Homosexuality quotes

“- Bernadette: We've only recently discovered that young Anthony here, bats for both teams.
- Mitzi: I do not!
- Felicia: Oh, so we're straight?
- Mitzi: No.
- Felicia: Oh, we're not. So we're a donut puncher, after all?
- Mitzi: No.
- Felicia: Then what the hell are we?
- Mitzi: I don't fuckin' know.”
Terence Stamp - Bernadette
Hugo Weaving - Mitzi
Guy Pearce - Felicia

“- Interviewer: Heterosexual?
- Parker: Can I ask you something? Are you a faggot? See, you asked me if I was heterosexual; I asked you the same question, only I was clear about the answer I was looking for.”
Neil Pollock - Interviewer
Ryan Phillippe - Mr. Parker

“Well you're gay aren't you? I thought gay men were able to cook!”
Mena Suvari - Vanessa

“- Zoe: We fit together.
- Zed: All men and women fit together. Even some men fit together.”
Julie Delpy - Zoe
Eric Stoltz - Zed

“- Joe Miller: Are you gay?
- Jamey Collins: [confused] What?
- Joe Miller: Are you gay? You know a faggot? A, a punk, a fruit, a queen, a fairy, a booby snatcher, rump roaster, pillow biter, are you gay?”

Denzel Washington - Joe Miller
Bradley Whitford - Jamey Collins

“- Lt. Mauser: Any day now, Mahoney, and your little ass is mine.
- Carey Mahoney: You wanted to see me, sir?
- Lt. Mauser: Mahoney, didn't your mother teach you how to knock?
- Carey Mahoney: It depends. Sir? I hope this isn't going to be too personal? I heard what you said about my little butt and I don't know how to break this to you, sir, but...” (continue)(continue reading)
Art Metrano - Lt. Mauser
Steve Guttenberg - Carey Mahoney

“Mother, just because I wear trakkies and play sport does not make me a lesbian!”
Keira Knightley - Juliette 'Jules' Paxton

“Good for you. Yay... go gay! But, um, unfortunately I got my own shit to deal with so... I'll see you later.”

Jesse Eisenberg - Jimmy

Now, repeat after me: "Homosexuality is the best all-round cover an agent ever had".
Peter Boretski - Creature Voices

“- Violet Sanford: Cammie, I think I just fell in love with you.
- Cammie: Oh Violet, I'm not a lesbian. I played in the minors but never went pro.
- Violet Sanford: That's not what I meant.”
Piper Perabo - Violet Sanford
Izabella Miko - Cammie

“- Kevin: Weren't you listening in there, Jes? Careful, you don't know what you might catch. Forget him. He's a...
- Jessica: He's a what? Poof? Queer? Faggot? Anything else you can think of?
- Steven's Mother: I'll tell you what else he is. He's my son, and I'm very proud of him. And if you do anything to hurt him, I'll have your bollocks for...” (continue)(continue reading)

Tim Harris - Kevin
Stacy Hart - Jessica
Jacquetta May - Steven's Mother

“You're reminding me why being married to you drove me to the brink of homosexuality.”
Dennis Miller - Rafe Guttman

“- Vickie Miner: Do you ever wish you were a lesbian? Don't you think it would be so much easier?
- Lelaina Pierce: Sometimes, but I don't know. I could never go through with it. I'd startlaughing or something.
- Vickie Miner: That is such a shame because I have had it with men.”
Janeane Garofalo - Vickie Miner
Winona Ryder - Lelaina Pierce

“England has always been disinclined to accept human nature.”
Ben Kingsley - Lasker-Jones

“- Mark: This is a hell of a way for you to find out.
- Mildred: Find out what?
- Mark: Well, that I'm gay for one thing... come on, you never suspected?
- Mildred: You were always so good at sports.”
Jay Mohr - Mark
Ellen Burstyn - Mildred

“Chicks are for fags.”
Eric Christian Olsen - Lloyd Christmas

“- Camille Wright: I don't know why I keep wishing that you'll grow out of this tomboy thing.
- Monica Wright: I won't. I'm a lesbian.”
Alfre Woodard - Camille Wright
Sanaa Lathan - Monica Wright

“It's not like I'm a lesbian or anything. I'm attracted to the person. It's just that all the people I've been attracted to happen to be girls.”
Jessica Campbell - Tammy Metzler

“If I were a woman, I'd be a slut. A lesbian slut.”
Tim Blake Nelson - Bubba

“At 13 I knew everything. Senility set in sometime after that.”

Harvey Forbes Fierstein - Arnold Beckoff

“- Scott Howard: Styles, I got something to tell you. It's kind of hard, but...
- Stiles: Look, are you gonna tell me you're a fag because if you're gonna tell me you're a fag, I don't think I can handle it.
- Scott Howard: I'm not a fag. I'm... a werewolf.”
Michael J. Fox - Scott Howard
Jerry Levine - Stiles

“Being gay and Italian is a fate worse than... Actually there is no fate worse than being gay and Italian.”
Luke Kirby - Angelo Barberini

“If there have to be gay people, at least it's nice there's enough of them to go around.”
Christina Ricci - Dede Truitt

“- Jeremy Grey: I didn't get a lot of sleep last night.
- John Beckwith: Soft mattress?
- Jeremy Grey: Yeah, it could have been the soft mattress. Or the midnight rape. Or the nudegay art show that took place in my room. One of those probably added to the lack of sleep.”
Vince Vaughn - Jeremy Grey
Owen Wilson - John Beckwith

“Raise your hand if you're brother's a homo!”
Chris Marquette - Mike Brander