House quotes

“- Jim Evers: Honey, you know they have dead people in the backyard.
- Sara Evers: Well, some people have swimming pools, others have private cemeteries. It can happen.”

Eddie Murphy - Jim Evers
Marsha Thomason - Sara Evers

“We checked them all. We checked the monkey house, the reptile house, the giraffe house. We even checked the outhouse.”
David Paymer - Agent Wooly

“Every radish I ever pulled up seemed to have a mortgage attached to it.”

Ed Wynn

“Why don't you go haunt a house? Rattle some chains or something.”

Whoopi Goldberg - Oda Mae Brown

“- Joe Roberts: Were you thinking of living?
- Mr. Roberts: There's a trailer park over on Bright's. They got a pretty good deal there.
- Maria: It's nice there. They have a vegetable garden in the back where you can rent a plot. Grow your own.”

David Morse - Joe Roberts
Charles Bronson - Mr. Roberts
Valeria Golino - Maria

- Luke: Maybe Hugh Crain was a horrible monster that drove her to it.
- Eleanor "Nell" Vance: Monster? But he built this house with the woman he loved, like the Taj Mahal.
- Theo: The Taj Mahal wasn't a palace, it was a tomb. And equally overdone.

Owen Wilson - Luke Sanderson
Lili Taylor - Nell

“I don't wear pants at my house, I'm not wearing them in your house. Sorry.”

David Spade - Marcus Higgins

Since there's a water scarcity on the island, we kind of abide by the “if it’s yellow let it mellow, if it’s brown flush it down” policy.

Dustin Hoffman - Bernie Focker

“- To-Bel: I love what you've done with your home.
- Clare Lipkin: Oh, well, my late husband liked the idea of an English manor, trapped inside an Italian villa, and me trapped right along with it.”
Arnetia Walker - To-Bel
Jacqueline Bisset - Clare Lipkin

“This is not my beautiful house. This is not my beautiful wife. Anymore.”
Johnny Depp - Mort Rainey

“- Edward Cullen: What did you expect, coffins and dungeons and moats?
- Bella Swan: No, not the moats.
- Edward Cullen: Not the moats.”
Robert Pattinson - Edward Cullen
Kristen Stewart - Bella Swan

“- Lawanda Dumore: What is that man doing?
- Ben Healy: I'm 'Big' Ben Healy. I live here.
- Lawanda Dumore: You live in that tree?”

Laraine Newman - Lawanda Dumore
John Ritter - Ben Healy

“- Allison French: I'm afraid all the time.
- Virgil Cole: Of what?
- Allison French: Everything.
- Virgil Cole: Like what? Hmm?
- Allison French: Like being alone. Like being with the wrong man. Not having any money, a place to live.”
Renee Zellweger - Allison French
Ed Harris - Virgil Cole

“- Exterminator: Bats aren't what I worry about in this house anyway.
- Judy Shepherd: What would you worry about?
- Exterminator: Well, personally, I wouldn't want to live in a house where someone was murdered.”
James Handy - Exterminator
Kirsten Dunst - Judy Shepherd

- Meg Altman: Get out of my house!
- Sarah Altman: Say fuck!
- Meg Altman: Fuck!
- Sarah Altman: Mom! "Get the fuck out of my house!".
- Meg Altman: Get the fuck out of my house!

Jodie Foster - Meg Altman
Kristen Stewart - Sarah Altman

“We are men who still live at home. We're not here to apologize about who we are, how we do it, or who we live with. I'm looking around this table, hombres, and I see three winners, huh? And to every one of those out there who sees something different, I say bring it on, 'cause it's gonna take a stick of dynamite to get me out of my parents' house.”
Matthew McConaughey - Tripp

“They're lying. These people are completely pathological. They took a 1/2 year's rent from me, and they said I never paid them. They evicted me, they slandered me, they totally destroyed my credit. They physically assaulted me. They threatened my life. And now this. These people are parasites.”
Michael Keaton - Carter Hayes

“- Mikaela Banes: You live with your momma?
- Simmons: No, my momma lives with me. There's a big difference.”
Megan Fox - Mikaela Banes
John Turturro - Agent Simmons

“What are you doing in there? Did you break into my house just to pee?”

Paula Garcés - Francesca

“- Ruth Anne 'Bone' Boatwright: I didn't hear you.
- Glen Waddell: Don't you sass me. Don't you dare sass me. You think just 'cause your aunt died, you can talk to me like that? You're in my house, now. I am the boss of my house. Do you understand that?”

Jena Malone - Ruth Anne 'Bone' Boatwright
Ron Eldard - Glen Waddell

“- Meredith: I'll tell you what I don't want. I don't want all this calculated artificiality. This dress, these stupid little bows in my hair, they aren't me. I mean, look at you. You... you don't sit around your house in an Armani suit, do you?
- Trent: No. My house is black-tie.”
Gillian Anderson - Meredith
Jon Stewart - Trent

“- Cecil Sweeney: My house. Do you think this is a sign?
- Lou Benzoa: Yeah, it's a sign your house is gone.”
Andrew McCarthy - Cecil Sweeney
Tara Spencer-Nairn - Lou Benzoa

- David's Mom: When your father was here, I used to think, "This was it. This is the way it was always going to be. I had the right house. I had the right car. I had the right life."
- David: There is no right house. There is no right car.
Jane Kaczmarek - David's Mom
Tobey Maguire - David

“- Kathy Lutz: I just wish that... all those people hadn't died here. I mean... A guy kills his whole family. Doesn't that bother you?
- George Lutz: Sure, but... houses don't have memories.”
Margot Kidder - Kathy Lutz
James Brolin - George Lutz

“- John Robie: Why don't you own a place like this?
- Frances Stevens: Palaces are for royalty. We're just common people with a bank account.”

Cary Grant - John Robie
Grace Kelly - Frances Stevens