Cars quotes

“This ain't no dead piece of metal. A car's a living, breathing thing, and she's alive. Feel it talking to you. Telling you what she wants, what she needs. All you gotta do is listen. Close your eyes and listen.”
Scott Porter - Rex Racer

“- Edgar Frog: Come on Sam, let's get out of here. Burn rubber!
[the car accelerates, almost driving over a cliff]
- Edgar Frog: Christ!
- Sam Emerson: Burn rubber does not mean warp speed!”
Corey Feldman - Edgar Frog
Corey Haim - Sam

“The winner ain't the one with the fastest car, son. It's just the one who refuses to lose.”
J.K. Simmons - Ralph Earnhardt

“Vehicle of my own design; 5,000 gallons of heated dip, pumped at enormous velocity through a pressurized water cannon. Toon Town will be erased in a matter of minutes.”

Chris Lloyd - Judge Doom

“- Harv: Where are you? I can't even find you on my GPS.
- Lightning McQueen: I'm in this little town called Radiator Springs. You know Route 66? It's still here!”
Jeremy Piven - Harv
Owen Wilson - Lightning McQueen

“- John Robie: Danielle, you are just a girl. She is a woman.
- Danielle Foussard: Why buy an old car if you can get a new one cheaper? It will run better and last longer.”
Cary Grant - John Robie
Brigitte Auber - Daniele Foussard

“The FBI car antenna's are half inch matte black about three quarters way down the rear windshield. Statie a pigtail, BPD half and half. Every pewee in town knows what an FBI rear antenna looks like. So in the future you guys need try to be slick, be slicker than a six year old.”

Ben Affleck - Doug MacRay

“- Sloane Peterson: What could happen to it? It's in a garage.
- Cameron Frye: It could get wrecked, stolen, scratched, breathed on wrong... a pigeon could shit on it! Who knows?”
Mia Sara - Sloane Peterson
Matthew Broderick - Cameron Frye

“- Chili Palmer: It's the Cadillac of hybrids.
- Martin Weir: But what about speed?
- Chili Palmer: If you're important, people will wait.”

John Travolta - Chili Palmer
Danny DeVito - Martin Weir

“- Freb: You ever feel bad about any of this?
- Donny Astricky: Hell, no. I'm Robin Hood, man. I rob from the rich and give to the needy.
- Freb: You mean the poor.
- Donny Astricky: No, like I said, the needy. 'Cause brother, we need this car.”

James Duval - Freb
Chi McBride - Donny Astricky

“- Mika: You called a taxi?
- Man #1: No, we called a garbage truck. But you'll have to do the job.”
Matti Pellonpää - Mika
Kari Väänänen - Man #1

“- Peejoe: Uncle Dove, do you really think Aunt Lucille stole that car?
- Dove Bullis: Absolutely. Baby sister wants a car, she's gonna get one!”
Lucas Black - Peejoe
David Morse - Dove

“- Angel: Where'd you get the car?
- Randy: The car? I borrowed it.
- Angel: What about the girl?
- Randy: She came with the car.”
Kristy McNichol - Angel
Matt Dillon - Randy

“- Binx: Hey, get your hand off that!
- Hubie: What, your sister? Or your fagmobile?”
Christian Slater - Binx
Barry Tubb - Hubie

“I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bullshit. For those ten seconds or less, I'm free.”

Vin Diesel - Dominic Toretto

“- James Bond: Just taking the Aston Martin out for a quick spin, Q.
- Q: Be careful, 007. Its just had a new coat of paint!”
Timothy Dalton - James Bond
Desmond Llewelyn - Q

“Now, I owe it to myself to tell you that if you're taking the whole tribe cross-country, the Wagon Queen Family Truckster... You think you hate it now, wait 'til you drive it.”
Eugene Levy - Car Salesman

“- Mia Toretto: Letty grew up just down the street. She was into cars since she was like ten years old. Dom always had her attention. Then she turned sixteen.
- Brian O'Conner: And she had Dom's attention.
- Mia Toretto: Yeah, it's funny how that works out.”
Jordana Brewster - Mia Toretto
Paul William Walker IV - Brian O'Conner

“Having a child is like owning a car. I can change the oil and fill the gas tank and I can take it to a car wash, but if the carburetor broke, I wouldn't know what to do.”

Mary-Louise Parker - Lillian

“- Policeman in Car: You've been clockin' 60 to 45. What's the hurry?
- Kyle: I have a date.”
Matt Roe - Policeman in Car
Christine Elise - Kyle

“- Randy Pear: Give it to me. You can't play that.
- Jason Pear: Why not?
- Randy Pear: Because it's Hitler's harmonica. You can't play Hitler's harmonica.
- Jason Pear: You're driving his car!
- Randy Pear: Yes, but I'm not touching it with my mouth. I'm not sucking on the dashboard. I'm not getting his germs!”
Jon Lovitz - Randy Pear
Brody Smith - Jason Pear

“- Ed Walters: You see, you have a Lucas type four generator on a 12-volt system, and you know the British. They'd rather spend time gluing wood on a dashboard than getting the electrical system right.
- James Moreland: Fascinating, but what is wrong with the car?
- Ed Walters: Well, my guess is your stroke is too short and you're getting...” (continue)(continue reading)
Tim Robbins - Ed Walters
Stephen Fry - James Moreland

“You see, Sammy, in California everybody needs a car. I got a friend who bought a Mercedes just to get to the bathroom.”

Leland Palmer - Audrey Paris

“- Kara Milovy: What happened?
- James Bond: Salt corrosion.”

Maryam d'Abo - Kara Milovy
Timothy Dalton - James Bond

“- Ralph: Do you feel that being the king of a major nation is tougher than you thought?
- King Mulamboa: Yes, it is difficult sometimes, what with the ceremonial duties and official obligations. But I'm quite pleased with the economic progress my country has made. We are hoping to be the first in Africa to market an automobile!”
John Goodman - Ralph
Rudolph Walker - King Mulambon