Cars quotes

“Amoebas don't make motorcycles and atomic bombs!”
Takeshi Kusao - Kai

“- Jake: [stepping into Alonzo's Monte Carlo for the first time] This car is not from the motor pool.
- Alonzo: It's not, sexy though, ain't it?
- Jake: So, where's the office? Back at division?
- Alonzo: You're in the office, baby.”
Ethan Hawke - Jake
Denzel Washington - Alonzo

“Please, don't be scared. Cars are totally safe now. They even have airbags, crumple zones. Maybe not this one, but most!”

Eugene Hutz - Alex

“- Adaline Bowman: The civic archives, please.
- Cab Driver: May take a while, Market is jammed.
- Adaline Bowman: Okay then, please take California to Hyde.
- Cab Driver: There's construction on Hyde.
- Adaline Bowman: Why don't you stay on this, take this to Gough, Gough to Bush, Bush to Polk, Polk to Grove, and then just leave me on the corner...” (continue)(continue reading)
Blake Lively - Adaline Bowman
Fulvio Cecere - Cab Driver

“- Walter Whitney: How much did you pay for this car?
- Roger Porter: 14 dollars and a record player.
- Walter Whitney: You were robbed!”
George Segal - Walter Whitney
Denzel Washington - Roger Porter

“- Boolie Werthan: Mama, cars don't behave. They are behaved upon. Fact is, you demolished that Chrysler all by yourself.
- Daisy Werthan: Say what you want, I know the truth.
- Boolie Werthan: The truth is, you just cost the insurance company $2,700. You're a terrible risk. Nobody's gonna want to issue you a policy after this.”
Dan Aykroyd - Boolie Werthan
Jessica Tandy - Daisy Werthan

“- Clairee Belcher: I can also report that a mysterious car is parked in her driveway at least once a week.
- Ouiser Boudreaux: There. My secrets out. I'm having an affair with a Mercedes Benz!”
Olympia Dukakis - Clairee Belcher
Shirley MacLaine - Ouiser Boudreaux

“- Turtle: I like to think I did more than drive.
- Drama: Yeah. He drove, he parked, he waited.”
Jerry Ferrara - Turtle
Kevin Dillon - Johnny Drama

“They say you can tell what a man's like, by the type of car that he drives. So when did Godzilla get a hold of your car?”

Brittany Murphy - Deliverance Bodine

“- Dave: I appreciate beautiful things.
- Heidi Schmidt: Beautiful fast things.
- Dave: Beautiful fast German things... Heidi, right?”

Matthew Modine - Dave
Dana Wheeler-Nicholson - Heidi Schmidt

“- Marty Berger: Where the hell have you been, Binford? I could have you arrested for stealing company property!
- Eric Binford: I needed wheels, Mr. Berger.
- Marty Berger: That's not an answer. Why can't you buy a car with the insurance money that your aunt left you?”
Norman Burton - Marty Berger
Dennis Christopher - Eric Binford

“- Suki: Bend over boy...
- Roman: Damn Girl!”

Devon Aoki - Suki
Tyrese Gibson - Roman Pearce

“This is your unmarked car? A Daewoo? Man, I know people. I can't be seen in this thing. Open the door. I don't wanna get Daewoo on my hands.”

Queen Latifah - Isabelle 'Belle' Williams

“Cars were essential ingredients of life itself.”
Edward Herrmann

“- Clyde Barrow: Now you just tell me what was wrong with that car.
- C.W. Moss: Dirt.
- Clyde Barrow: Dirt?
- C.W. Moss: Dirt in the fuel line... just blowed it away.”
Warren Beatty - Clyde Barrow
Michael J. Pollard - C.W. Moss

“- Peter Highman: How have you made it this far? How have you not run yourself over in a car?
- Ethan Tremblay: I've done that.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Peter Highman
Zach Galifianakis - Ethan Tremblay

“- Reggie Hammond: How much of my money did you spend?
- Jack Cates: Oh, about 25 grand. You said I could buy a new car.
- Reggie Hammond: So where is it?
- Jack Cates: This is the new car!
- Reggie Hammond: This looks like the same piece-of-shit sky blue Cadillac you had before!
- Jack Cates: Yeah, I bought the same make, model, year, color,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Eddie Murphy - Reggie Hammond
Nick Nolte - Jack Cates

“- Annie Bean: Honey, everything I need for L.A. would not fit in the trunk.
- Yul Perrkins a.k.a. Charles Bronson: Sweetie, this car also came as a hardtop convertible. The whole roof slid into the trunk. The trunk was designed to hold the entire roof. Believe me. Your stuff fit in the trunk.”
Kristen Bell - Annie Bean
Dax Shepard - Yul Perrkins a.k.a. Charles Bronson

“- Axel Foley: Is this your car?
- Jenny Summers: Oh, no. In Beverly Hills we just take whichever car is closest.”
Eddie Murphy - Axel Foley
Lisa Eilbacher - Jenny Summers

“Buying a used rental car is kind of like going to a house of ill repute looking for a wife. Anything that's been driven that hard by that many people, you really don't want to put your key in it.”
Jeff Foxworthy - Jeff Foxworthy

“- Billy Hargrove: I'd give my dick for a truck like this.
- Robby Gillon: What would be the use in having it then?”
Jim Caviezel - Billy Hargrove
Thomas Wilson Brown - Robby Gillon

“- Amanda Kirby: If he'd been with you, he'd be completely safe. You drive five miles under the speed limit, Paul. And I've totaled three cars in three years.
- Paul Kirby: Well, not three. The Buick wasn't really totaled. I just said it was 'cause I wanted to get the S.U.V.”

Téa Leoni - Amanda Kirby
William H. Macy - Paul Kirby

“- Jesse: These are the additions, this is the basic layout of the car, and this is what it could look like when it's done. Red, green, whatever.
- Brian O'Conner: Hey man, you should be going to MIT or something.
- Jesse: No man, I got that attention disorder.
- Brian O'Conner: Oh, A.D.D.?
- Jesse: Yes, that shit.”
Chad Lindberg - Jesse
Paul William Walker IV - Brian O'Conner

“- Marlene Lauda: Who are you, should I know you?
- Giovanni: What, you don't know? He's Niki Lauda: Formula One driver and he just signed with Ferrari.
- Marlene Lauda: He's driving like an old man.”
Alexandra Maria Lara - Marlene Lauda
Raffaello Degruttola - Giovanni

“- Jimmie: I can't believe this is the same car.
- The Wolf: Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet.”

Quentin Tarantino - Jimmie
Harvey Keitel - The Wolf