House quotes

“- Corey Woods: It's like the Adventures of Link. He has to find Zelda, you have to find a house. Same difference!
- Haley: Boy, is that sexist.
- Corey Woods: It's not sexist! It's... romantic.”
Fred Savage - Corey Woods
Jenny Lewis - Haley

“- April O'Neill: I'm going to find an apartment. I have an idea we're going to be here for a long time.
- Leonardo: An apartment?
- Michaelangelo: Do they have apartments in Japan?
- Raphael: Do I look like a real estate agent?
- Leonardo: What about condos?”
Paige Turco - April O'Neil
Brian Tochi - Leonardo
Robbie Rist - Michaelangelo
Tim Kelleher - Raphael

“- Ron Grady: You telling me you moved into that big white house with bars on the window?
- Jesse Walsh: Yeah, what about it?
- Ron Grady: Shit. You can tell your old man he's a real chump.
- Jesse Walsh: What are you talking about now, Grady?
- Ron Grady: Some chick was locked in there by her mother and she went crazy. She watched her boyfriend...” (continue)(continue reading)
Robert Rusler - Ron Grady
Mark Patton - Jesse Walsh

“- Capt. Bob Hyde: You never told me that you were this close to the beach.
- Sally Hyde: I wanted to surprise you.
- Capt. Bob Hyde: You're full of surprises.”
Bruce Dern - Capt. Bob Hyde
Jane Seymour Fonda - Sally Hyde

“- Amy: Do you mind if I ask you why you're selling? I mean, you've done so much to this place. You've obviously put your heart in it.
- Patty Palmer: No, not really. It was just an investment.”
Barbara Tyson - Amy
Melanie Griffith - Patty Palmer

“- Judy: What's the difference in possessed and haunted?
- Angela: A haunted house is a house with ghosts in it, the spirits of people who've died, but the spirits living in a house possessed never existed in human form. They've only existed in spirit form. They're pure evil. They're demons!”
Cathy Podewell - Judy
Amelia Kinkade - Angela