Dogs quotes

“- Neil Clarke: I don't think I like your conversation!
- Dennis: But I worship you, master! I love you so much! I can't bear displeasing you! My whole world collapses when you're cross with me!”
Simon Pegg - Neil
Mojo - Dennis the Dog

“Sharks are like dogs, they only bite you if you touch their private parts.”
Rob Schneider - Ula

“- Bo Hess: It tastes funny.
[Morgan Hess takes a sip]
- Morgan Hess: It does not. It's just tap water. Besides, he licks his butt every day, I don't think he'll mind.”

Abigail Breslin - Bo Hess
Rory Culkin - Morgan Hess

“Puppies turn into dogs, who get old and die!”
Rachael Leigh Cook - Josie McCoy

“A dog has no use for fancy cars, big homes, or designer clothes. A water log stick will do just fine.”
Owen Wilson - John

“There's two hungry dogs, you and me.”
János Derzsi - Homeless

“You know, sometimes, I wished people was like dogs, Luke. Comes a time, a day like, when the bitch just don't recognize the pups no more, so she don't have no hopes nor love to give her pain. She just don't give a damn.”

Jo Van Fleet - Arletta

“- Will Stoneman: How do I know who to trust?
- Ned Dodd: Trust the dogs.”
Mackenzie Astin - Will Stoneman
August Schellenberg - Ned Dodd

“- Lady: What's a baby?
- Jock: Well, they... they resemble humans.
- Trusty: But I'd say a mite smaller.
- Jock: Aye, and they walk on all fours.
- Trusty: And if I remember correctly... they beller a lot.
- Jock: Aye, and they're very expensive. You'll no be permitted to play with it.
- Trusty: But they're mighty sweet.
- Jock: And very very...” (continue)(continue reading)
Barbara Luddy - Lady
Bill Thompson - Jock
Bill Baucom - Trusty
Larry Roberts - Tramp

“- Justin: I did not sign on to babysit Kyle's crazy dog.
- Ray: Kyle's gone so this dog is officially your dog.”
Josh Wiggins - Justin Wincott
Thomas Haden Church - Ray Wincott

We started this magazine, "American Bitch". It's a focus on the issues of the lesbian pure bred dog owner.
Jane Lynch - Christy Cummings

“It just sounds like a weird thing to do, bringing a dog into a house that already has a cat.”
David Eigenberg - Nermal

“- Judge Cranfield: Young man, have you any evidence that this man abused your dog? Did you ever see him hit the dog?
- Josh Framm: Well... no.
- Judge Cranfield: Then how did you know the dog was abused?
- Josh Framm: Because Buddy doesn't like him. Buddy's my friend. I know what he's feeling, so he knows what I'm feeling.”
Eric Christmas - Judge Cranfield
Kevin Zegers - Josh Framm

“- Neil Clarke: I could solve every problem in the world!
- Dennis: Have you thought this thing through?”
Simon Pegg - Neil
Mojo - Dennis the Dog

“- Neil Clarke: I'm not going to give you a biscuit until you answer my question!
- Dennis: Biscuits! Bread biscuits, black biscuits!
- Neil Clarke: Is that all you think about?
- Dennis: Nothing else matters! Biscuits, please!”
Simon Pegg - Neil
Mojo - Dennis the Dog

“- Little Joe Dirt: Can I push him off me?
- Joe Dirt's Foster Mother: He'll stop humping as soon as he's done.”
Erik Per Sullivan - Little Joe Dirt
Kathleen Freeman - Joe Dirt's Foster Mother

“- Rusty Griswold: Mom, my sandwich is all wet.
- Ellen Griswold: They're all wet... oh God! The dog wet on the picnic basket.”
Anthony Michael Hall - Rusty Griswold
Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold

“Alright team, let's hike to the season.”

Paul William Walker IV - Jerry Shepard

“What good is a wooden dog? Sure they swim better, but what am I gonna call him, Splinter?”

Jim Varney - Ernest

“- Judge Cranfield: By the powers vested in me, I award custody of the dog to Josh Framm. Case closed. Thank God.
- Norm Snively: You can't do that! That dog is my dog! I got pictures!
- Judge Cranfield: Will somebody suppress that clown?”
Eric Christmas - Judge Cranfield
Michael Jeter - Norm Snively

“- Vicki: So Biaggio, what do you do?
- Biaggio: I met a dog the other day, it taught me how to die.”
Lili Reinhart - Vicki
Moises Arias - Biaggio

“- Randolph: You banging the daughter and the grandma? How much jam you got, man?
- Jeremy Grey: Jam, I...
- Randolph: Listen man, the family dog lives downstairs. I can wake him up for you if you like. His name is Snooky.”
Ron Canada - Randolph
Vince Vaughn - Jeremy Grey

“I like animals better than people sometimes... Especially dogs. Dogs are the best. Every time you come home, they act like they haven't seen you in a year. And the good thing about dogs... is they got different dogs for different people. Like pit bulls. The dog of dogs. Pit bull can be the right man's best friend... or the wrong man's worst...” (continue)(continue reading)
Samuel L. Jackson - Danny Roman

“- Drillbit Taylor: You'd be surprised, anything can be turned into a weapon of mayhem or destruction.
- Emmit: Even a puppy?
- Drillbit Taylor: Especially a puppy. The Germans used em' in World War I. De Hundin Schtorman, Lightning Dog. They'd attach dynamite to them.”
Owen Wilson - Drillbit Taylor
David Dorfman - Emmit

“If my dog had a face like yours I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards.”
Christian Slater - Brian Kelly