Driving quotes
186 driving quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Jeff Dunham: Arguing with Myself
“- Jeff Dunham: Bubba J., when you go to a NASCAR race and you party a lot, who is your designated driver?
- Bubba J.: What the fuck is that?
- Jeff Dunham: Do you drive drunk?
- Bubba J.: No, officer! I'm practicing.” - La trovi in Addiction and Actors
“If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.”
- La trovi in Money and Actors
“Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive.”
- From the movie: Repo Man
“Put your seatbelt on, boy. I don't ride with anybody 'less they wear their seatbelt. It's one of my rules.”
- From the movie: Carpool
“- Daniel Miller: Can't one of the neighbors drive the carpool? What about Mr. Kopek?
- Mrs. Miller: He's 88.
- Daniel Miller: So he'll drive real slow.
- Mrs. Miller: He's had three strokes.
- Daniel Miller: But never while driving.” - From the movie: Gifted
“- Mary Adler: You drive like an old lady.
- Frank Adler: It's Florida, I'm blending in.” - From the movie: Fred Claus
- From the movie: Strange Brew
“[folding his arms] No point in steering now.”
- From the movie: White House Down
“Can you not hit me in the head with a rocket when I'm trying to drive?”
- From the movie: Shoot 'Em Up
“- Mr. Smith: I move my finger one inch to use my turn signal. Why are these assholes so lazy they can't move their finger one fucking measly inch to drive more safely? You wanna know why?
- Donna Quintano: Not particularly.
- Mr. Smith: Because these rich bastards have to be callous and inconsiderate in the first place to make all that money, so...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Buying the Cow
“- Mike Hanson: You should stop drinking.
- Girl in Bar: Why? I just got here.
- Mike Hanson: Because you're driving me home.” - From the movie: Collateral
“- Max: I can't drive you around while you're killing folks. It ain't my job!
- Vincent: Tonight it is.” - From the movie: Flight
- From the movie: Wild Hogs
- From the animation: Chicken Run
“- Ginger: You're supposed to be up there - you're the pilot.
- Fowler: Don't be ridiculous. I can't fly this contraption.
- Ginger: Back in your day? The Royal Air Force?
- Fowler: 644 Squadron, Poultry Division - we were the mascots.
- Ginger: You mean you never actually flew the plane?
- Fowler: Good heavens, no! I'm a chicken! The Royal Air...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: The Dream Team
“- Dr. Weitzman: Hey Billy, we gotta go. Are you sure you can drive this thing?
- Billy Caufield: Are you kidding? I finished second at Daytona.” - From the movie: The Dukes of Hazzard
“What's the purpose of this circle?”
- From the movie: Fences
“- Jim Bono: Your daddy got a promotion on the rubbish. He gonna be the first colored driver. Ain't got to do nothin' but sit up there and read the paper, like them white fellas.
- Lyons: Hey, Pop, if you knew how to read, you'd be all right.
- Jim Bono: Nah, nah. You mean if the nigger knew how to drive, he'd be all right. Been fighting with...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Flying Tigers
“- Woody Jason: Pull her up!
- Capt. Jim Gordon: Did you know I used to drive a roller coaster?” - From the movie: Cannonball Run II
“- King: I order you back to America to win the Cannonball Run. I give you one last chance because you are my only son with a driver's license.
- The Sheik: But, pop, there is no Cannonball Run this year.
- King: So, buy one.” - From the movie: Folks!
“- Retired Doctor: How'd you say this happened?
- Jon: My father accidentally put the car in the wrong gear and then he accidentally got his foot stuck on the accelerator.” - From the movie: Cinderella
“I can't drive, I'm a goose.”
- From the movie: Dummy
- From the movie: Lucy
“- Pierre Del Rio: Do you always drive like that?
- Lucy: I've never driven before.”
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