth Rogen - Dale Denton
James Franco - Saul Silver

“Henry! A car full of Larsons almost died there!”
Anne Bancroft - Adele

“- Mike: Psst, Fungus. Fungus, you like cars? Because I got a really nice car. You let me go, I'll give you... a ride... in the car.
- Fungus: I'm sorry, Wazowski, but Randall said I'm not allowed to fraternize with victims of his evil plot.”
Billy Crystal - Mike
Frank Oz - Fungus