Insult quotes

“- May-Alice Culhane: Did they tell you I was a bitch?
- Chantelle: On wheels.”
Mary McDonnell - May-Alice Culhane
Alfre Woodard - Chantelle

“The guy comes into my world and calls me an asshole!”
Jamie Harrold - Steven

“- Andrew Kempster: What kind of dumb name is Mimi Siku?
- Jan Kempster: Don't be rude. He probably thinks Andrew is a dumb name.
- Andrew Kempster: So do I.”
Frankie J. Galasso - Andrew Kempster
Valerie Mahaffey - Jan Kempster

“- Henry 'Razor' Sharp: You remember the first thing you said to me? I did.
- Louis 'Lightning' Conlon: I said you looked like a garbage salesman come to take out the trash.”
Sylvester Stallone - Henry 'Razor' Sharp
Alan Arkin - Louis 'Lightning' Conlon

“- Peter Fallow: Caroline, you devil.
- Caroline Heftshank: Peter, you pig!”
Bruce Willis - Peter Fallow
Beth Broderick - Caroline Heftshank

“- John Moss: C'mon where are you staying? the Plaza... the Regiun... c'mon where?
- Nick Lang: I'm staying with you.
- John Moss: Maybe when my asshole learns to chew gum.”
James Woods - John Moss
Michael J. Fox - Nick Lang

“- Amsterdam Vallon: I've been called a lot of things, mister... but I've never been called...?
- McGloin: Fiddeling bends.
- Amsterdam Vallon: Fiddeling bends. Right. If I knew what in the hell that meant... I might be inclined to take offense.”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Amsterdam Vallon
Gary Lewis - McGloin

“It's all right. I'm sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right, Mr... Poopy Pants?”
Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin

“- Anne Boleyn: Do you feel as awful as you look? You know, in France, no woman would allow herself to get in such a state.
- Mary Boleyn: Why did you come Anne, if all you desire is to torment me?
- Anne Boleyn: Perhaps now you know how it feels: to be deceived by your sister.”
Natalie Portman - Anne Boleyn
Scarlett Johansson - Mary Boleyn

“- Dieter Perez: You are one son of a bitch.
- Professor Lowe: Soon to be, a rich son of a bitch.”
Robert A. Silverman - Dieter Perez
Jonathan Potts - Professor Lowe

“Hey, Stoker, I'm talkin' to you... Or do you go by Stroker now, because I hear that's what your mom been doing... to your uncle. Have you been getting in on that?”

Lucas Till - Pitts

“- Gianni Franco: Say something.
- The Punisher: Fuck you.”
Jeroen Krabbé - Gianni Franco
Dolph Lundgren - Frank Castle, The Punisher

“- Silas P. Silas: You're an asshole.
- Dean Carl Cain: Did you just call me an asshole?
- Jamal King: No I said idiot.
- Dean Carl Cain: An idiot.
- Jeffery: No sir, no sir, I...
- Dean Carl Cain: What did you say?
- Jeffery: I said that this school has nice halls.”
Method Man - Silas P. Silas
Obba Babatundé - Dean Carl Cain
Redman - Jamal King
Justin Urich - Jeffrey

- Smiley: Fuck you, Perry.
- Perry Tyson: That's right Smiley, "fuck you" covers just about everything!
Hervé Villechaize - Smiley
Richard Tyson - Perry Tyson

“- Maggie Bess: Bobby, don't call your sister a slut.
- Kathy Kriticos: Thank you, Maggie.
- Maggie Bess: I prefer the term 'bitch'.”
Rah Digga - Maggie Bess
Shannon Elizabeth - Kathy Kriticos

“Inspector Brunel, what a pain in the derrière you're being.”
Gordon Jackson - Dr. Johnson

“- Marcy Tizard: Is being an idiot like being high all the time?
- Sean Kelly: No, it's like being constantly right.”
Janeane Garofalo - Marcy Tizard
David O'Hara - Sean Kelly

“- Paulie: Hit the brakes, ugly.
- Benny: That's cute. You train the bird to insult your customers?
- Paulie: No, I could tell you're ugly all by myself.”

Jay Mohr - Paulie
Jay Mohr - Benny

“- Schmendrick: The magic chose the shape, not I. I am a bearer, I am a dwelling, I am a messenger...
- Molly Grue: You are an idiot!”
Alan Arkin - Schmendrick
Tammy Grimes - Molly Grue

“- John Milner: It's the little twerp!
- Carol: Don't little twerp me, John, I've grown.
- John Milner: A little bit.”
Paul Le Mat - John Milner
Mackenzie Phillips - Carol

“- Anton, the stuck-up bully: How did that stupid mouse get in my sail?
- George Little: He's not a stupid mouse!
- Anton, the stuck-up bully: You're right; He's a stupid rat!”

Miles Marsico - Anton
Jonathan Lipnicki - George Little

“The hand of God, reaching down into the mire, couldn't elevate one of them to the depths of degradation!”

Charles Winninger - Dr. Enoch Downer

- Meg Altman: Get out of my house!
- Sarah Altman: Say fuck!
- Meg Altman: Fuck!
- Sarah Altman: Mom! "Get the fuck out of my house!".
- Meg Altman: Get the fuck out of my house!

Jodie Foster - Meg Altman
Kristen Stewart - Sarah Altman

“If you'll excuse me for saying so, it isn't polite to call people liars.”

Shirley Temple - Sara Crewe

“Where's... my cake? I... want... my... cake! Where's my cake, Bedelia? Where's my Father's Day cake? I want my cake you dirty bitch! I'm going to have it!”

Jon Lormer - Nathan Grantham