Driving quotes

“- Roland T. Flakfizer: Do you enjoy being a cab driver?
- Rocco Melonchek: Nah. As soon as I get my driver's license, I'm quitting.”
John Turturro - Roland T. Flakfizer
Mel Smith - Rocco Melonchek

“- Phil Blackwood: I thought you said you drove in Romania!
- Nina Lonescu: This is how we drive in Romania!”

Tom Selleck - Phil Blackwood
Paulina Porizkova - Nina Lonescu

“- Doctor: You've been blind all your life.
- Martin: I know.
- Doctor: What were you doing driving a car?
- Martin: I forgot.”
Belinda Davey - Doctor
Hugo Weaving - Martin

“- Police chopper pilot: He's gone.
- Det. Roland Castlebeck: God!
- Detective Drycoff: Man this guy can drive!
- Det. Roland Castlebeck: What? What?
- Detective Drycoff: It's probably mostly the car...”

Delroy Lindo - Det. Roland Castlebeck
Timothy Olyphant - Detective Drycoff

“I drive my first car at nine. I overhaul my first transmission at ten. At thirteen I turn the quarter mile in under 12 seconds... and I wait until now to get laid?”
Mark Hamill - Kenneth W. Dantley Jr.

“Who's driving this vessel? Stevie fucking Wonde.”
John Witherspoon - Silas Green

“- Jack McDermott: Let me hold the gun.
- Henry Sikorsky: No.
- Jack McDermott: I let you sit in the front seat!”
Peter Boyle - Jack McDermott
Chris Lloyd - Henry Sikorsky

“Frank, what do you know? It's you and me again tonight. The rough riders, tearing up the streets, just like old times. This old bus is a warrior, Frank. I have tried to kill her, but she will not die. I have a great respect for that.”

Tom Sizemore - Tom Wolls

“Icecream man always drove extra blocks away. And I know he's seen us and shit, but I think he just be in the car with his friends and say: Watch me how fast I make these motherfuckers run.”
Eddie Murphy - Eddie Murphy

“The highway's mine.”
Brian Thompson - Dean

“The Chinese are smart people, but such bad drivers. They should not be allowed to even wash cars.”
Kayvan Novak - Arash

“People on 'ludes should not drive.”

Sean Penn - Jeff Spicoli

“- Luc Teyssier: I'm curious how you got around your whole life, or do you just stay in your house with the doors locked?
- Kate: I get around as nature intended: in a car.”

Kevin Kline - Luc Teyssier
Meg Ryan - Kate

“I'd just been knocked unconscious and now an American, who'd never driven a stick shift, was driving my car down the wrong side of the road.”
Joseph Fiennes - Laurence

“I got a 16-year-old daughter who just got her driver's license. So drop to your knees and thank the good Lord above that you live here and not where we live. She is without a doubt the worst driver on the planet. She's got no depth perception at all.”
Bill Engvall - Bill Engvall

“- John Cutter: Chief, I thought all of you ham hogging, country biscuit eating boys knew how to drive? Was it a bunch of bullshit or what?
- Chief Biggs: I haven't had a challenge like that since I was in high school!
- John Cutter: Chief, I didn't know you went to high school?”
Wesley Snipes - John Cutter
Ernie Lively - Chief Biggs

“I don't drive, and I don't like to hitchhike. When I hitchhike I'm at the mercy of the driver. But when I pay for the ride, I'm the employer and I call the shots. That's how I like it.”
Chris Cooper - Bob Cody

“- Kermit the Frog: Boy, it feels like we've been driving for days.
- Fozzie Bear: Funny, yet I'm still wide awake!
- Kermit the Frog: Yup. Me, too.”

Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog
Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear

“- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): You want me to drive?
- Roger Murtaugh: No, you're supposed to be suicidal, remember? I'll drive.
- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): Anybody who drives around in this town is suicidal.”

Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs
Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh

“- Bob Munro: Cassie, you know where this girl lives or you just think you know?
- Cassie Munro: I know where, I just know one way to get there. And you refuse to go that way.
- Bob Munro: Because it's a stupid way.
- Jamie Munro: You're lost, aren't you?
- Bob Munro: Yes I'm lost, because our daughter doesn't know where her friend's house it....” (continue)(continue reading)
Robin Williams - Bob Munro
Joanna Levesque - Cassie Munro
Cheryl Hines - Jamie Munro

“- Sgt. Dan 'Hondo' Harrelson: Street, you have a driver's license?
- Jim Street: Got a library card.
- Sgt. Dan 'Hondo' Harrelson: Good enough. So get your uniform on. You're driving me around today.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Sgt. Dan 'Hondo' Harrelson
Colin Farrell - Jim Street

“I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it's all in the reflexes.”
Kurt Russell - Jack Burton

“- Carol: Can you drive?
- Gregory: No, but it runs in the family.”
Caroline Guthrie - Carol
John Gordon Sinclair - Gregory

“Oh, I'm in no condition to drive. Wait a minute. I don't have to listen to myself. I'm drunk.”
Dan Castellaneta - Homer Simpson

“Nothing shocks these New York cab drivers!”
Joe Mantegna - Joe