Homosexuality quotes

“- Harry Lockhart: Still gay?
- Gay Perry: Me? No. I'm knee-deep in pussy. I just like the name so much, I can't get rid of it.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Harry Lockhart
Val Kilmer - Gay Perry

“- Nina Borowski: Don't you miss men?
- George Hanson: Yeah, sure. Sometimes. Don't you?
- Nina: I guess.
- George Hanson: But I don't miss them when I'm with you.”
Jennifer Aniston - Nina Borowski
Paul Rudd - George Hanson

“You don't understand how hard it is. I'm tormented everyday at school. It's like I'm being suffocated, and sure we can sit and fantasize all we want about how things are going to be different one day, but this is today and it sucks. So please just help me. I can't take another day of this, I don't know what I'll do.”

Dan Byrd - Brandon

“- Amber: You don't get it, do you? I'm not into men!
- Jonesy Lewis: Whoa... you're a lesbian? How hot is that?”
Daniella Alonso - Amber
Steve Braun - Jonesy Lewis

“You can't come by here, because I'm pretending to be gay. In L.A., a straight male hairdresser is an unemployed male hairdresser.”

Royale Watkins - Telly

“- Randy Jones: OK, fine, don't fall in love with him.
- Donna Jensen: That's kinda where I'm having the problem.
- Randy Jones: It just takes willpower, is all. I mean, you didn't fall in love with me, did you?
- Donna Jensen: You're gay.
- Randy Jones: But, it still took willpower, didn't it?”

Joshua Malina - Randy Jones
Gwyneth Paltrow - Donna Jensen

“Wait a minute, why does he get all the gay fans? I mean I do ab crunches, I take care of my hair...”
Evan Farmer - Jerry O'Keefe

“I wish I could be gay again.”
Shelley Lee Long - Carol Brady

“- Chris 'Izzy' Cole: You're gay?
- Bobby Beers: No, I got both my nipples pierced and bought a house in Morocco because I'm John fucking Wayne!”
Mark Wahlberg - Chris 'Izzy' Cole
Jason Flemyng - Bobby Beers

- Homeboy #2: Aw damn, man. Our boy's a fag, yo.
- Homeboy #1: Yo, who's a fag?
- Kenny Fisher: Yo, both of y'all. That is a "Fragrance of Love" scented candle, bitch. Damn!

Robert Jayne - Homeboy #2
Branden Williams - Homeboy #1
Seth Green - Kenny Fisher

“- Ray Wilkins: I ain't gay!
- Bobby Prinze: What are you talking about? You took me to that club.
- Ray Wilkins: So? They play good music.
- Bobby Prinze: What about our trip to San Francisco?
- Ray Wilkins: I wanted to go shopping.
- Bobby Prinze: [on the verge of tears] But... you made love to me.
- Ray Wilkins: First of all, you sucked...” (continue)(continue reading)
Shawn Wayans - Ray Wilkins
Jon Abrahams - Bobby Prinze

I just want you to know this is, like, the first conversation of, like, three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like, there's this and then in a year it's like: "oh, you know, I'm kinda gonna want to get back out there, but I think I like guys", and then there's the big "oh, I'm... I'm... I'm a gay guy now".
Seth Rogen - Cal

“- Screen Voice #1: Look! An alien!
- Screen Voice #2: Yeah. We'd better have sex with each other.
[Sam McKenna discreetly looks at the screen]
- Mitch Weaver: Note to self: Sam just looked at the screen.”

Norm MacDonald - Mitch Weaver

“I never would have guessed it. That she was a transexual. Not that I'm judgemental mind you, people are all different. I'm bisexual for instance.”

Christopher Bowen - Hamilton

“- Emmett: And your boyfriend's name is...
- Enrique: Chuck.
- Emmett: Right.
[everyone gasps and laughs]
- Enrique: Pardon me, pardon me. I thought you said friend; Chuck is just a friend.”
Luke Wilson - Emmett
Greg Serano - Enrique

“- Curtis Coleman: Did Josh really kill a guy?
- Sam: Dad is trying to cover for him, but I saw him. He beat him over the head with a pool stick he was so mad.
- Leon Coleman: What was he so mad about?
- Sam: The guy called him a homo.”
Sean Baca - Curtis Coleman
Noah Fleiss - Sam
Jake Gyllenhaal - Leon Coleman

“And then, suddenly, the crowds part and there he is: sleek, stylish... radiant with charisma. Bizarrely, he's on the telephone. But then, so are you. And then he comes towards you... the moves of a jungle cat. Although you quite correctly sense that he is... gay... like most devastatingly handsome single men of his age are, you think... what the...” (continue)(continue reading)
Rupert Everett - George Downes

“- Valerie Jean Solanas: You're a guy? My god, I thought you were a lesbian.
- Candy Darling: Thanks, a lot of people say that.”
Lili Taylor - Valerie Jean Solanas
Stephen Dorff - Candy Darling

I went to beautician's school where everybody graduated except me, but I got a job as a shampoo boy at Marisa's House of Hair in Bensonhurst. The hours suck; the pay sucks; I'm surrounded by "funny guys", but the tips are great. Thank you, God!
Kevin Dillon - Rooney

“Since you like chicks, right, do you just look at yourself naked in the mirror all the time?”

Jason Lee - Banky Edwards

“- Ben: The one night that we even thought about.. getting close to having sex. She up and decides she's going to nickname my...
- Michelle: Penis.
- Ben: Princess Sophia! You wanna talk about shooting a man's horse!
- Andie: I thought it was a beautiful name.
- Michelle: Hmm, I see, Benjamin. And when was it that you first realised that you were...” (continue)(continue reading)
Matthew McConaughey - Ben Barry
Kathryn Hahn - Michelle Rueben
Kate Hudson - Andie Anderson

“- Alex: So, ladies, I kind of need to use the televis...
- Grace: Shh! Go read your Playgirl or something!”
Allen Covert - Alex
Shirley Jones - Grace

- Jack: What is it the comedian says when his jokes are going well? "I murdered that audience", "I killed 'em". "They screamed", "I broke 'em up".
- Sandy Bates: Yeah. So, what are you saying? Are you saying that someone like myself or Laurel and Hardy or Bob Hope are furious?
- Jack: Furious or latent homosexual.
John Rothman - Jack Abel
Woody Allen - Sandy Bates

“- Carter: Did you see that?
- Lee: He likes you.
- Carter: I ain't shopping with you no more.”

Chris Tucker - Carter
Jackie Chan - Lee

“- Wayne: You're not gay... you're just confused.
- J.D.: Yes, I am gay. Oh hey! Do you wanna be gay with me?”
Steve Zahn - Wayne
Jack Black - J.D.