House quotes
181 house quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Blood Work
- From the movie: American Psycho
“- Christie: You have a really nice place here, Paul. How much did you pay for it?
- Patrick Bateman: Well, actually, that's none of your business, Christie. But I can assure you, it certainly wasn't cheap.” - From the movie: Failure to Launch
- From the movie: Topper Returns
“- Lillian - the Housekeeper: I'm the housekeeper!
- Bob: Fine way to keep house. Women screaming. Bogeymen jumping out of windows. If I had a house like this, I wouldn't want to keep it.” - From the movie: Roman Holiday
- From the movie: Unforgiven
“You know, he don't have a straight angle in that whole god-damned porch, or the whole house for that matter. He is the worst damn carpenter.”
- From the movie: Clean and Sober
“- Darryl Poynter: I want you to leave now.
- Lenny: Fuck you.
- Darryl Poynter: Fuck me? Fuck me? No, fuck you asshole! You're in my house now! So you get the fuck out!” - From the movie: Beauty and the Beast
- From the movie: Showtime
“- Chase Renzi: This is your house?
- Det. Mitch Preston: No, this is my batcave. There's a tunnel in the garage that leads to my mansion in Beverly Hills.” - From the movie: Secret Window
“It's a beautiful house. I like it. Hell, I love it. That's why I bought it.”
- From the movie: Pacific Heights
“- Drake Goodman: You have to remember this is an investment, Patty. You can't afford to do everything at once.
- Patty Palmer: It's not just an investment - it's our home.” - From the movie: 2 Fast 2 Furious
“- Bilkins:I thought you weren't supposed to go more than 100 yards away from your home.
- Roman:Why you think I'm parked so close to the derby?” - From the movie: Failure to Launch
“- Sue: We were good parents and now we're supposed to be done!
- Male BBQ Guest #1: Hey, I don't blame my kid for stayin'. Our place is much nicer than anything he can afford.
- Male BBQ Guest #2: Well, our son's a flight attendant. He travels so much, it doesn't make any sense to have his own apartment.
- Female BBQ Guest: Plus, he has a lot of...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Deck the Halls
“I want my house to be seen from space!”
- From the movie: Two Weeks Notice
“You realize, I can actually move from one side of this apartment to the other in 6 seconds?”
- From the movie: Step Brothers
“- Brennan Huff: This house is a fucking prison!
- Dale Doback: On Planet Bullshit!
- Brennan Huff: In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!” - From the movie: The Curse of the Jade Scorpion
“The house is messy. If I knew you were coming I'd have had the maid rearrange the dirt.”
- From the movie: Moving
“- Realtor: You may want to decorate this house differently.
- Arlo Pear: Oh yes, we'd get bigger penises.” - From the movie: Ishtar
“I lived with my mother until I was thirty-two.”
- From the movie: Home Alone 4
“- Kevin McCallister: Robbers were trying to rip off your house!
- Natalie: So you chose to trash it?
- Kevin McCallister: No I was trying to protect it!
- Natalie: By trashing it?” - From the movie: It's a Wonderful Life
“It's deep in the race for a man to want his own roof and walls and fireplace.”
- From the movie: E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
“- Tyler: Douche bag.
- Mary: No 'douche bag' talk in my house!” “- Sabina: Don't you ever spend the night at the woman's place?
- Tomas: Never!”- From the movie: Shallow Grave
“- Alex Law: It's not every day I find a story in my own flat.
- Juliet Miller: It's not a story, Alex. It's a corpse.” - From the movie: The Amityville Horror
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