Dogs quotes
293 dogs quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Snow Dogs
“- Barb: Mostly the stuff the butcher can't sell. Hooves, lips, organs... slump.
- Ted Brooks: In Miami, we call them hot dogs.” - From the movie: Dumb & Dumber
“- Harry Dunne: One time, we successfully mated a bulldog with a Shih-Tzu.
- Mary Swanson: Really? That's weird.
- Harry Dunne: Yeah, we called it a Bullshit.” - From the movie: All Dogs Go to Heaven 2
“- Sasha La Fleur: He's only 8 years old!
- Charlie Barkin: That's 56 in dog years.” - From the movie: Air Bud
“- Judge Cranfield: Mrs. Framm, as far as this court is concerned, the dog is property unless you have evidence...
- Jackie Framm: Your Honor. All these people here did not come here because of a piece of property, Your Honor. They came here because of Buddy. He's part of this town. And he's part of the team, and he's part of our family now, Your...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Lady and the Tramp II: Scamps Adventure
“All families are alike. They make you take baths, and sleep in a bed, and you have to eat everything in your bowl and when it rains, you have to come indoors!”
- From the movie: Hopscotch
“Oh, do stop following me around. You're making my dog very nervous. He detests the smell of stupidity.”
- From the movie: Touch
“You know how to keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick up the dog and suck his dick.”
- From the movie: 3 Ninjas
“- Colt: I'm Colt because I'm fast, he's Rocky because he's solid and he's Tum Tum because he'll eat anything.
- Tum Tum: I won't eat dog poop.” - From the movie: Tales of Ordinary Madness
“Not many have style. Not many can keep style. I have seen dogs with more style than men - though not many dogs have style. Cats have it in abundance.”
- From the movie: Of Mice and Men
“It ain't a guy's dog that matters, it's the way a guy feels about his dog.”
- From the movie: Cats & Dogs
“With the dogs out of the way, cats will overthrow the humans and you will recieve your just reward: sixteen pounds of Monterey Jack and the continent of Australia.”
- From the movie: Beethoven
“We're goldfish people, we're antfarm people. We're not dog people.”
- From the movie: The Shaggy Dog
“- Larry: Oh my God, it's a trap.
- Dr. Gwen Lichtman: Dogs don't set traps.” - From the movie: Nice Guys Sleep Alone
- From the movie: Moving
“- Woman: Excuse me, does your dog bite?
- Arlo Pear: Ma'am, that dog hasn't farted since March '78.” - From the movie: An American Tail: Fievel Goes West
“Dogs. I hate those guys.”
- From the movie: Sweet November
“- Nelson Moss: What are you doing?
- Sara Deever: Taking your shirt off.
- Nelson Moss: Why?
- Sara: So you can clean up.
- Nelson Moss: Why?
- Sara Deever: Because you smell like puppy pee.” - From the movie: Nothing But Trouble
“- Judge Alvin 'J.P' Valkenheiser: How do you like your dog?
- Diane Lightson: They're serving dog?
- Judge Alvin 'J.P' Valkenheiser: No, hot dogs. Dutch country, prized Hereford winners.” - From the movie: Head Over Heels
- From the movie: Intolerable Cruelty
“- Gus Petch: ...and those Rottweilers were a menace, man!
- Miles Massey: I told you she had dogs.
- Gus Petch: You didn't tell me they had a hard on for Anus Africanus!” - From the movie: Another Thin Man
- From the movie: There's Something About Mary
“- Healy: Does he bite?
- Sully: A little bit. Get in.” - From the movie: The Island of Dr. Moreau
“- Montgomery: Well, things didn't work out. Moreau wanted to turn animals into humans and humans into gods. But it's instinct and reason, instinct and reason. What's reason to a dog?
- Azazello: To hunt. To kill, master. To run with the pack.
- Montgomery: I wanna go to Dog Heaven!” - From the movie: Grandma's Boy
- From the movie: All Dogs Go to Heaven 2
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