Homosexuality quotes

“Mom, I'm a lesbian. But don't tell Daddy! I want to wait for a good time; like Father's Day or Christmas Morning!”
Jennifer Dundas - Chris Paradis

“I passed up a gay Halloween party to be here. Do you know how much fun gay Halloween parties are? Last year I saw three Jonas Brothers make out with three Robert Pattinsons. It was amazing.”

Aubrey Plaza - April Ludgate

“How to get into show business: be nice to your professor. Be nice to your agent. Be nice to your audience, be nice. How to be a woman: want them when I want you. How to be free and equal: fuck women instead of men, and you'll discover a whole kingdom of freedom. Men won't step on you anymore, women will.”
Anne Carlisle - Margaret

“Ever since I've been... gay... I've felt more comfortable around women than I've ever been.”
Johnathon Schaech - Parker Concorde

“- Jan: I mean, everybody thinks I'm this big dyke because... 'cause I wear baggy pants, I play softball, and... and I'm not as pretty as other girls, but that doesn't make me gay. I mean, I like guys. I can't help it. I just want a big fat wiener up my...
- Andre: Amen, sister.”
Katrina Phillips - Jan
Douglas Spain - Andre

“- Jimmy: No, I'm not gay, I'm cursed!
- Bo: I know it must feel like that sometimes...
- Jimmy: No, I'm cursed by the Mark of the Beast!”
Jesse Eisenberg - Jimmy
Milo Ventimiglia - Bo

“- Old Cajun Man: [In a muffled back water accent] Home is where you make it.
- Joe Dirt: What?
- Old Cajun Man: Home is where you make it.
- Joe Dirt: You like to see homos naked?”
Blake Clark - Old Cajun Man
David Spade - Joe Dirt

“It's the plight of the bisexual. Gaygirls won't play with you.”
Marya Delver - Carla

“That's why these lesbians are always going out and buyin', spendin' all their dough on sexual appliances and erotic monkey wrenches and shit, tryin' to compensate for what they don't have... the penis.”
Ben Affleck - Larry Gigli

- Larry Valentine: Domestic partnership.
- Chuck Levine: Domestic partnership? You mean like faggots?
- Larry Valentine: No, I mean yeah but, no, not us. Obviously. Just on paper.
- Chuck Levine: Paper faggots?
- Larry Valentine: Well, the accepted vernacular is "gay"... but yes.
Kevin James - Larrie Valentine
Adam Sandler - Chuck Levine

“- Leslie Glass: I can't believe Roberta's a prostitute.
- Gary Glass: Roberta's not a prostitute.
- Leslie Glass: I saw this thing on television about this woman who turned tricks in the city from nine until noon, then went shopping all afternoon. It was years before her husband found out about it. Oh, my God, I've heard that four out of five...” (continue)(continue reading)
Laurie Metcalf - Leslie Glass
Mark Blum - Gary Glass

“Oh look at that, a fire, well I hope it's not a bad one - because the faggot who's been saving your sorry asses is now, thanks to you, working on another shift.”

Kevin James - Larrie Valentine

“- Annabel: Of course he'll be gorgeous.
- Kelly: Will he be gay?
- Abbie Reynolds: My God, will your kids be stupid?”

Suzanne Krull - Annabel
Linda Larkin - Kelly
Madonna - Abbie Reynolds

“- Gabriel: Of course. And you're gay?
- Billy: Do I act gay?
- Gabriel: Kind of.
- Billy: You're straight?
- Gabriel: Girlfriend in San Francisco. What's that supposed to mean?
- Billy: Nothing. Some of my best friends are...
- Gabriel: Straight?
- Billy: Whatever.”
Brad Rowe - Gabriel
Sean Hayes - Billy Collier

“- Gordie Boggs: What about Wendy? She digs you!
- Sean Dawkins: No... she's too much like one of the guys.
- Gordie Boggs: That's bad?
- Sean Dawkins: That's gay.”
David Arquette - Gordie Boggs
Scott Caan - Sean Dawkins

"Let's divert federal resources and man hours so I can have my collegiate lesbian fling in style".

“- Massarelli: Are you a lesbian too, Ms. Nickerson?
- Robin: No sir but at times I understand the inclination.”
Dennis Boutsikaris - Massarelli
Mary-Louise Parker - Robin

“Man, of course men gives better blow jobs! Listen, I know what it feels like to get my dick sucked, right? And I know what I like when I get my dick sucked. So when I'm sucking a dick, I know that what I'm doing is what I like and that is the best of it that can be done.”
Norman Reedus - Brautigan

- Valentin Arregui: Stop crying! You sound just like an old woman!
- Luis Molina: It's what I am! It's what I am!
- Valentin Arregui: What's this between your legs, huh? Tell me, "lady"!
- Luis Molina: It's an accident. If I had the courage, I'd cut it off.
- Valentin Arregui: You'd still be a man! A man! A man in prison! Just like the faggots... (continue)(continue reading)
Raul Julia - Valentin Arregui
William Hurt - Luis Molina

“- Kate Madison: Why don't we get started with your opinion of gay marriage?
- Bud Johnson: Oh, shit, do we uh, do we have to?
- Kate Madison: So you're against it?
- Bud Johnson: I?! No, uh, I didn't say that.
- Kate Madison: Oh. Then what is your position?
- Bud Johnson: Well I don't have a position, all right. To tell you the truth I don't...” (continue)(continue reading)
Paula Patton - Kate Madison
Kevin Costner - Bud Johnson

“- James Leer: So is your friend Crabtree, is he... is he gay?
- Prof. Grady Tripp: Most of the time he is, James. Some of the time he isn't.”
Tobey Maguire - James Leer
Michael Douglas - Prof. Grady Tripp

- Kirk Lazarus: It's simple as pie man: you plant your feet on the ground, you look her square in the eyes you say "Hey! baby, you and me's goin' on a date, that's the end of the story". What's her name?
- Alpa Chino - Hot LZ: ... Lance.
- Kirk Lazarus: You say 'Listenhere, Lance'... Lance? What the fuck did I just hear? Lance?
Robert Downey Jr. - Kirk Lazarus
Brandon T. Jackson - Alpa Chino - Hot LZ

“- Stuart: Straight sex is better than gay sex, it's written in the Bible.
- Alex: Is that in the King James or the New World Edition?”
Stephen Baldwin - Stuart
Lara Flynn Boyle - Alex

“This disease will be the end of many of us, but not nearly all. And the dead will be commemorated, and we'll struggle on with the living, and we are not going away. We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens. The time has come.”

Justin Kirk - Prior Walter

“- Hanna: That is what the priests tell me. His sins of the flesh will keep him from heaven.
- Clayton Boone: Hell, everybody's got those.
- Hanna: No. His is the worst. The unspeakable. The deed no man can name without shame. What is the good English? All I know is bugger, he's a bugger, men who bugger each other...
- Clayton Boone: A homo?”

Lynn Redgrave - Hanna
Brendan Fraser - Clayton Boone