Health quotes

“We risk sanity for moments of temporary enlightenment.”
John Simm - Jip

“- Kate: I hope you don't mind; I bought you some organic food. I thought you might want to start eating healthier food.
- Angie: Eh. That crap is for rich people who hate themselves.”
Tina Fey - Kate
Amy Poehler - Angie

“- Toula: Your hip is better. The physicotherapy is working.
- Gus: It's not that therapy. I can fix it myself [puts some Windex in his pants].
- Toula: Of course.”
Nia Vardalos - Toula
Michael Constantine - Gus

“- Sigmund Freud: And how is your little Russian patient?
- Carl Jung: As I told you after the initial abreaction, there was the most dramatic improvement. We’ve enrolled her in a medical school at the University where she’s doing extremely well. She’s a walking advertisement for the effectiveness of psych analysis.
- Sigmund Freud:...” (continue)(continue reading)

Viggo Mortensen - Sigmund Freud
Michael Fassbender - Carl Jung

“I am smoking cigarettes and some of my friends have died of them, but I am not downing a quart of Scotch in fifteen minutes. Looked at that way, cigarettes are actually a health tool!”

“I would prefer to live forever in perfect health, but if I must at some time leave this life, I would like to do so ensconced on a chaise longue, perfumed, wearing a velvet robe and pearl earrings, with a flute of champagne beside me and having just discovered the answer to the last problem in a British cryptic crossword. ”
Olivia Mary de Beauvoir de Havilland

“- Joe Finley: I feel great.
- Ben Luckett: You wouldn't bullshit me?
- Joe Finley: My God, I'm telling the truth!
- Art Selwyn: Why shouldn't he feel good? I feel tremendous! I'm ready to take on the world!”
Hume Cronyn - Joe Finley
Wilford Brimley - Ben Luckett
Don Ameche - Art Selwyn

“- Andie: Blow.
- Ben: What?
- Andie: Nobody likes Mr. Sniffles!
- Tony: Oh, yeah I hate, Mr. Sniffles.
- [laughing Ben blows]
- Andie: Oh, white! healthy boy, healthy boy.”

Kate Hudson - Andie Anderson
Matthew McConaughey - Ben Barry
Adam Goldberg - Tony

“- Rudy Tyler: What about the propulsion system? We could breathe the liquid oxygen from there.
- Tish: The propulsion system uses nitrogen tetroxide, Rudy. We wanna breathe, not dry clean our lungs.”
Larry B. Scott - Rudy Tyler
Kelly Preston - Tish Ambrosei

“- Lt. Brutus: Mr. Bean, are you presently on any kind of medication?
- Mr. Bean: Not that I know of.
- Lt. Brutus: You certainly could use some.”
Richard Gant - Lt. Brutus
Rowan Atkinson - Mr. Bean

“- Zoe: I think something's wrong with me.
- Frank: You just went through a traumatic...
- Zoe: Traumatic experience. You need to let your body heal.”

Olivia Wilde - Zoe
Mark Duplass - Frank

“- Ronnie: Are you all right?
- Brandi: Physically yes, but psychologically? No!”
Seth Rogen - Ronnie
Anna Faris - Brandi

“- Sam: I had two heart attacks before I got the bicycle.
- Sandy Bates: And since then?
- Sam: I also had two.”
J.E. Beaucaire - Sam
Woody Allen - Sandy Bates

“- Foster: How you feelin' there, Mac?
- Mac: Good enough... to fuck... your mother.”

Paul Soter - Foster
Steve Lemme - Mac

“- Bridget Rossiter: More and more workers insist on the right not to breathe secondhand smoke.
- Steve Everett: And more and more scumbags don't care.”
Christine Ebersole - Bridget Rossiter
Clint Eastwood - Steve Everett

“- Dr. Pomatter: I want to talk to you, somewhere outside of here. Maybe we can have a coffee or something?
- Jenna: I can't have coffee, it's on the bad food list you gave to me. What kind of doctor are you?”
Nathan Fillion - Dr. Jim Pomatter
Keri Russell - Jenna Hunterson

“I should have taken that cardio tip more seriously.”
Rebel Wilson - Fat Amy

“- Akron Doctor: She's as healthy as a horse.
- Harry Sears: And you should know. He used to be the official vet at Pimlico. You're way ahead. You're lucky he didn't shoot you.”

Jonathan Terry - Akron Doctor
Peter Falk - Harry Sears

“- Harold: Don't you ever worry about your liver?
- Jeff: Nah, we're just good friends.”
Bob Hoskins - Harold
Derek Thompson - Jeff

“- Val: how's your health?
- Hirsch: Well, they took something out of me a couple of months ago.
- Val: What'd they take out?
- Hirsch: I don't know. I didn't ask, it's none of my business. But I'm a little more streamlined now, a little more aerodynamic.”
Al Pacino - Val
Alan Arkin - Hirsch

“- Kevin O'Shea: Peanut butter and jelly sandwich? Are you nuts?
- Rudy Zolteck: It's still good!
- Kevin O'Shea: You'll never get anywhere treating your helmet like a lunchbox son. What is that?
- Butz: Cheetos.
- Kevin O'Shea: Crunchy or puffed?
- Butz: Puffed.
- Kevin O'Shea: Wimp [Butz confiscates the food and walks off]!
- Rudy Zolteck: My...” (continue)(continue reading)
Ed O'Neill - Kevin O'Shea
Michael Zwiener - Rudy Zolteck
Joe Bays - Butz

“I have a resting heart rate of 28 beats per minute. The scientists who studied me said that my heart could pump jet fuel up into an airplane.”

Rob Lowe - Chris Traeger

“I'm not in the construction business for my health.”
M. Emmet Walsh - C.P. 'Woody' Woodward

“- Whitmore: The doctor seems reluctant to discuss his medical experiences.
- Dr. Hackenbush: Medically, my experiences have been most unexciting. Except during the flu epidemic.
- Whitmore: What happened?
- Dr. Hackenbush: I got the flu.”
Leonard Ceeley - Whitmore
Groucho Marx - Dr. Hackenbush

“Here's to health, a son to the house of Frankenstein... Here's to jolly good health to young Frankenstein.”
Frederick Kerr - Baron Frankenstein