House quotes

“Do you wanna come inside my house? Do you wanna show me things I've never seen before? I don't wanna tie you down, I just wanna tie you up. Do you wanna come inside my house?”

Jenny Lewis - Rita Faldes

“- Harrison: You haven't been outside this house in days.
- Jessica: I thought this is where you wanted me - looking decorative, waiting for the suitors to call.”
Brian Dennehy - Harrison
Sigrid Thornton - Jessica

“If I die and go to hell, it'll look like my parents' house.”
Charlie Sheen - David Ackerman

“A blender? I mean, what is this? 1958? Give the little wife a blender?”
Kimberly Williams-Paisley - Annie Banks

“- Mrs. Mary Smiling: Of course you may stay here as long as you like. But I expect you should want to find some work to earn enough for a flat of your own.
- Flora Poste: Work! What kind of work?
- Mrs. Mary Smiling: Oh, it's been ages since I've done any, but there must be something that would do... bookkeeping... beekeeping...”
Joanna Lumley - Mrs. Mary Smiling
Kate Beckinsale - Flora Poste

“- Tyler: [to Elliot] Douche bag.
- Mary: [hits him on the head] No 'douche bag' talk in my house!”
C. Thomas Howell - Tyler
Dee Wallace - Mary

“- Audrey: All I ever wanted was you and a sweet little house.
- Seymour Krelborn: Oh Audrey, you're the most wondeful person that ever lived. We're gonna get that little house and everything's gonna be alright.”
Ellen Greene - Audrey
Rick Moranis - Seymour Krelborn

“- Nick Charles: I want to know something about apartment 25C. What I want to know is, how long did Rainbow Benny live in that apartment?
- Greek Janitor: No long. He's move in last night at seven and he's a dead at ten.”
William Powell - Nick Charles
Harry Burns - Greek Janitor

All I care about is getting out of the Vista View apartments, because there ain't no 'vista', there ain't no "view", and there certainly ain't no vista of no view.
Tyra Ferrell - Rhonda Deane

“- Brenda: Chris I'm begging you, it's really scary here. I've just seen three people shoot up, a bald Chinese lady with no pants on, and there's this old guy outside who wants his bedroom slippers!
- Old Man: [banging on telephone booth] Get out of my house!
- Brenda: [kicks out a small box and the guy's slippers] You just moved!”

Penelope Ann Miller - Brenda
John Dee - Old Man

We could sell this house in a second. It's the “Leave It to Beaver” house that everybody wants.
Steve Martin - George Banks

“- Jane Goodale: Do we have to share a bathroom?
- Eddie Alden: Oh no, I never ever use the bathroom.”

Ashley Judd - Jane Goodale
Hugh Jackman - Eddie Alden

“- Two-Bit Matthews: Shoot, this house ain't dirty. You ought to see my house.
- Ponyboy Curtis: I have and if you had the sense of a billy goat, you'd clean your house up 'stead of bummin' 'round ours.
- Two-Bit Matthews: Shoot, kid, if I did that, my mom would die of shock.”
Emilio Estevez - Two-Bit Matthews
C. Thomas Howell - Ponyboy Curtis

“- Grace Stewart: You say you know this house well?
- Mrs. Bertha Mills: Like the back of my hand, that is assuming the walls haven't sprouted legs and moved in the meantime.
- Grace Stewart: The only thing that moves here is the light, but it changes everything.”
Nicole Kidman - Grace Stewart
Fionnula Flanagan - Mrs. Bertha Mills

“- Anna Crowley: This is my house, too. I want to help.
- Walter Fielding: Do you have a gun?”
Shelley Lee Long - Anna Crowley
Tom Hanks - Walter Fielding

“- Louis Stevens: I got a roof over my head. That's all I need right now.
- Silverio: I'll tell you what. You come work for me and train my guys, and I'll give you a roof over your head like you wouldn't believe.”
Mark Dacascos - Louis Stevens
Paco Christian Prieto - Silverio

“It's gonna take a lot of Bon Ami to make this place livable.”

Diana Scarwid - Bess Truman

“- Alice: We don't even have an apartment. How can we have a dinner party?
- Charlotte: Well, its another incentive to get one.”
Chloë Sevigny - Alice
Kate Beckinsale - Charlotte

“The house doesn't care what's fair, who lives or dies. Know why? 'Cause it's a fucking house!”
Chris Kattan - Pritchett

“I thought maybe this might be your minimalist period.”

John Heard - Charles

“Not much of a house. Just right for not much of a donkey.”
Peter Cullen - Eeyore

“- G.P. Myerson: Just call that real estate dame and tell her to rent it out.
- Mrs. Myerson: Yes dear, immediately.
- G.P. Myerson: Tell her no kids, no pets, no democrats.”
Ned Beatty - G.P. Myerson
Anne Haney - Mrs. Myerson

“What's so hard about finding an apartment? What you do is look in the obituary section. You see who died, find out where they lived, and tip the doorman.”
Billy Crystal - Harry Burns

“Be it ever so humble, there's no place like a three-and-a-half million dollar home!”
George Segal - Barry

“- Roger Murtaugh: That's downtown L.A. How would you like to have a house up here?
- Martin Riggs: Well, it would be okay on the three days of the year when you can actually see it!”
Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs