Homosexuality quotes

- Peter Malloy: One day I just clicked. I said: "Mom, dad, Sparky, I'm gay".
- Howard Brackett: So what happened?
- Peter Malloy: My mom cried, for exactly 10 seconds, my boss said: "Who cares?", and my dad said: "But you're so tall".
Tom Selleck - Peter Malloy
Kevin Kline - Howard Brackett

“Darling, I am more man than you will ever be, and more woman than you will ever get.”

Philip Seymour Hoffman - Rusty

“- Matt Mateo: I'm bisexual.
- Lucia DeLury: Puh-lease! I went to a bar mitzvah once. That doesn't make me Jewish.”
Ivan Sergei - Matt Mateo
Lisa Kudrow - Lucia DeLury

“- Gny. Sgt. Hartman: Where the hell are you from anyway, private?
- Pvt. Cowboy: Sir, Texas, sir.
- Gny. Sgt. Hartman: Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down.”
R. Lee Ermey - Gny. Sgt. Hartman
Arliss Howard - Pvt. Cowboy

“Well, fuck me! No, no, I don't mean... I just mean... fuck me, but not... well what I mean is...”

Brad Gorton - John Dixon

“Just because we're holding hands doesn't mean we'll be taking warm showers together until the wee hours of the morning.”
Clint Eastwood - Highway

“Is it true you're a lesbian? If you are I understand, 'cause guys are so gross. I'm also going to be one, I think.”
Alexandra Dahlström - Elin Olsson

“There's an island in the Mediterranean called Lesbian, and all its inhabitants are dykes.”

Linda Henry - Sandra Gangel

When I was in the cubs there was this porn mag being passed around and all the other kids were deciding which girl they liked and stuff... and this other kid, he whispers to me "I don't know what all the fuss is about, I'd rather see another boy's willy anytime!". So I said "So would I!".

Ben Silverstone - Steven Carter

- Victoria Grant: How long have you been a homosexual?
- Carole "Toddy" Todd: How long have you been a soprano?
- Victoria Grant: Since I was 12.
- Carole "Toddy" Todd: I was a late bloomer.
Julie Andrews - Victoria Grant
Robert Preston - Carole "Toddy" Todd

“- Suzanne: Did you ever wanna sleep with a man?
- Reggie: No.
- Suzanne: Never?
- Reggie: No. I don't blame you though Suzanne, I mean, well see, women's bodies are beautiful. But men's bodies, see I see 'em everywhere you know, in the locker rooms, their cocks all over the place and everything.”
Melinda Dillon - Suzanne
Paul Newman - Reggie

“- Rick Deckard: You're reading a magazine. You come across a full-page nudephoto of a girl.
- Rachael: Is this testing whether I'm a replicant or a lesbian, Mr. Deckard?”

Harrison Ford - Rick Deckard
Sean Young - Rachael

“- George Fields: Julie thinks your gay?
- Michael Dorsey: No, my friend Sandy.
- George Fields: Sleep with her, and she'll...
- Michael Dorsey: I slept with her once she's still thinks I'm gay!
- George Fields: Oh... that's no good, Michael.”
Sydney Pollack - George Fields
Dustin Hoffman - Michael Dorsey

“Jane divorced her husband. I never knew him, it was before I met her. Apparently she came home from work unexpectedly one morning and found him in bed with the milkman. Honest to God, the milkman! But from that day forward I've noticed she never takes milk in her tea.”
Pauline Collins - Shirley Valentine

“- Howard Brackett: Tom, do I look like a homosexual?
- Tom Halliwell: Would you walk for me?”
Kevin Kline - Howard Brackett
Bob Newhart - Tom Halliwell

“- Robin: This person who dumped her, she was gay, right?
- Holly: Yeah, but even with gaygirls there are no guarantees. They're very emotional. That's about all I know. They love uniforms and don't break their hearts.
- Robin: Uniforms?
- Holly: Oh, yeah, all kinds. Especially UPS.”
Mary-Louise Parker - Robin
Drew Barrymore - Holly

“- Tina Kalb: Do you worry about the risk factor involved in gay sex?
- Paul Harmon: It may be news to you, but not every gay man has anal sex. That's where a lot of the HIV risk lies.”
Téa Leoni - Tina Kalb
Richard Jenkins - Paul Harmon

“- Valentin Arregui: Molina, you would never understand.
- Luis Molina: What I understand is me offering you a bit of my lovely avocado and you throw it back in my face.”
Raul Julia - Valentin Arregui
William Hurt - Luis Molina

“- Dora Carrington: I was just thinking about that disgusting old man with the beard.
- Mark Gertler: Well, I really shouldn't brood about it, if I were you. After all, he is a bugger.
- Dora Carrington: What?
- Mark Gertler: Lytton. He's a bugger.”
Emma Thompson - Dora Carrington
Rufus Sewell - Mark Gertler

“- Moira: What they get you for?
- Kate: We tried to cross the border. You?
- Moira: Gender Treachery. I like girls.
- Kate: My God! They could've sent you to the colonies for that.
- Moira: They don't send you to the colonies if your ovaries are still jumping.”
Elizabeth McGovern - Moira
Natasha Richardson - Kate

“- Shannon: Jana, isn't that your muff diving little sister over there with her disgusting boscoe-flavored girlfriend?
- Jana: Insert it in your clammy crevice, will ya, Shannon?”
Teresa Hill - Shannon
Denise Richards - Jana