Homosexuality quotes

“- Paul Smecker: What are you doing?
- Hojo: I just wanted to cuddle.
- Paul Smecker: Cuddle? What a fag.”

Willem Dafoe - Paul Smecker
Nicholas Pasco - Hojo

“- Jon: I'm not going to fondle your crotch right now.
- Luke: Why not?
- Jon: Because I'm a responsible driver.”
Craig Gilmore - Jon
Mike Dytri - Luke

“- Rosa: So I am looking and I see a young woman, and it's the Sabrina. And she's talking. Who's she talking to? A man, but not her daddy because he's not as tall.
- Joanna: It was Linus. Sabrina went out with Linus.
- Rosa: It was Mr. Linus.
- Linda: Sabrina went out with Linus? That's too weird.
- Scott: I always thought that guy was gay.
-...” (continue)(continue reading)
Miriam Colon - Rosa
Elizabeth Franz - Joanna
Becky Ann Baker - Linda
Paul Giamatti - Scott

“- Janice: You stay away from my daughter or I'm gonna have you fired!
- Ms. Walcott: That would be a bit hard. I'm her teacher.
- Janice: And you're also gay!”
Stockard Channing - Janice
Kelly Rowan - Ms. Lynn Walcott

“- Samantha: I feel safer living with a man. Plus, I made some great friends.
- Parker Concorde: So, you're not worried about things turning... romantic?
- Samantha: Romantic?
- Parker Concorde: I mean, you're very... You're a very attractive woman.
- Samantha: Oh, thank you, Parker. That's why I only live with men who are gay.”

Alison Eastwood - Samantha
Johnathon Schaech - Parker Concorde

“Howard, we want you to know: you're our son, and we'll always love you, gay, straight, red, green, if you rob a bank, if you kill someone.”

Debbie Reynolds - Berniece Brackett

“Only two things come outta Oklahoma, steers and queers. Which one are you boy? I don't see no horns!”
Louis Gossett Jr. - Sgt. Emil Foley

"Sometimes when I'm lying here in bed, I can see Glenn in the window across the way getting ready for bed. His body is slim and smooth, and I know I shouldn't watch him, but that part of me that wants him forces me to. That's when I weaken. That's when I want to go to him".

Kim Myers - Lisa Webber

“- Lytton Strachey: Any luck with the famous Carrington conundrum?
- Mark Gertler: The same ignorance. Fear and Ignorance. Now its been going on for four years and I'm at my wits end.
- Lytton Strachey: Well, it's no use asking my opinion. I'm afraid when it comes to a creature with a cunt, I'm always infinitely désorienté.”

Jonathan Pryce - Lytton Strachey
Rufus Sewell - Mark Gertler

“I enjoy gay people, but I just have a slight problem with my pregnantsister being in love with one of them.”
Allison Janney - Constance Miller

“- King Marchand: You were all-American! I never saw a rougher, tougher, meaner, sonofabitch football player in all my life.
- 'Squash' Bernstein: Boss, if you didn't want the guys to call you queer, you became a rough tough sonofabitchin' football player.”

James Garner - King Marchand
Alex Karras - Squash' Bernstein

“- Lucia DeLury: Vagina, vagina, vagina. Does that word do anything for you?
- Bill Truitt: I don't think it does much for anyone, gay or straight.”
Lisa Kudrow - Lucia DeLury
Martin Donovan - Bill Truitt

“- Gay Boy: Want some honey?
- Wes Block: I don't eat sweets.”
Jonathan Sachar - Gay Boy
Clint Eastwood - Wes Block

“- Andrew: That drag queen is amazing, huh Billy? He totally looks like a woman.
- Billy: Ok, I need to know that his penis is large enough to sustain this relationship.”
Christopher Bradley - Andrew
Sean Hayes - Billy Collier

“How can I put this delicately? It's just that I'm not really in the vagina business.”

Stephen Fry - Peter Morton

“- Emily Montgomery: Are you really gay?
- Howard Brackett: Hmm-hmm...
- Emily Montgomery: Was there... any other time you might've told me this? I'm wearing a weddingdress, which you picked out!”
Joan Cusack - Emily Montgomery
Kevin Kline - Howard Brackett

“- 'Squash' Bernstein: In one fell swoop you've changed my whole life.
- King Marchand: It wasn't that kind of swoop.
- 'Squash' Bernstein: Listen, if a guy like you can have the guts to admit that he's gay, then so can I. You've made me very happy!”
Alex Karras - Squash' Bernstein
James Garner - King Marchand

“A reformed drunk, on her knees at church begging, you know, Jesus, Mary and Joseph, and every goddamn saint in Heaven to forgive her for giving birth to Cruella De Fag, you know.”

Philip Seymour Hoffman - Rusty

“- Archibald Cunningham: It is years, Your Grace, since I buggered a boy... And in my own defense, I must add, I thought him a girl at the moment of entry.
- Duke of Argyll: Do you hear that, Will? Young Cunningham here was unable to tell arse from quim. What say you to that?
- Will Guthrie: I've heard that many Englishmen have that same difficulty.”
Tim Roth - Cunningham
Andrew Keir - Argyll

- Reggie: You know, your son looks like a fag to me.
- Anita McCambridge: I beg your pardon?
- Reggie: You better get re-married again, or he's gonna have someone's cock in his mouth before you can say "Jack Robinson".
Paul Newman - Reggie
Kathryn Walker - Anita McCambridge

“Are you one of those - oh, what are they called - homosexuals?”

Coral Browne - Alice Hargreaves

“- Paul Hackett: Excuse me. Could you - it's okay - could you help me? Please help me.
- Street Pickup: What do you want me to do?
- Paul Hackett: Where do you live? Can you take me - can you take me home?
- Street Pickup: There's certain things that I - I - I will not do. I'm telling you in advance.”
Griffin Dunne - Paul Hackett
Robert Plunket - Street Pickup

“Oh my God, a gay black republican. Now I've seen everything!”

Andre Braugher - Flip

“- John Gray: I loved him.
- Robbie Ross: Well, now he's fallen in love.
- John Gray: I'm halfway to hellfire and I'm not joking.
- Robbie Ross: Someone else was a carpenter's son. I've given in and become a Catholic. I find confession wonderfully consoling.
- John Gray: I can't go to confession when I want to kill Bosie... and myself...”
Ioan Gruffudd - John Gray
Michael Sheen - Robbie Ross

“Now for years and years and years people in my hometown were telling me I was a freak because of my sexual orientation, until I came to San Francisco, and I found a community of freaks just like me. We stood together. We stood together! And it took a long time. But we finally forced this one tiny spot of the universe, the Castro, to realise that...” (continue)(continue reading)
Donal Logue - Bobbi Campbell