Children quotes

“My kids never had the advantage I had. I was born poor.”
Kirk Douglas

“I don't think kids have a problem with death. It's us older ones who are nearer to it, that start being frightened.”
Helena Bonham Carter

“The world don't give a damn about how sensitive these kids are, especially the young black kids. You ain't doin' these kids a favor by patronizing them. You crippling them; you crippling them for life.”
Denzel Washington - Coach Herman Boone

“- Trunchbull: You have brats yourself?
- Mr. Wormwood: Yeah, I got a boy, Mikey, and one mistake, Matilda.
- Trunchbull: They're all mistakes, children! Filthy, nasty things. Glad I never was one.”
Pam Ferris - Trunchbull
Danny DeVito - Mr. Wormwood

“I don't think people who have children are acting selfishly or unselfishly.”
Terry Jones

“Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.”
Ray Romano

“- Debbie: If you want, I'll show you me fanny.
- Billy: Nah, I'm all right.”
Nicola Blackwell - Debbie
Jamie Bell - Billy

“It’s like I always say, children have to be free to live their own lives.”
Daveed Diggs - Sebastian

“Parents are the bones on which children sharpen their teeth.”

Shemar Moore - Derek Morgan

“- Dr. Evald Borg: It's absurd to bring children into this world and think they'll be better off than we were.
- Marianne Borg: That's just an excuse.
- Dr. Evald Borg: Call it what you want. I was an unwanted child in a hellish marriage.”
Gunnar Björnstrand - Dr. Evald Borg
Ingrid Thulin - Marianne Borg

“You're not a Nazi, Jojo. You're a ten-year-old kid who likes dressing up in a funny uniform and wants to be part of a club.”
Thomasin McKenzie - Elsa

“Make a plan, stick to the plan, always deliver!”

Kelsey Grammer - Hunter

“Isn't that what's wrong with the world today? People are just looking for the easy way out, like their problems are gonna go away? Problems just don't go, Flo! You know? So the question here is: what are we going to do with our little problem child? I'll tell you what we are going to do. Something that no parent has ever done for him before....” (continue)(continue reading)
John Ritter - Benjamin 'Ben' Healy, Jr.

“- Mack: I didn't raise my boys just to see 'em killed.
- Charley Waite: Well you may not know this, but there's things that gnaw at a man worse than dying.”
Peter MacNeill - Mack
Robert Duvall - Charley Waite

“I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant'.”
Dean Martin

“Poverty is a very complicated issue, but feeding a child isn't.”
Jeff Bridges

“You ever talk that way to my kid again... I'm knockin' you out!”

Michael Keaton - Jack

“When a man gets wealthy, he has to deal with the problems of freedom. All the choices he could possibly want. An abyss opens up. Well, I watched that abyss. I watched it ruin men, marriages, but most of all, it ruins the children.”
Christopher Plummer - J. Paul Getty

“When you're a kid, you think that you'll always be... protected, and cared for. Then, one day, you realize that's not true. If you open your eyes, you will see what we're going through. 'Cause when you're alone as a kid, the monsters see you as weaker. You don't even know they're getting closer. Until it's too late.”
Wyatt Oleff - Stanley Uris

“Once you're a parent, you're the ghost of your children's future.”
Matthew McConaughey - Cooper

“We helped build a school for orphans. They were orphans because the warlord across the border didn't like their tribe. I know that God has a plan for me, I just hope it's to help protect orphans, not make any.”
Chris Klein - 2nd Lt. Jack Geoghegan

“If you're not a kid, you're a wizard.”
Ian Hart

“Your children don't have to fear you to respect you.”
Michael Madsen

“I'd rather be the king of kids, than the prince of fools.”
Jack Black

“- Scott Calvin: Why not? What if don't buy any of this Santa Clause thing? What if I choose not to believe it?
- Bernard: Then there would be millions of disappointed children around the world. You see, children hold the spirit of Christmas within their hearts. You don't wanna be responsible for killing the spirit of Christmas, now would you......” (continue)(continue reading)
Tim Allen - Scott Calvin
David Krumholtz - Bernard