Driving quotes

“- Eric Stratton: Flounder, I am appointing you pledge representative to the social committee.
- Kent Dorfman: Gee Otter, thanks. What do I have to do?
- Eric Stratton: It means you have to drive us to the Food King.”
Tim Matheson - Eric Stratton
Stephen Furst - Kent Dorfman

“- Daisy Werthan: Here. Here. You took the wrong turn at Opelika.
- Hoke Colburn: Well, now, you took it with me, Miss Daisy, and you got the map.”
Jessica Tandy - Daisy Werthan
Morgan Freeman - Hoke Colburn

“- Axel Foley: Gimme the key! I'm gonna follow 'em!
- Jenny Summers: Have you ever driven a Mercedes before?
- Axel Foley: No, but a car is a car. I drive my car every day.
- Jenny Summers: I'm driving. I've seen your car.
- Axel Foley: Oh, shit, that's cold.”
Eddie Murphy - Axel Foley
Lisa Eilbacher - Jenny Summers

“- Niki Lauda: There's no need to drive fast, it just increases the percentage of risk. We're not in a hurry, I'm not being paid. Right now, with zero incentive or reward, why would I drive fast?
- Marlene Lauda: Because I'm asking you to.”
Daniel Brühl - Niki Lauda
Alexandra Maria Lara - Marlene Lauda

“Don't you know it's illegal to drive while dead?”
Bruce Payne - Agent Karl Savak

- British Journalist: And what did your wife say when she saw your face?
- Niki Lauda: She said, "Sweetie, you don't need a face to drive. You just need a right foot".
Jay Simpson - British Journalist
Daniel Brühl - Niki Lauda

“I was driving before you were a itch in your daddy's pants!”
Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh

“- Angelo Perino: I gather you didn't enjoy being a racer's wife.
- Lady Bobby Ayres: Well, let's just say I was a widow long before my husband died.”
Tommy Lee Jones - Angelo Perino
Lesley-Anne Down - Lady Bobby Ayres

“- Policeman: Your friend is blind?
- Will Sly: More or less, yeah.
- Policeman: Then why the hell is he driving?
- Will Sly: 'Cause he's the only one who's sober!”
Angus MacInnes - Policeman
R.H. Thomson - Will Sly

“- Anthony: You had a conversation with God, huh? What did God say? Go forth, my son, and leave big slobbery suction rings on every dashboard you find? Why the hell do you do that?
- Peter: Look at the way your crazy ass drive, then ask me that again!”
Ludacris - Anthony
Larenz Tate - Peter

“- Jesse: Want me to drive?
- Randolph: You know how to drive?
- Jesse: No, do you?”
Jason James Richter - Jesse
August Schellenberg - Randolph

“I will always be puzzled by the human predilection for piloting vehicles at unsafe velocities.”
Brent Spiner - Data

“Fasten your seat belts. This is going to be a bumpy ride.”
Jesse Eisenberg - Columbus

“- Giles Redferne: Let your attention lie before you, not beside you.
- Kassandra: Check this! Some guy from the seventeenth century telling me how to drive. How quick they learn!”

Richard R. Grant - Giles Redferne
Lori Singer - Kassandra

- Cher: "Second notice on three outstanding tickets". I don't remember getting a first notice.
- Mel Horowitz: The ticket is the first notice! I didn't even know you could get tickets without a license.
- Cher: Oh, you can get tickets anytime.
Alicia Silverstone - Cher
Dan Hedaya - Mel Horowitz

“What are we, in slow motion here? C'mon, what are you, hypnotized? Have some more kids, why don't you? Jesus Christ, move it!”

Steve Buscemi - Seymour

“- Eve: So for four thousand dollars, all I have to do is drive you to your hotel?
- Adam: Uh-huh!
- Eve: That's it?
- Adam: Yes.
- Eve: And I don't have to take a physical in your spaceship?”
Alicia Silverstone - Eve
Brendan Fraser - Adam

“- Micky O'Neill: You're driving like a madman.
- Fintan O'Donnell: You think this is bad? You should see me when I'm on me own!
- Micky O'Neill: Sure I'd hate to be with you when you're on your own.”
Adrian Dunbar - Micky O'Neill
James Nesbitt - Fintan O'Donnell

“- Sincere: Yo, did you not see that fucking red light, man?
- Tommy 'Buns' Bundy: Man, you think I give a fuck about a montherfucking red light? Faggot cops can't touch me. I'm out here smoking weed, speeding, all that, dawg. Fuck that. That's me. Untouchable.”
Nas - Sincere
DMX - Tommy 'Buns' Bundy

“Brakes are death.”
Joseph Gordon-Levitt - Wilee

“In this country they drive on the wrong side of the road.”

Sir Michael Caine - Charlie Croker

“Looks like we've got Imperial cruisers on our tail. Oh, look at that one on the left. Get off your cell phone. You are driving.”
Seth MacFarlane - Peter Griffin as Han Solo

“- Uncle Jesse Duke: Give me your goddamn licence!
- Luke Duke: What license?”

Willie Nelson - Uncle Jesse Duke
Johnny Knoxville - Luke Duke

“We're driving to Mexico in 10 minutes. Stop drinking or you'll get an IUD.”

Kevin Pollak - Lazlo

“- Randy Pear: Give it to me. You can't play that.
- Jason Pear: Why not?
- Randy Pear: Because it's Hitler's harmonica. You can't play Hitler's harmonica.
- Jason Pear: You're driving his car!
- Randy Pear: Yes, but I'm not touching it with my mouth. I'm not sucking on the dashboard. I'm not getting his germs!”
Jon Lovitz - Randy Pear
Brody Smith - Jason Pear