Cars quotes

“- Claude Banks: Don't touch this car.
- Rayford Gibson: 'Cause I piss on the motherfucker. I ain't gonna touch it, I piss on it.”
Martin Lawrence - Claude Banks
Eddie Murphy - Rayford Gibson

“- Ryan: You know what, I'm not really a prying kind of guy, but just for the heck of it, I was wondering what you were doing on the eve of our wedding straddling some guy on the back of a big black Harley?
- Anna Coleman: Hello, it was a Ducati!”
Mark Harmon - Ryan
Lindsay Lohan - Anna Coleman

“Hey, son of a Yuppi! Got the old man's rocket-ship out for the night.”
Mark Warren - Hoon driver

“The car of tomorrow... today.”

Jeff Bridges - Preston Tucker

“Beautiful? Sunsets are beautiful. Newborn babies are beautiful. This... this is fucking spectacular!”

Colm Meaney - Duncan Malloy

“- Harold Lee: We're stealing his car! We can't leave him back there!
- Kumar Patel: He stole your fucking car last week!”

John Cho - Harold Lee
Kal Penn - Kumar Patel

“- Rudy: Manuel! What the hell are you using, water based paint?
- Manuel: Sure. How much rain do we get around here anyway? If you don't like these, I'll get you some others. Here is my inventory.
- Rudy: Manuel, this is a picture of 250 cars. I can't make a deal on a picture. Take these around back and I'll think of something.”

Kurt Russell - Rudy Russo
Alfonso Arau - Manuel

“- Doug MacRay: I need your help. I can't tell you what it is, you can never ask me about it later, and we're gonna hurt some people.
- James Coughlin: Whose car are we gonna take?”
Ben Affleck - Doug MacRay
Jeremy Renner - James Coughlin

“- Troy Barlow: I'm gonna buy a set of Lexus convertibles in every color.
- Chief Elgin: I told you, Lexus don't make a convertible.
- Troy Barlow: I'll bet you a Lexus they do.
- Chief Elgin: Alright, but it won't be a convertible.”
Mark Wahlberg - Troy Barlow
Ice Cube - Chief Elgin

“Motor pool. Nothin' fancy. But if it's got wheels I can drive it and I can fix it.”
Amy Madigan - McCoy

“Gas mileage is fine, but keep in mind - the first question every car buyer asks themselves is 'Will this car get me laid?'.”
John Goodman - Ralph

“- Karin Carter: He's got a gun.
- Madison Carter: What were you doing in the car with him?
- Karin Carter: Talking about baseball.”

Kaley Cuoco - Karin Carter
Kelly Lynch - Madison Carter

“- Carolyn Burnham: Uh, whose car is that out front?
- Lester Burnham: Mine. 1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted and now I have it. I rule!”
Annette Bening - Carolyn Burnham
Kevin Spacey - Lester Burnham

“Let's move to Miami! Finally, I can get my face-lift. I want a Cadillac, too, a big, purple Cadillac, so I can ride around and laugh at poor people!”
Joni Ruth White - La Rue

“- Mitch: Sorry, your seatbelt seems to be broken. What do you recommend I do?
- Taxi Driver: I recommend you stop being such a faggot. You're in the backseat.”
Luke Wilson - Mitch
Stuart Cornfeld - Taxi Driver

“- Luke Fuchs: You're lookin' at one of the finest automobiles on this lot. Y'know, I rebuilt that engine with my own two hands.
- Mickey: Does it run?
- Luke Fuchs: Does it run? Like a dream.
- Mickey: Well, old man... for $2400, it better run like a wet dream.”
Jack Warden - Luke Fuchs
Michael Talbott - Mickey

“- Brenda Bradford: It's for you. I made it myself. Come on.
- Inspector Gadget: You made me a car? The only thing anybody's ever made me before is a sweater.”

Joely Fisher - Brenda
Matthew Broderick - Inspector Gadget

“- Axel Foley: Gimme the key! I'm gonna follow 'em!
- Jenny Summers: Have you ever driven a Mercedes before?
- Axel Foley: No, but a car is a car. I drive my car every day.
- Jenny Summers: I'm driving. I've seen your car.
- Axel Foley: Oh, shit, that's cold.”
Eddie Murphy - Axel Foley
Lisa Eilbacher - Jenny Summers

“- Holly Goodhead: Hang on, James!
- James Bond: The thought had occurred to me.”

Lois Chiles - Holly Goodhead
Sir Roger Moore - James Bond

“- Terry Hoitz: What is this?
- Allen Gamble: It's my car; it's a Prius.
- Terry Hoitz: I feel like we're literally driving around in a vagina.”
Mark Wahlberg - Terry Hoitz
Will Ferrell - Allen Gamble

“- Bree: Fasten your seatbelt.
- Toby: I don't like wearing them.
- Bree: I don't like the idea of seeing your internal organs splattered all over the dashboard if we get into a wreck. So put it on.”
Felicity Huffman - Bree
Kevin Zegers - Toby

“- Mike: I got a joke for you. What do they call a black man with a Lexus dealership?
- Wendell: What?
- Mike: Nigga.”
Steve White - Mike
Wendell Pierce - Wendell

“- Arlo Pear: What happened to my car?
- Brad Williams: Brad probably loaned the car to the Pope. Don't let the hat fool you, Man, the Pope's a crazy fucker. He probably blessed the car, got wasted and drove it off a fucking cliff.”
Richard Pryor - Arlo Pear
Dana Carvey - Brad Williams

“It's a class system here at CB High, Stevie Boy. Check it out. There, you've got your motor heads, car jocks, all the world's a gasket and a lube job and a pack of Lucky's. Music of choice: Posi-traction overdrive, classic rock, Skynyrd, The Allmans, Bruce. Drug of choice: Beer, Miller Genuine Draft. Keggers can't be choosers.”

Nick Stahl - Gavin Strick

“- Annie Bean: It sounds like it's gonna break.
- Yul Perrkins a.k.a. Charles Bronson: No, it does not sound like it's gonna break. It sounds like is has 700 horsepower. All right? You're being a girl. Believe me, all dudes love how this car sounds.
- Annie Bean: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! I'm in a 700 horsepower dude lure?
- Yul Perrkins a.k.a. Charles...” (continue)(continue reading)
Kristen Bell - Annie Bean
Dax Shepard - Yul Perrkins a.k.a. Charles Bronson