Cars quotes

“Rolls-Royce Phantom II. 4.3 litre, 30 horsepower, six cylinder engine, with Stromberg downdraft carburettor, can go from zero to 100 kilometres an hour in 12.5 seconds. And I even like the color.”
Alexei David Sayle - Sultan

“She's faster than a cheetah on cocaine.”

James Roday - Billy Prickett

“If you spent two years building your dream car, and then you started to notice that it was also the dream car of a certain type of person, like people who are - I don't know, let's just call them rapists out of convenience. If you started to notice that your peers were rapists, what do you think that says about the old you who built this car?”

Kristen Bell - Annie Bean

“See ya tomorrow night, Eleanor, with your fine ass.”

Chi McBride - Donny Astricky

“- Beldar Conehead: An owner's manual to a Ford Lincoln Mercury Sable.
- Highmaster: Ford Lincoln Mercury Sable?
- Beldar Conehead: A personal conveyance named after its inventor, an assassinated ruler, a character from Greco-Roman myth and a small fur-covered mammal.”
Dan Aykroyd - Beldar Conehead
Dave Thomas - Highmaster

“Nothing like driving in a Maybach, huh? Germans know how to make cars, let me tell you.”
John Turturro - Simmons

“There is no gas shortage man. It's all fake. The oil companies control everything. Like there is this guy that invented this car and it runs on water man. It's got a fiberglass air-cooled engine and it runs on water.”
Danny Masterson - Steven Hyde

“- Pegasus: Now, transport. So, take any hybrid you want.
- Johnny English: [pulls the dust cover off an Aston Martin] I'll take this one.
- Pegasus: Oh, don't be ridiculous, English. This car's a relic. Drinks petrol, leaks oil and has no passive, let alone active, safety features.
- Bough: You know what else it doesn't have, Sir? Satellite...” (continue)(continue reading)
Adam James - Pegasus
Rowan Atkinson - Johnny English
Ben Miller - Bough

“- Ken Miles: Very. Wait a second. What type of girl are you?
- Mollie Miles: The type of girl who likes the smell of wet gasoline.
- Ken Miles: Oh.
- Mollie Miles: Burnt rubber.
- Ken Miles: What are you, some kind of a deviant? Are you?”
Christian Bale - Ken Miles
Caitriona Balfe - Mollie Miles

“- Lee Iacocca: James Bond does not drive a Ford, sir.
- Henry Ford II: That's because he's a degenerate.”
Jon Bernthal - Lee Iacocca
Tracy Letts - Henry Ford II

“- Henry Ford II: This isn't the first time Ford Motors' gone to war. We know how to do more than push papers. Go ahead, Carroll. Go to war.
- Carroll Shelby: Thank you, sir.”
Tracy Letts - Henry Ford II
Matt Damon - Carroll Shelby

“- Lee Iacocca: Carroll Shelby.
- Carroll Shelby: Maybe?
- Lee Iacocca: Lee Iacocca, Ford Motors. Suppose Henry Ford II wanted to build the greatest race car the world's ever seen, to win the 24 Hours of Le Mans. What's it take?
- Carroll Shelby: Well, it takes somethin' money can't buy.
- Lee Iacocca: Well, it can buy speed.
- Carroll...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jon Bernthal - Lee Iacocca
Matt Damon - Carroll Shelby

“- Ken Miles: You're gonna build a car to beat Ferrari with... a Ford.
- Carroll Shelby: Correct.
- Ken Miles: And how long did they tell you that they need it? Two, three hundred years?
- Carroll Shelby: Ninety days.”
Christian Bale - Ken Miles
Matt Damon - Carroll Shelby

“- Catwoman: My mother warned me about getting into cars with strange men.
- Batman: This isn't a car.”
Anne Hathaway - Selina
Christian Bale - Bruce Wayne

“- Ariane Chavasse: Working on a new case?
- Claude Chavasse: A client from Brussels. His wife ran away to Paris with the chauffeur. I have to find them; the husband wants his car back.”
Audrey Hepburn - Ariane Chavasse
Maurice Chevalier - Claude Chavasse

“- Jack McDermott: Stop! Who dares to tow the van of the living Christ?
- Driver: The city of New York, Tarzan! $50 for the violation, $75 for the tow and $20 a day for storage.
- Jack McDermott: Father, forgive us for we have sinned! We parked our car in a forbidden zone!”
Peter Boyle - Jack McDermott

“- Brian O'Conner: You can't bet your dad's car.
- Jesse: It's all right. I ain't losin'. This fool is running a Honda 2000. I'll win. Then me and my dad can roll together when he gets out of prison. It's all good.
- Brian O'Conner: Well, they're gonna throw him right back in prison after he kills you.”

“Hey, hey - I got an idea. Why don't you write a letter to the car? Dear car, I miss you so much.”

Annie Potts - Vanessa

“I don't care if it's a car, I don't care if it's a Goddamn Batmobile. I don't want to drive with him.”
Bam Margera - Valo

“The trouble with sports cars, there's no room for anybody else maybe one other person max. But if you want to take a real road trip luggage and all, you don’t even have room for a friend. I mean there cool and fast and all, but who wants to be in a nice car when you're alone all.”

Mike Weinberg - Kevin McCallister

“- Kevin Griswold: What the hell is that?
- Rusty Griswold: That's a 2015 Tartan Prancer. It's the Honda of Albania. Let's hit the road!”

Steele Stebbins - Kevin Griswold
Ed Helms - Rusty Griswold

“- Debora: So when was the last time you hit the road just for fun?
- Baby: Yesterday.
- Debora: I'm jealous. Sometimes all I want to do is head west on 20 in a car I can't afford with a plan I don't have, just me, my music, and the road.”
Lily James - Debora
Ansel Elgort - Baby

“It's not the car you drive. It's the driver who's driving the car that's doing the driving.”
Dale Pavinski - Vin Serento

“- Sarah: This is a European compact.
- Tom: No, this is a Ringling Brothers compact! I don't understand it. I loooked at the brochure and it had a Fiesta on the cover, not a Bingo!
- Sarah: Baby, just floor it.
- Tom: I am flooring it! If I pushed any harder, my foot would blow through the floor and we would be Flintstone-ing our asses there!”
Brittany Murphy - Sarah
Ashton Kutcher - Tom

- Jane: We know how much you loved Mom's car, so we're giving it to you.
- Eleanor "Nell" Vance: You're taking away my home and giving me a twenty year old car?
Virginia Madsen - Jane
Lili Taylor - Nell