Clothes quotes

“Sorry! My Prada's at the cleaners! Along with my hoodie and my 'fuck you' flip-flops, you pretentious douchebag!”

Andrew Garfield - Eduardo Saverin

All I want fo Christmas is 2 fat bicthes with a name belt that say "glitter" on it.
Mike Epps - Day-Day

“- Radio: This is Radio. What pants do I put on?
- Coach: Just grab something...
- Radio: How 'bout this one?
- Coach: Those look fine Radio.”

Cuba Gooding Jr. - Radio
Ed Harris - Coach Jones

“This dress code thing may seem like whatever to you, it may seem like whatever to all of you. But I’d say it’s another way to control women. And if you’re doing nothing, then you’re part of the problem. ”
Sabrina Haskett - Kaitlynn

“Did he also make you dress like a slutty dolphin trainer?”

Melissa McCarthy - Susan Cooper

“- Susan Cooper: Where'd you get a suit?
- Rick Ford: I fucking made it, didn't I?”
Melissa McCarthy - Susan Cooper
Jason Statham - Rick Ford

“- Enrique: Don't stomp your little last season Prada shoes at me, honey.
- Elle Woods: These aren't last season!
[looks down, gasps, runs back into court room]
- Elle Woods: He's gay! Enrique is gay!”

Greg Serano - Enrique
Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods

“- Marisa Ventura: I can't try on her clothes!
- Stephanie Kehoe: They're not hers. They're not Dolce's. Technically, they've been abandoned. Oh, let's not let them hear us.
- Marisa Ventura: Who, the clothes?
- Stephanie Kehoe: Marisa Ave Maria Ventura... When are you and I ever get to try on a five thousand dollar anything? Come on, feel how...” (continue)(continue reading)

Jennifer Lopez - Marisa Ventura
Marissa Matrone - Stephanie Kehoe

“This is beautiful. What is that? Velvet?”

Eddie Murphy - Saul

“To me a corset is like a codfish.”
Mia Wasikowska - Alice in Wondeland

“Oh I love your suits. It must have been a bitch to get a 68 Extra Fat and a 12 Dwarf.”

Burt Reynolds - Bandit

- Calvin "Cal" Jarrett: I just want to talk about something I always remembered.
- Beth Jarrett: Why do you want to remind me?
- Calvin "Cal" Jarrett: Because I've always wondered, in some needling way, what it mattered what I wore. I was crazy that day. We were going to our son's funeral and you were worried about what I wore on my feet. I'm... (continue)(continue reading)
Donald Sutherland - Calvin
Mary Tyler Moore - Beth

“You're lucky. With Fraulein Helga it was a snake!”

Norma Varden - Frau Schmidt

“In case you aren't familiar with this particular item, it goes around your neck. Like a, um, dog collar. Chop, chop!”

Mark L. Taylor - Mr. Fulton

“The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize.”
Olympia Dukakis - Clairee Belcher

“This isn't a dress. This is a sequined sensation.”
Jason Isaacs - Chaz Watley

“- Gang Leader: Give me the purse, ciego!
- Nick Parker: Are you sure it goes with your dress?”

Paul James Vasquez - Gang Leader
Rutger Hauer - Nick Parker

“Real witches dress in ordinary clothes, and look very much like ordinary women. They live in ordinary houses, and they work in ordinary jobs.”
Mai Elizabeth Zetterling - Helga

“Six thousand dollars? It's not even leather!”

Joan Cusack - Cyn

“Love to. Love the bag, love the shoes, love everything, love to.”
Rupert Everett - George Downes

“If you were wearing a skirt right now, I'd be in heaven.”

Andrew Keegan - Zack Dell

“- Vinny Gambini: What about these pants I got on, you think they're ok? Oh!
- Mona Lisa Vito: Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along, you get thirsty, you spot a little brook, you put your little deer lips down to the cool clear water... bam! A fuckin' bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are laying on the ground in little bloody...” (continue)(continue reading)

Joe Pesci - Vinny Gambini
Marisa Tomei - Mona Lisa Vito

“I feel like a gynecologist for a grizzly bear.”

Robin Williams - Donald Quinelle

“There is no shame in being poor! Only in dressing poorly!”
George Hamilton - Bunny Wigglesworth

“- Mickey: Why do you have to wear that stinkin' sweatsuit?
- Rocky Balboa: It brings me luck, you know?
- Mickey: Brings you luck! I'll tell you what it brings, it brings flies!”
Burgess Meredith - Mickey
Sylvester Stallone - Rocky Balboa