Dogs quotes

“I know I told dad I wouldn't hurt Lawanda, but I never said the dog couldn't.”

Michael Oliver - Junior Healy

“- Frank the Pug: Listen, partner. I may look like a dog, but I only play one here on Earth.
- Jay: OK, wipe your mouth.”
Tim Blaney - Frank the Pug
Will Smith - Jay

“- Bailiff: The case is about custody of a dog.
- Judge Cranfield: All right, I'll take it, but we have to do this seriously. I will not have my courtroom turned into some kind of a circus.”
Frank C. Turner - Bailiff
Eric Christmas - Judge Cranfield

“- Arnold B. Epstein: Why do you think I'm a homosexual?
- Eugene Morris Jerome: I guess it's because you never talk about girls.
- Arnold B. Epstein: I never talk about dogs either. Does that make me a cocker spaniel?”
Corey Parker - Arnold B. Epstein
Matthew Broderick - Eugene Morris Jerome

“- Kostya Novotny: This dog, how you call it? Bull pit?
- Monty Brogan: No, Pit-Bull.”
Tony Siragusa - Kostya Novotny
Edward Norton - Monty Brogan

“- Ruby Deagle: I want your dog.
- Billy Peltzer: Barney?
- Ruby Deagle: Give him to me. I'll take him to the kennel, they'll put him to sleep. It will be quick and painless compared to what I would do to him.”
Polly Holliday - Ruby Deagle
Zach Galligan - Billy Peltzer

“We help them. We work for them. We tolerate that stupid boochy-boochy baby talk crap. And for what? So that when they go off to college, they can dump you off with some old lady who can't throw a ball without so much as breaking her hip!”

Alec Baldwin - Butch

“- Allan Hopper: You fed him last night? Flavored his food with bacon?
- Susan Parish: Yes.
- Allan Hopper: Good girl.
- Susan Parish: Me or the dog?
- Allan Hopper: The dog is a boy.”

Greg Cruttwell - Allan Hopper
Glenne Headly - Susan Parish

“- Nani: We need something that can defend itself. Something that won't die. Something... sturdy... you know?
- Lilo: Like a lobster!
- Nani: Lilo, Lilolo! Do we have a lobster door? No! We have a dog door! We are getting a dog!”
Tia Carrere - Nani
Daveigh Chase - Lilo

“- Rick: Dex is just bitter because he's never been in love.
- Dex: I love my dog.”
David Aaron Baker - Rick
Donal Logue - Dex

“It's not cheating if you spread peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off.”
DJ Qualls - Kyle

“- Bad Boy: Man he don't look like no reindeer, he looks like a pit bull. Giddy up pit bull.
- Uncle Elroy: You better stop jumpin' up and down before I have to bite you or something.
- Bad Boy: Can you lock your jaws and shake like a pit bull.
- Uncle Elroy: Yeah, want me to show you? ”
Khleo Thomas - Bad Boy #1
Don 'D.C.' Curry - Uncle Elroy

Did you hear the one about the three legged dog that walked into a bar and said, "I'm lookin' for the guy that shot my paw!"?
Jim Varney - Ernest P. Worrell

“These are the simple rules. No barking, now growling, you will not lift your leg to anything in this house. This is not your room. No slobbering, no chewing, you will wear a flea collar. This is not your room. No begging for food, no sniffing of crotches, and you will not drink from my toilet. This is not your room.”

Tom Hanks - Scott Turner

“- Tyrone: I don't want that dog dribbling on my seats.
- Vinny: Your seats? Tyrone, this is a stolen car, mate.”
Ade - Tyrone
Robbie Gee - Vinny

- Franny Philips: Can you write me a note if I'm late to school?
- Paul Philips: I guess so.
- Franny Philips: "Dear Teacher, Please let Franny into class without penalty. Her dog wouldn't shit".

Trini Alvarado - Franny Philips
John Lithgow - Paul Philips

“This orphan stuff is like growing up in a dog pound. Everybody wants puppies.”
Mary-Kate Olsen - Amanda Lemmon

“You're my Lassie come home.”
Roddy McDowall - Joe Carraclough

“- Caroline: Did you know you're bleeding?
- Gus: Oh, yeah.
- Lloyd: Were you shot?
- Gus: Dog bit me.
- Caroline: What dog?
- Gus: Willard's dog.
- Caroline: Cannibal bit you?
- Gus: His name is Cannibal?”
Judy Davis - Caroline
Denis Colin Leary - Gus
Kevin Spacey - Lloyd

“- Frankie Lymon: What kind of dog is that?
- Elizabeth 'Mickey' Waters: A somma dog.
- Frankie Lymon: Somma dog?
- Elizabeth 'Mickey' Waters: Somma this, somma that!”
Larenz Tate - Frankie Lymon
Vivica A. Fox - Elizabeth 'Mickey' Waters

My dog barks, some. Mentally you picture my dog, but I have not told you the type of dog which I have. Perhaps you might even picture Toto from "the wizard of Oz". But I can tell you, my dog is always with me. Afr!
Jack Nance - OO Spool

“- Jesse Montgomery III: Nelson, your dog's a stoner!
- Chester Greenburg: Can he also bong a beer?
- Nelson: Nah, all he does is pretty much lie around and smoke his pipe.”
Ashton Kutcher - Jesse Montgomery III
Seann William Scott - Chester Greenburg
David Herman - Nelson

“If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog!”
Diana Scarwid - Bess Truman

“- Brandi Web: Tell me something, Darnell. You still the man? The main man? You know what you are? And I didn't think so. You're a dog. A mad dog, to be exact. And do you know what they do with mad dogs? I can't hear you.
- Darnell: No, what they do with mad dogs?
- Brandi Web: They shoot mad dogs!”

Lynn Whitfield - Brandi Web
Martin Lawrence - Darnell Wright

“- Joe Camber: I'll sic my dog on you.
- Gary Pervier: That dog? You couldn't sic that dog on me if I was comin' at you with a straight razor in each hand!”

Ed Lauter - Joe Camber
Mills Watson - Gary Pervier