Dogs quotes
293 dogs quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Of Mice and Men
“I shouldn't a oughta let no stranger shoot my dog. I shoulda shot my dog myself, George.”
- From the movie: Beethoven
“My family likes you more than they like me! Why? All you do is drool and shed and eat!”
- From the movie: K-9
“- Brannigan: You think you got problems? I gotta to take my wife and kids on vacation. I've got a plane to catch in 3 hours.
- Dooley: Plane? You said plane?
- Brannigan: But I ain't gonna catch the plane because I gotta wait here for the SWAT team.
- Dooley: Can I have the dog if I get you on the plane? You're airborne, you're airborne!
-...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Major Payne
“You know there ain't no pets allowed on this premises, Mr. Ace Ventura.”
- From the movie: Fletch
“Look, defenseless babies!”
- From the movie: The Journey of Natty Gann
“- Harry: Nice dog.
- Natty Gann: It's a wolf.” - From the movie: Beethoven
“You'd better think of something to name him 'cause when I come home and he's destroyed my house, I wanna know what to call him.”
- From the movie: Steel Magnolias
“- Annelle Dupuy Desoto: That is one ugly dog. What kind of dog is that?
- Clairee Belcher: If it had hair, it'd be a Saint Bernard.” - From the movie: Killer Klowns from Outer Space
“Where's my dog! Where's my Pooh Bear!”
- From the movie: Rover Dangerfield
“- Eddie: Boy, that Count really got class.
- Rover Dangerfield: I guess that's my trouble, no class. I looked up my family tree, two dogs were using it!” - From the movie: Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers
“Whoever you are, I have a big dog with me, and he bites!”
- From the animation: Bolt
“If the dog believes it, the audience believes it.”
- From the movie: Payback
“- Rosie: He's the meanest damn dog that ever lived.
- Porter: What's his name?
- Rosie: Porter.” - From the movie: Coup De Torchon
Do you know why dogs sniff each other's butts? When dogs still ruled the world, they held a convention to vote new laws. The head dog said: "I suggest that due to poor hygiene here, our assholes we leave at the door". The dogs agreed and de-assholed. But just then, a tornado blew in and mixed all the assholes up. Not one dog recognized his own.... (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: Sherlock Holmes
“- Sherlock Holmes: It's quite infamous in the region of Turkey bordering the Black Sea for its ability to induce an apparently mortal paralysis. Enough to deceive even a medical mind as tenacious and well-trained as yours. It's known locally as...
- Mary Morstan: [noticing] What's wrong with Gladstone?
- Sherlock Holmes: Mad honey disease. Oh,...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: The Lonely Guy
- From the movie: Betrayed
“- Cathy Weaver: He named his dog after Ronald Reagan.
- Al Sanders: Well, he ain't all bad.” - From the movie: Beethoven
“- Harvey: I really don't like it when you tease the dogs.
- Vernon: What are you, some kind of animal lover?” - From the movie: Billy Madison
The Industrial Revolution to me is just like a story I know called "The Puppy Who Lost His Way". The world was changing, and the puppy was getting... bigger.
- From the movie: National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
“- Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld: Has your father ever killed anyone?
- Rusty Griswold: Just a dog. Oh and my Aunt Edna.” - From the movie: Lethal Weapon 3
“We can't shoot a dog. People? Okay, but not dogs.”
- From the animation: Despicable Me
“- Gru: Hello, Fred. FYI. Your dog has been leaving little bombs in my yard, and I do not appreciate it.
- Fred McDade: Oh you know dogs... they go where they want to go.
- Gru: Unless they're dead.” - From the movie: Darling Companion
“- Joseph: We haven't lost a person. We lost a dog.
- Beth: Love is love. It doesn't matter if it's a dog.” - From the movie: Gosford Park
- From the movie: Lady and the Tramp
“A human heart has only so much room for love and affection. When a baby moves in, the dog moves out.”
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