Dogs quotes
293 dogs quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the animation: Over the Hedge
“If a human does happen to see you, just lay down, roll over and give your privates a good licking. They love it!”
- From the movie: The Secret Life of Pets
- From the movie: K-9
- From the movie: Grown Ups
“- Lenny Feder: Lamonsoff, it's 5 in the morning. Can you kill the dog now?
- Eric Lamonsoff: Thinking about it.” - From the movie: Last of the Dogmen
“It's a little disconcerting to realize that the smartest member of our expedition's the dog.”
- From the movie: Darling Companion
“- Carmen: When I realized Django was my spirit-mate, the animal world became so visible to me.
- Joseph: As opposed to the vegetable and mineral worlds?” - From the movie: Absolutely Anything
“- Neil Clarke: [feeds Dennis] God, it must be terrible being a dog! I never knew you had so many cravings!
- Dennis: It's no worse than you and that bitch!
- Neil Clarke: What bitch?
- Dennis: The bitch you were shagging last night!
- Neil Clarke: Oh my god, she's not a bitch, she's a lovely human female!” - From the movie: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
“You know I don't speak Spanish.”
- From the movie: Joe
“- Joe: Ah, the dog likes you.
- Gary: She has a lot of scars.
- Joe: Yeah, but all the others... all the others are dead.” - From the movie: Lady and the Tramp
“I'll bet they got a lid on every trash can… Uh-oh, and a fence around every tree! I wonder what the leash-and-collar set does for excitement?”
- From the movie: Black Robe
“- Montagnais: They have hairy faces like dogs. Who are they?
- Chomina: They are French.” - From the movie: The Wolf Of Wall Street
“- Donnie Azoff: I hate that fuckin' dog.
- Jordan Belfort: Yeah, it's getting old and decrepit. It's startin' to shit in the house again.
- Donnie Azoff: Me too.” - From the animation: Meet the Robinsons
“- Lewis: Why is your dog wearing glasses?
- Grandpa Bud: Oh, because his insurance won't pay for contacts.” - From the movie: Corky Romano
“Bad dogs aren't born, they are made!”
- From the movie: Sherlock Holmes
“- Mrs. Hudson: Oh, he's killed the dog. Again.
- Dr. Watson: [irritated] What have you done to Gladstone now?
- Sherlock Holmes: I was simply testing a new anesthetic. He doesn't mind.” - From the movie: Beethoven's 2nd
“- Floyd: That's her, that's the dog.
- Regina: Dogs don't knock, Floyd.” - From the movie: The Accountant
“I like dogs playing poker... because dogs would never bet on things; so it's incongruous. I like incongruity.”
- From the movie: Air Bud
“- Arthur Chaney: I've been thinking. This dog's what? Three, four years old. That makes him an adult in our years. I say let Buddy decide.
- Judge Cranfield: Mr. Chaney, during my 40 years on the bench I have heard a lot of lamebrain cockamanie proposals, but this one... I like.” - From the movie: Lady and the Tramp II: Scamps Adventure
“- Scamp: Let's just say you're lucky you've never had to live with a family.
- Angel: Wrong again, Tenderfoot.
- Scamp: You mean, you had a family?
- Angel: Actually, I've had five familes.” - From the movie: Kate & Leopold
“Dogs are colourblind, Gretchen. They don't see colour. Just like we don't see time. We can feel it, we can feel it passing, but we can't see it.”
- From the movie: Food of the Gods II
“Dogs that can follow a scent in water.”
- From the movie: Doctor Dolittle
“- Dr. John Dolittle: Shut up. You're a dog. Dogs cannot talk!
- Lucky: What the hell do you think barking is, an involuntary spasm?” - From the movie: If You Could See What I Hear
“- Will Sly: Time to think about getting a new guide dog. I'm off tomorrow.
- Tom Sullivan: It's tomorrow already? Jesus, what happened? We were...
- Will Sly: They should make calendars in Braille. They really should.” - From the movie: Trainwreck
- From the movie: Wrongfully Accused
“- Ryan Harrison: Your dog sure has a surprised look on his face.
- Lauren Goodhue: That's because you're looking at his butt.
- Ryan Harrison: Then he's certainly not going to enjoy that treat I just fed to him.”
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