House quotes

“Oh my God... what a fabulous room. Are all these your guitars? God, this place is bigger than our whole apartment.”

Jenny Wright - American Groupie

“The reason there's a question mark on my front door is just in case I forget my address.”
Leslie William Nielsen

“Doesn’t he know any place else where he can go at night? There must be hotels or motels.”

Alan Ladd On Bing Crosby

“You cannot have one bathroom. And it don't matter how much you love your wife and everything, 'cause you wind up with no room at all. You just get a little corner, and you've got a toothbrush and your paste and a shaving brush and a razor.”
Sir Michael Caine

“This house has many hearts.”

Zelda Rubinstein - Tangina

“The buildings looked so fake I was amazed to see that the facades had backs to them [. . .] It is a silly city.
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John Boorman

“- Robin: Batman, woah!
- Batman: You're darn right, woah!
- Robin: Wait, does Batman live in Bruce Wayne's basement?
- Batman: No, Bruce Wayne lives in Batman's attic.”
Michael Cera - Robin
Will Arnett - Batman

“- Edith: What about my dreams?
- Dewey Cox: Edith, I told you, I can't build you a candy house! It will fall apart, the sun will melt the candy, it won't work!”
Kristen Wiig - Edith
John C. Reilly - Dewey Cox

“- Harold: It's my manor!
- Parky: Not anymore Harold, they're taking it away from you.”
Bob Hoskins - Harold
Dave King - Parky

“It's been 30 years since we've had fresh souls in the Dagmar house...”
Monte Markham - Dave McCabe

“What if someone conspired for us to be in this house?”
Chris J. Murray - Ryan

“That's the house where it all started. He walked it's hallways. Hide in it's closets. Dreamed in it's bedrooms. Helped his mother in the kitchen. Watched TV in the living room with his dad. Played in his sisters bedroom. Then one day he picked up a knife and he never put it down again.”
Haig Sutherland - Aron

“- Danny Muldoon: I'll pick you up at seven. Where do you live?
- Theresa Luna: Here.
- Danny Muldoon: With the stiffs?
- Theresa Luna: My father and I have an apartment upstairs.”
John Candy - Danny Muldoon
Ally Sheedy - Theresa Luna

“- Dana Cummings: What is this place?
- Christian Wolff: Panamerica Airstream, 34ft 7inches long, 8ft 5 inches wide. Dimensions which are perfectly adequate for one person. Preferable, even.
- Dana Cummings: This is where you live?
- Christian Wolff: No, I don't live here, this is a storage unit, that would be weird.”
Anna Kendrick - Dana Cummings
Ben Affleck - Christian Wolff

“- Nancy: You know what?
- Moocher: No, what?
- Nancy: I'm leaving home, that's what.
- Moocher: What? Where are you going?
- Nancy: About 5 blocks south.”
Amy Wright - Nancy
Jackie Earle Haley - Moocher

“- Diane: They denied our claim again.
- Steve Freeling: What?
- Diane: I told you we never should have said the house vanished into the air.”
JoBeth Williams - Diane Freeling
Craig T. Nelson - Steve Freeling

“- Moonie Pottie: Why can't I just be alone?
- Francis Pottie: All right, Moonei, go to your room!
- Moonie Pottie: I don't have a room! I sleep in the hall, remember?”
Liane Balaban - Moonie Pottie
Nicholas Campbell - Francis Pottie

“Fuck you, Ryan! I wanted to stay at mom's!”

Dan Gill - Mike

“Dad knew how to build a house, not a home.”
Keanu Reeves - Alex Wyler

“- Josh Kovacs: The average apartment in the Tower costs 5.6 million dollars. We have the best views, the most advanced security systems, but you know what these people are really buying?
- Rick Malloy: White neighbors?”
Ben Stiller - Josh Kovacs

“- Tripp: Am I getting advice from my two loser buddies who still live at home?
- Ace: Actually, I own my home.
- Demo: What?
- Tripp: No, you don't.
- Ace: I bought it a couple of years ago from my mom. That way, she has a place to live and I don't get nailed on the inheritance tax.”
Matthew McConaughey - Tripp
Justin Bartha - Ace
Bradley Cooper - Demo

“There's too many rules in this house.”
Mickey Rourke - Michael Bosworth

“Hugh and Renee never had children. They all died at birth. And a few years later, Renee passed away and Crain became a total recluse. But he kept on building. Building room upon room as if he was building for the familiy he would never have. No one had seen Crain for years. But the townspeople said they could hear sounds coming from the old...” (continue)(continue reading)

Liam Neeson - Dr. David Marrow

“I don't live at home. I live above the garage. It's a whole separate dwelling; I've got my own phone line.”
Matthew Lillard - Larry

“I barely leave my cage, my house.”
Kim Coates