Dogs quotes
293 dogs quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Beethoven's 2nd
“- Alice Newton: We've always been very honest with each other. What, are you skipping school to spend time with boys? 'Cause if you are, there was a time in my life ...
- Ryce Newton: No, mom, no. I'm not using drugs and I'm not pregnant.
- Alice Newton: Well, what's goin' on, honey?
- Ryce Newton: Ted, Emily, and I have been hiding four puppies...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: You've Got Mail
“Brinkley is my dog. He loves the streets of New York as much as I do, although he likes to eat bits of pizza and bagels off the sidewalk and I prefer to buy them.”
- From the movie: Poison Ivy
“I know it's stupid to be jealous about a dog. It's probably because I have low self-esteem.”
“Hello, dog. What do you want, eh? You like my feet, do you? Have your fill and away you go. Feet are considered a delicacy among certain animals, you know.”
- From the movie: All Dogs Go to Heaven
“- Kate: Anne-Marie where do you live?
- Anne-Marie: I live with Charlie! He's my dog.
- Harold: But where do you stay?
- Anne-Marie: With Charlie in the junk yard.” - From the movie: Up in Smoke
“- Pedro: Man, what is in this shit, man?
- Man Stoner: Mostly Maui Waui man, but it's got some Labrador in it.
- Pedro: What's Labrador?
- Man Stoner: It's dog shit.
- Pedro: What?
- Man Stoner: Yeah, my dog ate my stash, man.
- Pedro: Yeah?
- Man Stoner: I had it on the table and the little motherfucker ate it, man. Then I had to follow him...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Brain Donors
“- Rocco Melonchek: What a charming little animal.
- Lillian Oglethorpe: Do you know dogs, Mister Melonchek?
- Rocco Melonchek: Know dogs? I used to be a chef in a Korean restaurant!” - From the movie: The Big Lebowski
“Man, if my fuckin' ex-wife asked me to take care of her fuckin' dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu I'd tell her to go fuck herself.”
- From the movie: Satisfaction
“What have you done to my dog? You broke my dog!”
- From the movie: Spaceballs
“I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!”
- From the movie: Gremlins
“- Mr. Corben: What is that dog doing in here?
- Gerald Hopkins: Peltzer, this is a bank, not a pet-store.” - From the movie: Turner & Hooch
“What is it? What? What? If you're hungry, finish the hamburgers! Eat the buns! Eat the buns! You're not thirsty, you're not touching the water, the orange juice, cranapple - what am I supposed to do? Make you a Margarita?”
- From the movie: Beethoven's 3rd
“You wouldn't put Ted, Ryce or Emily in a kennel, and Beethoven's our cousin too!”
- From the movie: Blank Check
- From the movie: Billy Madison
“That little boy's gotta think 'you got a pet. You got a responsibility'. If your dog gets lost you don't look for an hour then call it quits. You get your ass out there and you find that fucking dog.”
- From the movie: 102 Dalmatians
“I just realized I'm not a rottweiler after all! I'm a retriever!”
- From the movie: Bruiser
“You want a companion, get a fucking poodle.”
- From the movie: Babe: Pig in the City
“- Snoop, The Sniffer Dog: I'm a sniffer, ya see. A fully qualified, triple-certificated sniffer.
- Babe: Oh.
- Snoop, The Sniffer Dog: It's all in the hooter, the schnoz, the olfactory instrument. You could be a sniffer with a schnoz like that.” - From the movie: Lady and the Tramp
“You see, Pidge, when you're footloose and collar-free, well, you take nothing but the best.”
- From the movie: Marley & Me
- From the movie: Bewitched
“Where is my dog? I will die if I do not have him back!”
- From the movie: Lassie Come Home
“I know something about this dog. She's going somewhere - she's on her way.”
- From the movie: Beethoven
“No matter how many showers I take, I still smell Beethoven all over me.”
- From the movie: Superman II
“- Eve Teschmacher: I like trees.
- Lex Luthor: So does your average cocker spaniel.” - From the movie: Cats & Dogs
- Lou the Beagle: I've never met a stray.
- Ivy: Actually, I prefer "domestically challenged".
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