Health quotes

“You reach a certain age, and you're so proud that you're walking and breathing and loving and working and all of that at 90.”
Eva Marie Saint

“I want to show people that if you walk, if you eat the right things, if you don't have stuff done to your face - that's okay.”
Eva Marie Saint

“- Harry Brock: Don't you feel good? You want a aspirin?
- Jim Devery: No, no, I'm fine. In fact, considering I've been dead for sixteen years I'm in remarkable health.”
Broderick Crawford - Harry Brock
Howard St. John - Jim Devery

“The point is, I'll be fine until I'm not. That's all that is to it.”
Maggie Smith - Violet Crawley

“- Tish Rivers: You all right?
- Fonny: Me? I'm not the one who just got punched by a midget inside they belly.”
KiKi Layne - Tish Rivers
Stephan James - Alonzo 'Fonny' Hunt

“I just try to keep healthy more so than trying to be thin.”
Margot Robbie

“- Dr. Lester: If I was 80 years younger, I'd box your ears.
- Craig Schwartz: I wasn't toying with her sir, I wouldn't - pardon me, how old are you, sir?
- Dr. Lester: 105. Carrot juice, lots of it. I swear, sometimes it's not worth it. I piss orange. I have to piss sitting down like a goddamn girlie-girl every fifteen minutes.”
Orson Bean - Dr. Lester
John Cusack - Craig Schwartz

“To hold on to sanity too tight is insane.”
John Cusack - Nick Falzone

“- Alice Kingsleigh: Where am I?
- Addison Bennett: Let me see, excitable, prone to fantasy, textbook case of female hysteria. Untreatable, some say. I beg to differ. We’ll have her fixed in no time.”

Mia Wasikowska - Alice in Wondeland
Andrew Scott - Dr. Addison Bennett

“Medical evaluation: fail. Physical evaluation: fail. Psychological evaluation, alcohol and substance addiction indicated. Ooh! Pathological rejection of authority based on unresolved childhood trauma.”

Javier Bardem - Silva

“- Mr. Dingle: You know son... your mother and I, and the ambulance driver, and the coroner, and the embalmer, we're all pretty much convinced that you were dead.
- Johnny: I got better.
- Mr. Dingle: Well, welcome home, son.”
Edward Herrmann - Mr. Dingle
Andrew Lowery - Johnny

“Yucky yucky pizza, yucky pizza. Yummy yummy cucumber sandwiches!”

Kate Hudson - Andie Anderson

“Health insurance my ass! They don't pay for shit. You get sick on a Friday, they only pay from Monday through Thursday. You go to doctor A, they only pay for doctor B. You break your penis, they only fix vaginas!”
Lewis Niles Black - Ben Lewis

“- Leslie Breitbart: How's my daughter?
- Josh: How's she seem to you?
- Leslie Breitbart: Seems well.
- Josh: So why are you asking me?”
Charles Grodin - Leslie Breitbart
Ben Stiller - Josh

“I would give up everything to have good health. But then again, I'm always afraid that, if I lost the stomach problem, I might not be as creative.”
Kurt Cobain - Himself

“I don't do a huge amount of physical activity. I play tennis, I work out sporadically, and I eat well and take care of myself.”
Harrison Ford

“I've got to go have my pacemaker checked, it has been so exciting talking to you.”
Clint Eastwood - Luther Whitney

“I'm a professional. I went to graduate school. I did all-nighters my senior year. I did a semester in Egypt. Do you have any idea what toilet paper feels like in Egypt? I delivered cinnamon rolls on a truck with bad suspension for three years! Do you know what that does to your kidneys? My poor kidneys! My freaking kidneys! My poor freaking...” (continue)(continue reading)

Oliver Platt - Peter Steinberg

“Americans spend $125 billion a year on health. More than defense. Because Americans believe in medical care. These great hospital complexes are the cathedrals of our age. Billions of dollars, thousands of beds. A whole nation of sick people turning to us for help.”
Rip Torn - Dr. George

“I got laid off when they closed that asbestos factory, and wouldn't you know it, the army cuts my disability pension because they said that the plate in my head wasn't big enough.”
Randy Quaid - Cousin Eddie

“I believe that how you feel is very important to how you look - that healthy equals beautiful.”
Victoria Principal

“I've learned that exercise alone is not enough to stay healthy - it's a whole lifestyle.”
Alyssa Milano

“- Maggie Vogel: Do you smell that?
- Caroline: No.
- Maggie Vogel: Are you sure? It smells like food.
- Caroline: It's probably your father cooking up something he shouldn't have. I'll get the drops.”

Abigail Breslin - Maggie Vogel
Joely Richardson - Caroline

“It seems to me that, I mean, except for being a little mentally ill, she's pretty normal.”

Johnny Depp - Sam

“I'm fine! As long as I don't move my eyeballs.”
Alan Alda - Bob