Dogs quotes

“Dogs obey so much better than children.”
David Duchovny - Brad

“- Belle: What do you know about my dreams, Gaston?
- Gaston: Plenty! Here, picture this: a rustic hunting lodge, my latest kill roasting on the fire, and my little wife massaging my feet, while the little ones play on the floor with the dogs. We'll have six or seven.”
Paige O'Hara - Belle
Richard White - Gaston

“Nothing smells worse than wet dogs.”
Sally Field - Sassy

“- Policeman with dog: You people are ought to stay back! Killer here loves to bite!
- Maximillian: So do I!”

Eddie Murphy - Maximillian

“- George: Suddenly, I'm a lousy husband and father. Everything was just fine until Beethoven came into our lives. I've tried to be patient, but I've had it. The dog has to go.
- Alice: I'm proud of Beethoven. Those two idiots insulted your kids, they treated me like dirt, and he was the only one of us who had the nerve to give them the ride they...” (continue)(continue reading)
Charles Grodin - George Newton
Bonnie Hunt - Alice Newton

“I'm tired of leading the dog's life and fighting likes cats and dogs against cats and dogs.”
James Stewart - Wylie Burp

“- Phil Davis: How can you stop an angry dog from biting you on Monday?
- Betty Haynes: That joke is old. The answer is to kill the dog on Sunday!
- Phil Davis: That's not the way to stop a dog from biting you on Monday!
- Betty Haynes: How would you bring the thing about?
- Phil Davis: Have the doggy's teeth pulled out!”
Danny Kaye - Phil Davis
Rosemary Clooney - Betty Haynes

“No, no, I don't want my dog doing beer commercials.”

Michael Jeter - Norm Snively

“When we first moved to this town, my son was... very unhappy. And then he found Buddy here. And Buddy's given him somebody to look forward to. Please, please, don't take Buddy away from my son.”

Wendy Makkena - Jackie Framm

“Ain't no rule saying a dog can't play basketball.”
Jay Brazeau - Referee 1

“- Lily: What's the story on that dog?
- Reggie: That's the dog that saved Charleston from the 1938 flood.
- Lily: Well, fuck him.”
Lindsay Crouse - Lily
Paul Newman - Reggie

“Fifteen. Fifteen puppies! How marvelous! How marvelous! How perfectly! Oh, the devil take it, they're mongrels. No spots! No spots at all! What a horrid little white rat!”
Betty Lou Gerson - Cruella De Vil

“- Joleen Dahlberg: Rusty. Dad, we left Rusty out.
- Jim Dahlberg: We may be down here a long time. There's not going to be enough food and water for Rusty.
- Joleen Dahlberg: You mean he's just going to die out there?”

Ellen Anthony - Joleen Dahlberg
John Cullum - Jim Dahlberg

“When I was a kid, my father had this dog that started to get all weak and sickly. He takes it to the vet, he examines it and says a maggot must have laid eggs in the dog's butt. The baby maggots have crawled up, now they've started to grow, and eventually they're gonna eat the dog alive from the inside. He says it should be put to sleep, because...” (continue)(continue reading)
Meg Ryan - Maggie

“Are you trying to get me to fall in love with the dog... and then with you?”

Gabriel Byrne - Kevin Scanlon

“Do they just attack people or can you get them to attack little dogs? Well, what if you starve them for a while?”

Danny DeVito - Sam Stone

“It's the carrot that wags the dog.”
Michael Lerner - Jack Lipnick

“- Vincent Smith: We had this old dog, you see, and it used to bother granny barking through her naps and all that so one day she asked me to shush it for her. Ha! I shushed it all right.
- Ida Smith: Yeah, he sure did. He smoked that old dog just like a hog.”
Rory Calhoun - Vincent Smith
Nancy Parsons - Ida Smith