Homosexuality quotes

“Kissing a girl once doesn't make me a lesbian, does it?”
Andrea Baker - Office Intern

“- Craig Jones: Oh, that's just Money Mike, little Lucky Charms, micro-mini pimp.
- Damon: Yeah, that nigga look magically delicious. ”

Ice Cube - Craig Jones
Terry Crews - Damon

“- Val Goldman: Uh, Dad, could we maybe hire a straight maid for this evening?
- Armand Goldman: There are no straight maids in South Beach.”
Dan Futterman - Val Goldman
Robin Williams - Armand Goldman

“- Jan: Everyone comes to see you ladies anyway.
- Missy Pantone: 'Cause we're such fine athletes.
- Jan: Oh, live with it! You'll be fighting off major oglers while we're defending our sexuality.”

Nathan West - Jan
Eliza Dushku - Missy Pantone

“I have something to say. I'm not going to wait for Wadsworth here to unmask me. I work for the State Department, and I'm a homosexual. I feel no personal shame or guilt about this, but I must keep it a secret, or I will lose my job on security grounds.”
Michael McKean - Mr. Green

“He lives inside of his own heart. That's an awful big place to live in.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Karl Childers

“I don't know what the world has come into: women in love with buggers and buggers in love with womanizers.”
Jonathan Pryce - Lytton Strachey

“If I say Los Angeles has become, over the years, a mecca for homosexual migration, I am in the right. But look at what I am saying. I am making it sound like faggots are nomadic if not predatory miscreants who have some implied need to move around. I am also likening of the Muslims, or Muslims to them. Whereas saying LA is filled with faggots is...” (continue)(continue reading)
Ryan Phillippe - Mr. Parker

“- Dirk: I'd just like to say that I've got a problem with you all accepting my homosexuality without question. No wonder my suppressed heterosexual side is in a spin all the time. You all thought I was gay even when I was fucking straight!
- Danny: Dirk, we think it's great, man.
- Dirk: What's so fucking great about being a poofter, Danny?”
Francis McMahon - Dirk
Noah Taylor - Danny

“- Oscar Novak: I'm never going to have sex again!
- Peter Steinberg: Oh, of course you will. Just maybe not with a woman.”
Matthew Perry - Oscar Novak
Oliver Platt - Peter Steinberg

- Victoria Grant: Nana Lanu, who's she?
- Carole "Toddy" Todd: The last woman I slept with.
- Victoria Grant: When was that?
- Carole "Toddy" Todd: The night before the morning I decided to become a homosexual.
Julie Andrews - Victoria Grant
Robert Preston - Carole "Toddy" Todd

“- Stokely: You know, you were right about me. I don't have any friends and I like it that way. Being lesbian is just my security.
- Marybeth: Security against what?
- Stokely: People like you.”
Clea DuVall - Stokely 'Stokes' Mitchell
Laura Harris - Marybeth Louise Hutchinson

“- Romy White: Swear to God, sometimes I wish I was a lesbian.
- Michele Weinberger: Do you want to try to have sex sometime just to see if we are?
- Romy White: What? Yeah, right, Michelle. Just the idea of having sex with another woman creeps me out. But if we're not married by the time we're 30, ask me again.”
Mira Sorvino - Romy White
Lisa Kudrow - Michele Weinberger

“Gay weddings are so cool. You could have a totally kitschy reception.”
Maddie Corman - Beth

“I remembered why I opened the door to women in the first place: to not limit the likelihood of finding that one person who'd complement me so completely.”
Joey Lauren Adams - Alyssa Jones

“- Deedee: Emma said some things. First, she said I married you and had a family with you because I knew I wasn't good enough to go professional as a ballet dancer. That wasn't true. But... she also said I had a child with you to prove that you were straight. That was sort of true.
- Wayne: I know.
- Deedee: You... you do?
- Wayne: Yeah. I guess...” (continue)(continue reading)
Shirley MacLaine - Deedee
Tom Skerritt - Wayne

- Harry Mitchell: Your grandmother said that to me once. "The greatest explorers", she said, "are the explorers of the human heart.".
- Jeff Mitchell: Is that why she became a dyke?
- Harry Mitchell: Your grandmother was not a dyke!
- Jeff Mitchell: She was licking Aunt Mary's pussy for forty years, what else do you call it?
Jack Thompson - Harry Mitchell
Russell Crowe - Jeff Mitchell

“- Miranda: So, I was seeing this guy and he's a devil worshiper, right? Well, he's a hairdresser really, but he devil-worships on the side. And we booked this dumb tour because, you know, he likes ghosts, dead gerbils, that kind of thing... and he ran off with this Bhuddist monk! I mean, how I was supposed to know he was gay? So what about you,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jennifer Tilly - Miranda
Peter Gallagher - Brother Tony

“I was a lesbian once at school, but only for about fifteen minutes.”
Kristin A. Scott Thomas - Fiona - Wedding One

“- Andy Dufresne: I have no enemieshere.
- Ellis Boyd 'Red' Redding: Yeah? Wait a while. Word gets around. The Sisters have taken quite a likin' to you. Especially Boggs.
- Andy Dufresne: I don't suppose it would help if I told them that I'm not homosexual.
- Ellis Boyd 'Red' Redding: Neither are they. You have to be human first. They don't...” (continue)(continue reading)
Tim Robbins - Andy Dufresne
Morgan Freeman - Ellis Boyd 'Red' Redding

To the Turks, everything is "shurla burla", which means "like this, like that". You never know what will happen. All foreigners are "ayip", they're considered dirty. So is homosexuality, it's a big crime here, but most of them do it every chance they get.
Brad Davis - Billy Hayes

“- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: I was wondering if you'd like to go out sometime, grab some dinner, maybe?
- Vampira: You mean a date? I thought you were a fag.
- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: No, no, I'm just a transvestite.”
Johnny Depp - Ed Wood
Lisa Marie - Vampira

“You've put me off women. I'm gay now. And not just a little gay-full on, Liberace gay.”

French Stewart - Seth Winnick

“I always said, if I had to fuck a guy... I mean had to, if my life depended on it... I'd fuck Elvis.”
Christian Slater - Clarence Worley

“Sodomy, you make think it really odd of me
But I enjoy the act of sodomy
You may call the wrath of God on me
But if you tried it then you might agree
That you enjoy the act of sodomy.”

Stuart Devenie - Sebastian