Homosexuality quotes

There's something about her. I don't know. Those lips. You know lips are suppose to be the perfect reflection of a woman's anatomy. Not that I'm a lesbian... Well. Maybe I am. No, definitely not. I told my mother I was just for shock value. She said "fine. As long as you don't smoke".

Sara Gilbert - Sylvie Cooper

“I've this new theory that any man who doesn't hit you over the head with his opinions must be gay.”
Jennifer Aniston - Nina Borowski

“- Lauren Travis: Do you think that lesbianism and alcoholism are directly related?
- Casey Montgomery: Maybe.”
Elle Macpherson - Lauren Travis
Kate Capshaw - Casey Montgomery

“- Satin: What about you? What's your story?
- Kevin Haub: I'm gay.”
Lisa Marie Newmyer - Satin
Charlie Finn - Kevin Haub

“I haven't done anything or anyone to deserve this.”

Matthew Perry - Oscar Novak

“- Deneen: You jerks don't belong here.
- Peter Stegman: Shut your hole, you little dyke!”
Erin Noble - Deneen
Timothy Van Patten - Peter Stegman

“- Ennis Del Mar: This is a one-shot thing we got goin' on here.
- Jack Twist: It's nobody's business but ours.
- Ennis Del Mar: You know I ain't queer.
- Jack Twist: Me neither.”
Heath Ledger - Ennis Del Mar
Jake Gyllenhaal - Jack Twist

“- Barry 'Virus' Kremmer: What about Meg?
- Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino: Meg's gay.
- Barry 'Virus' Kremmer: Well, if anyone can change her, it's you.”
Danny Smith - Barry 'Virus' Kremmer
Jeremy Renner - Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino

- Jamie Gangel: Scared of being called "queer"?
- Ste Pearce: Are you?
- Jamie Gangel: Maybe... maybe not.
- Ste Pearce: And are ya?
- Jamie Gangel: Queer?
- Ste Pearce: Gay.
Glen Berry - Jamie Gangel
Scott Neal - Ste Pearce

“And so the rule is, when mounting a... play. Keep it sunny, keep it funny, keep it gay.”
Roger Bart - Carmen Ghia

“It is beautiful. It is fine. It is the noblest form of affection. There is nothing unnatural about it. It is intellectual. And it repeatedly exists between an elder and a younger man when the elder has intellect and the younger man has all the joy, hope and glamour of life before him. That it should be so, the world does not understand. The...” (continue)(continue reading)

Stephen Fry - Oscar Wilde

“I saw a gayporno once. I didn't know until halfway in. The girls never came.”
Scott Mechlowicz - Scott Thomas

“- Steve Burns: They told me that there was some... special assignment... and that I was right for it.
- Capt. Edelson: Let me ask you something... Have you ever had your cock sucked by a man?
- Steve Burns: A man? No. Well, I...
- Capt. Edelson: Ever been porked? Or had a man smoke your pole?
- Steve Burns: You've got to be kidding. Yeah, you're...” (continue)(continue reading)
Al Pacino - Steve Burns
Paul Sorvino - Capt. Edelson

“Ferris probably isn't gay, just sexually immature.”
Krista Errickson - Cinder

“We have been getting screwed by the system. The system that forces us guys to like girls. We're getting pushed into this. What if we just take the girls out of it? We can have our own system. We can just be guys! You can have sex, you can do it, you know, many guys at a time, but it's not gay.”
Michael C. Maronna - Jeff Davis

“- Dennis Watson: Tell me, Mr. Gardner... have you ever had sex with a man?
- Chance: No... I don't think so.
- Dennis Watson: We could go upstairs right now.
- Chance: Is there a TV upstairs? I like to watch.”
Mitch Kreindel - Dennis Watson
Peter Sellers - Chance

“- Ned: So, who's the lucky chap? What's his name?
- Rachel: Her name is Luce.
- Tessa: Luce? As in a woman? As are you a woman? So you mean you two are lesbifriends?
- Rachel: It doesn't matter what you call it, it's not going to happen.”
Anthony Head - Ned
Piper Perabo - Rachel
Celia Imrie - Tessa

“- Howard Brackett: He's just never had a physical relationship with her.
- Father Tim: Never? In three years?
- Howard Brackett: He respects her.
- Father Tim: He's gay!”

Kevin Kline - Howard Brackett
Joseph Maher - Father Tim

“I'm not gay. I just have to pretend to be gay for work.”

Matthew Perry - Oscar Novak

“Maybe there won't be marriage, maybe there won't be sex, but by God there'll be dancing!”
Rupert Everett - George Downes

“- Heck: So, what about you? Are you married? Ever been married, ever going to get married?
- Luce: No. No. Maybe now that the law's changed.
- Heck: How do you mean?
- Luce: Well, I'm gay.”
Matthew Goode - Heck
Lena Headey - Luce

“I guess I prefer sausage to taco.”

Lusia Strus - Alexa

- David: You know how I know that you're gay?
- Cal: How?
- David: You have a rainbow bumpersticker on your car that says, "I love it when balls are in my face".
- Cal: That's gay?
Paul Rudd - David
Seth Rogen - Cal

“What's the big deal? They're the same guys, they just watch a different kind of porno now.”
Adam Sandler - Sonny Koufax

“You like 'cause your son is a fag'? ”
Mike Epps - Day-Day