Homosexuality quotes

“- Alison: Is that the waiter? Hello...
- Madeline: No, that's just a gay guy without a jacket.”
Camryn Manheim - Alison
Nora Dunn - Madeline

“- Judith: Have you ever fantasized about having sex with any man, any man at all?
- J.D.: Does that include celebrities?”
Amanda Peet - Judith
Jack Black - J.D.

“- Lex: Just because she's a female gynecologist, doesn't mean she's a lesbian. And even if she was, at least my mom didn't give birth to me while she was on LSD.
- Trip: 'Shrooms!”
Giuseppe Andrews - Lex
James DeBello - Trip

“- Jay: What do you get when you cross one million lesbians and the million man march?
- Wendell: Two million mother-fuckers who don't do dick.”
Bernie Mac - Jay
Wendell Pierce - Wendell

“- James Whale: There was a time when this place was full of pricks. Big, hard, arrogant pricks.
- Clayton Boone: Enough already. Isn't it bad enough that you tell me you're a fucking homo? You have to rub it in my face?”
Sir Ian McKellen - James Whale
Brendan Fraser - Clayton Boone

“- Wally Terzinsky: Doctor, why do those types keep thinking that I'm one of them?
- Psychiatrist: Well, Wally, because you are one of them. You are gay. You are gay. You are a homosexual. The opposite of straight, you're gay. I know it. Your family knows it. Dogs know it! Everyone seems to know it except you.”
Scott Thompson - Wally Terzinsky
Dave Foley - Psychiatrist

“- Mabel Stanley: Frederic, you're not gay, are you?
- Frederic: No!
- Mabel Stanley: The way you and the Pirate King get around in those rather feminine, pleated shirts and all that leather.”
Kristy McNichol - Mabel Stanley
Christopher Atkins - Frederic

“- Stretch: Your actual purpose is not as you believe to marry Labia, but to reveal your true homosexuality.
- Hercules: Homosexual?”
Des Mangan - Hercules

“- Murray: Your man Christian is a cake boy!
- Cher, Dionne: A what?
- Murray: He's a disco-dancing, Oscar Wilde-reading, Streisand ticket-holding friend of Dorothy, know what I'm saying?”
Donald Adeosun Faison - Murray
Alicia Silverstone - Cher
Stacey Dash - Dionne

“Hi. This is my new girlfriend Agnes. We're gonna go fuck.”
Alexandra Dahlström - Elin Olsson

“Wake up Lucky Charm! I like my fish fresh and squirming.”
Terry Crews - Damon

“- Anna Bronski: What's that on your coat?
- Sasha: Oh, it's the newest fashion in occupied Warsaw. Jews wear yellow stars, homosexuals wear pink triangles.
- Anna Bronski: Sasha! How awful for you!
- Sasha: I hate it.
- Anna Bronski: Now listen, they're rounding up Jews. Are they rounding up...?
- Sasha: No, no, so far, so good. Now, don't wait...” (continue)(continue reading)
Anne Bancroft - Anna Bronski
James 'Gypsy' Haake - Sasha

“- Janice: When did you first feel that you were...
- Jane: A lesbian? It's okay, you can say it without becoming one.”
Stockard Channing - Janice
Ellen Muth - Jane

“- Arnold B. Epstein: Why do you think I'm a homosexual?
- Eugene Morris Jerome: I guess it's because you never talk about girls.
- Arnold B. Epstein: I never talk about dogs either. Does that make me a cocker spaniel?”
Corey Parker - Arnold B. Epstein
Matthew Broderick - Eugene Morris Jerome

“My ex-wife left me for another woman.”
Woody Allen - Isaac

“I don't need to know nothing about women when I got a mom, a cat, nine sisters and a gayuncle.”
Anthony Anderson - Tony

“- Jamie Gangel: How do you know it's a gay bar?
- Sandra Gangel: Cos it's got a bloody great pink neon arse outside of it!”
Glen Berry - Jamie Gangel
Linda Henry - Sandra Gangel

“- Vaughan Cunningham: Homosexual. I like men sexually.
- Karl: Not funny ha-ha, funnyqueer.
- Vaughan Cunningham: Well that's a very offensive way to put it.”
John Ritter - Vaughan Cunningham
Billy Bob Thornton - Karl Childers

“- Stifler: How many girls did you sleep with this year?
- Jessica: Wouldn't you like to know.
- Stifler: Fuck yeah I would.”
Seann William Scott - Stifler
Natasha Lyonne - Jessica

“- Guy on the Street: Hey big guy, you hear the news, my son Billy got the lead in his school musical.
- Hank: Well I guess he likes the cock after all.”
Googy Gress - Guy on the Street
Jim Carrey - Hank

“- BBC Reporter: So you're saying you're bisexual?
- Young Man: I like boys. I like girls. They're all great. No difference, is there?”
Damian Suchet - BBC Reporter
Wash Westmoreland - Young Man

“Honey, I'm black and I'm gay. They hate me way more than they'll hate you.”
RuPaul - Jimmy

- Todd Bentley: Are you like in love with him dude?
- John "Griff" Griffith: I've never been more sure of anything.
Niklaus Lange - Todd Bentley
Daniel Chilson - John "Griff" Griffith

“- John Dixon: I didn't take you for a football fan.
- Steven Carter: I'm not.
- John Dixon: What do you mean, not a... oh.”

Brad Gorton - John Dixon
Ben Silverstone - Steven Carter

“- Jamie: This is terrible. I can't believe this happened.
- Russ: Most humiliating experience of my life!
- Jamie: This is awful. This is the suckiest thing that could ever happen! The whole school thinks we're... gay!
- Russ: Don't be such a twerp! Our past histories speak for themselves. No one's going to think we're gay.”
Thomas Ballatore - Jamie
Skip Lackey - Russ