Health quotes

"Eating greens is a special treat, it makes long ears and great big feet. But it sure is awful stuff to eat”. I made that last part up myself.
Peter Behn - Young Thumper

- M: Too many free radicals. That's your problem.
- James Bond: "Free radicals", sir?
- M: Yes. They're toxins that destroy the body and the brain, caused by eating too much red meat and white bread. Too many dry martinis!
- James Bond: Then I shall cut out the white bread, sir.
Edward Fox - M
Sir Sean Connery - James Bond

“- Steve Wozniak: I can't eat like you do. Eatin' fruit all the time? That's weird.
- Steve Jobs: It's not weird. It's pure.”
Joey Slotnick - Steve Wozniak
Noah Wyle - Steve Jobs

- Chiun: It would be better for you to eat this can than what is inside of it. Why must everything in this country be coated with monositi... monosoti...
- Remo Williams: Monosodium glutamate. You can't even say it.
- Chiun: I can say "rat droppings". That does not mean I want to eat them.
Joel Grey - Chiun
Fred Ward - Remo Williams

“That's my eye patch and I don't want anyone else wearing it. It's insanitary.”
Dermot Mulroney - Wolf

“- Virginia Cranehill: The fresh air, the exercise, and the pleasure of a leather saddle between one's thighs.
- Eleanor Lightbody: Why, Virginia, what do you mean?
- Virginia Cranehill: Bicycle smile, I believe they call it.”
Camryn Manheim - Virginia Cranehill
Bridget Fonda - Eleanor Lightbody

“- Rudy: Why are you smoking?
- Terry: Because it's bad. Don't ever do it.”
Rory Culkin - Rudy
Mark Ruffalo - Terry

“- Little Girl: Sounds like a subdural hematoma to me.
- Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: Oh, it does, does it? Well, it's not your job to diagnose.
- Little Girl: But I thought...
- Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: You thought, you thought. Just go. Three years of nursery school and you think you know it all. Well, you're still wet behind the ears. It's not a...” (continue)(continue reading)
Mya Stark - Little Girl
Steve Martin - Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr

“I think the saturated fats are cutting off the blood flow to his penis.”
Alexandra Jamieson - Herself

“In an insane world, a sane man must appear insane.”
Paul McGann - Golic

“- Morty: Something stinks like stale French fries.
- Michael Newman: Oh yeah, that's probably me.
- Morty: You know, fast food shortens your life.”
Christopher Walken - Morty
Adam Sandler - Michael Newman

“- Ethel Carter: Watch your language. And you watch your heart, too. You know what Dr. Springer said.
- Big Bob Carter: Well, Dr. Springer can take his stethoscope and shove it... into his little black bag. Sideways.”
Virginia Vincent - Ethel Carter
Russ Grieve - Big Bob Carter

“All beings have the capacity to cure themselves, Mark. This is something we've known on K-PAX for millions of years.”
Kevin Spacey - Prot

“- Captain Spaulding: Two fucking seconds for the kid, is that gonna kill you?
- Otis: Yes, it is going to kill me! I have calculated the time, and two seconds is the exact amount of time that is a hazard to my fucking health.”
Sid Haig - Captain Spaulding
Bill Moseley - Otis

“The definition of rehabilitate: To restore to a state of physical, mental, and moral health through treatment and training.”

Christian Slater - James Stamphill

“- Walter Fielding: Has this ever happened to you before?
- Jack Schnittman: Yes.
- Paramedic: Seven times in the past five months.
- Walter Fielding: I thought the jogging was getting you in better shape.
- Jack Schnittman: It is.
- Paramedic: Yeah thanks to the jogging I can lift him into the ambulance.”

Tom Hanks - Walter Fielding
Josh Mostel - Jack Schnittman
Wendell Pierce - Paramedic

“I've been ionized, but I'm okay now.”
Peter Weller - Buckaroo Banzai

“- Nick Frescia: How's our friend?
- Woody: Fine.
- Nick Frescia: Fine?
- Woody: Aside from a concussion, powder burns, and being generally pissed off, yeah.”
Kurt Russell - Frescia
Kenny Moore - Woody

“Master Luke, Sir, it's so good to see you fully functional again. R2 expresses his relief also.”
Anthony Daniels - C-3PO

“- Marge Simpson: Sitting that close to the TV is bad for your health.
- Homer Simpson: Talking to me while I'm watching TV is bad for your health.”
Julie Kavner - Marge Simpson
Dan Castellaneta - Homer Simpson

“- Phoebus: Good morning, sir. Are you feeling all right?
- Frollo: I had a little trouble with the fireplace.”

Kevin Kline - Phoebus
Tony Jay - Frollo

“Health! The 'open sesame' to the sucker's purse!”
Michael Lerner - Goodloe Bender

“- Barney Rubble: You know, Fred, I hear that eatin' too much red meat is bad for you.
- Fred Flintstone: What a load of bunk! My father ate it every day of his life and he lived to the ripe old age of thirty-eight.”
Rick Moranis - Barney Rubble
John Goodman - Fred Flintstone

“When my son was born healthy, I never asked why. Why was I so lucky? What did I do to deserve this perfect child, this perfect life? But when he got sick, you can bet I asked why. I demanded to know why. Why was this happening?”
Ruth Nelson - Mrs. Lowe

“Breathe out... slowly... do not gulp. If you do not breathe correctly, you do not move correctly. Pitiful. I can see the deadly hamburger has done its evil work.”

Joel Grey - Chiun