Driving quotes

If you don't like the way I drive, "Dr. Addictive Buttface", stay out of the parking lot!

Bruce Abbott - Dr. Alex Karmen

“- James Hunt: In many ways, I feel responsible for what happened.
- Niki Lauda: You were, but trust me... watching you win those races while I was fighting for my life, you were equally responsible for getting me back in the car.”
Chris Hemsworth - James Hunt
Daniel Brühl - Niki Lauda

“The closer you are to death, the more alive you feel. It's a wonderful way to live. It's the only way to drive, as if each day is your last.”
Chris Hemsworth - James Hunt

“- Martin Beck: I drove over a thousand miles, to hang out with a seven year old.
- Junior: I'm going to be eight in two weeks.
- Martin Beck: Don't count on it.”
Michael Richards - Martin Beck
Michael Oliver - Junior

“- Gwen Cummings: You don't honestly think I'm going to jail, do you?
- Cornell: No? For driving drunk, crashing into a house, knocking over a lawn jockey that could have been a four-year-old child?
- Gwen Cummings: Yeah, but it wasn't, it was a four-year-old lawn jockey.”
Sandra Bullock - Gwen Cummings
Steve Buscemi - Cornell

“I don't usually park in front of your house. I usually just drive by.”

Julia Louis-Dreyfus - Eva

“- Lauren: What does your father do?
- Daniel: He drives.
- Lauren: A truck?
- Daniel: No... a taxi.
- Lauren: You shouldn't be embarrassed, it's honest work.
- Daniel: Not the way he does it.”
Diane Lane - Lauren
Thelonious Bernard - Daniel

“- Helen: I'd have to learn how to drive. Do you think I'm too old to learn how to drive? I'm 72. I'll be 73 next year.
- Dottie: How old will you be next year if you don't learn to drive?”
Cloris Leachman - Helen
Jill Eikenberry - Dottie

“Twenty five drivers start every season in Formula One, and each year two of us die. What kind of person does a job like this? Not normal men, for sure. Rebels, lunatics, dreamers. People who are that desperate to make a mark, and are prepared to die trying.”
Daniel Brühl - Niki Lauda

“I'd love to drive a Lamborghini, but I think it's hard when the pedals are way down in there.”
Martin Klebba

“- Willie Scott: For crying out loud, there's a kid driving the car!
- Indiana Jones: Relax, I've been giving him lessons.”
Kate Capshaw - Willie Scott
Harrison Ford - Indiana Jones

“My driving, I've been accused of not being the best, most safest driver.”
Matt Dillon

“- Justin Stewart: Rocky couldn't make it, so he sent me!
- Adam Park: What are you talking about?
- Justin Stewart: Guys! I'm the new Blue Ranger! Isn't that cool? Alpha had to give me a crash course in driving, good thing you don't need a license to drive a Zord.”
Blake Foster - Justin Stewart
Johnny Yong Bosch - Adam Park

“- Laura: Maybe I should drive.
- Sayyid: In my country, women do not drive.
- Laura: Figures.
- Sayyid: In my country, in fact, the women run behind the cars.”
Blanche Baker - Laura
Mandy Patinkin - Sayyid

“Let the frog drive. Frogs are known for their wagon driving.”
Donald Sage Mackay - Jean-Bob

“- Danny Costanzo: Why weren't we on that track?
- Ray Hughes: Oh, now you're going to criticize my driving?
- Danny Costanzo: Well, it's just that you get to do all the dangerous stuff, and I get to parallel park.”
Billy Crystal - Danny Costanzo
Gregory Hines - Ray Hughes

“Buying a used rental car is kind of like going to a house of ill repute looking for a wife. Anything that's been driven that hard by that many people, you really don't want to put your key in it.”
Jeff Foxworthy - Jeff Foxworthy

“- Marlene Lauda: Who are you, should I know you?
- Giovanni: What, you don't know? He's Niki Lauda: Formula One driver and he just signed with Ferrari.
- Marlene Lauda: He's driving like an old man.”
Alexandra Maria Lara - Marlene Lauda
Raffaello Degruttola - Giovanni

“Just runnin' reds and killin' peds.”
Joseph Gordon-Levitt - Wilee

“- Boolie Werthan: What I need is for somebody to drive my mother around.
- Hoke Colburn: Well, if you don't mind my asking, sir, how come she's not hiring for herself?”
Dan Aykroyd - Boolie Werthan
Morgan Freeman - Hoke Colburn

“I have a theory why women like racing drivers... It's not because they respect what we do, driving round and round in circles. It's our closeness to death. They can see that in you, they feel that in you.”
Chris Hemsworth - James Hunt

“- Trixie: Since when did winning become so important?
- Speed: It is important. You gotta win if you want to keep driving, and that's what I want to do. It's the only thing I really know how to do.”
Christina Ricci - Trixie
Emile Hirsch - Speed

“If we're going for a drink, I want to be alive to enjoy it!”

Trevor Howard - Jack Cartwright

“I'm not drinkin' and drivin'! I drank before I drove.”
Pierce Brosnan - Desmond Doyle

“Motor pool. Nothin' fancy. But if it's got wheels I can drive it and I can fix it.”
Amy Madigan - McCoy