Driving quotes

“- A Tramp: Be careful how you're driving.
- An Eccentric Millionaire: Am I driving?”
Sir Charlie Chaplin - A Tramp
Harry Myers - An Eccentric Millionaire

“You won't fuck me and I always have to drive.”

Kelly Lynch - Dianne

“I've had six chauffeurs in two years. You get me drunks, guys who can't understand English, one guy ran over an old lady with me in the car and now this guy's wanted for mail fraud.”
Woody Allen - Sandy Bates

“You drive fast, oyster brain. Because the sooner you get here, the sooner there'll be one less wart on the ass of society.”
Robin Williams - Donald Quinelle

“- Neal Page: He says we're going the wrong way...
- Del Griffith: Oh, he's drunk. How would he know where we're going?”

Steve Martin - Neal Page
John Candy - Del Griffith

“- Harold: What the hell was Colin doing with a Lime'ouse minicab driver in Belfast?
- Jeff: Colin can't drive.
- Harold: Oh, that makes sense.”
Bob Hoskins - Harold
Derek Thompson - Jeff

“- Coolidge: I've been thinking, why is it we always sit in the same place? And why is it you're always the one that drives, Max?
- Hoover: I guess it's 'cause I got the keys.”

Chazz Palminteri - Coolidge
Nick Nolte - Hoover

“- Carey Mahoney: You didn't hit the brakes.
- Moses Hightower: You didn't tell me to.”

Steve Guttenberg - Carey Mahoney
Bubba Smith - Moses Hightower

“- Darren: Just drive towards him. He'll move. Nobody wants to die.
- Lizbeth: That's a freaking fact. Least of all us.
- Darren: Will you just drive? He'll get out of our way.
- Lizbeth: That really scared the shit out of him.”

Tony Goldwyn - Darren
Nancy McLoughlin - Lizbeth

“- Swifty: That's it, Brewster! Drive it 'till you hear glass and smell shit!
- Brewster Baker: What'd you say, mister?
- Swifty: I said 'where we going, sir?'.”
Robby Still - Swifty
Kenny Rogers - Brewster Baker

“- Dave: Don't look at me, look at the road!
- Wally: All right, if it'll make you feel better.”

Gene Wilder - Dave
Richard Pryor - Wally